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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I like to think of myself as a shining paragon of maturity, but though I'm 40, I still get urges to knock on people's doors and run away. Also, "your mum" jokes still crease me up on the inside. Oh, and when I see Cockburns port, I chuckle.
How are you still immature? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There was a "Cockwell Inn" pub round ours always had a chuckle at that."
In Northampton there's a pub called "the cock". I always grin when I drive past. Always. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When I'm in a toilet cubicle, and somebody walks in and breaks wind, I'll be trying so hard to hold it together, and been known to have tears streaming down my face. I can't help it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There was a "Cockwell Inn" pub round ours always had a chuckle at that.
In Northampton there's a pub called "the cock". I always grin when I drive past. Always. "
The first time I visited a friend in Wollaston and my satnav said Bell End at the top I was pitifully amused.
I also find the whole subject of wanking and porn hilarious and I insist on putting my bf's nutsack in my mouth after he's just shaved it because I love how much it feels like flumps 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There was a "Cockwell Inn" pub round ours always had a chuckle at that.
In Northampton there's a pub called "the cock". I always grin when I drive past. Always.
The first time I visited a friend in Wollaston and my satnav said Bell End at the top I was pitifully amused.
I also find the whole subject of wanking and porn hilarious and I insist on putting my bf's nutsack in my mouth after he's just shaved it because I love how much it feels like flumps
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I think there's a street in Wollaston called "Titty Ho" as well. Always makes me laugh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I'm in a toilet cubicle, and somebody walks in and breaks wind, I'll be trying so hard to hold it together, and been known to have tears streaming down my face. I can't help it. "
You and I are FAR too similar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There was a "Cockwell Inn" pub round ours always had a chuckle at that.
In Northampton there's a pub called "the cock". I always grin when I drive past. Always.
The first time I visited a friend in Wollaston and my satnav said Bell End at the top I was pitifully amused.
I also find the whole subject of wanking and porn hilarious and I insist on putting my bf's nutsack in my mouth after he's just shaved it because I love how much it feels like flumps
I think there's a street in Wollaston called "Titty Ho" as well. Always makes me laugh. "
There's also Back Way. I think it's clear some town planner had a zoot one lunchtime |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There's also Back Way. I think it's clear some town planner had a zoot one lunchtime "
Remember the sign outside the family planning clinic? It said "Use rear entrance". It's on google images somewhere. That always made me laugh like a teenager. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's also Back Way. I think it's clear some town planner had a zoot one lunchtime
Remember the sign outside the family planning clinic? It said "Use rear entrance". It's on google images somewhere. That always made me laugh like a teenager. "
And how the Bants Lane sign always got changed to Pants Lane? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There's also Back Way. I think it's clear some town planner had a zoot one lunchtime
Remember the sign outside the family planning clinic? It said "Use rear entrance". It's on google images somewhere. That always made me laugh like a teenager.
And how the Bants Lane sign always got changed to Pants Lane? "
Me and 2 mates did that once, and it made the front page of the Chronicle. That's my claim to fame in this town. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like to move things with letters on in shops so they spell out rude words  . On and at Christmas set off every moving Santa  "
Or creating rude words on those sequin cushions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Used to be some punk promoters in Camden who's flyers said "Your Mum presents..."
Top work I thought.
Also "My Friend Billy..." is still hilarious to the day. |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
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Cute, loved reading these.
I'm such a dick at parties .. I'm always the one that gets everyone to play stupid games or get everyone massaging each other's feet or swapping clothes or blindfold guess the ingredients to an unsual food combo etc etc.
You'll love me or hate me at your party
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I put random items into other people's shopping trolleys at supermarkets  x
Do you actually?! For real? I love that...
I do yes, when I'm feeling mischievous "
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This is the most immature of all. Bear with me, when I was on here with my ex wife as HotnSpicey two guys let us down. So we arranged later to meet them on Ainsdale beach in Southport. We got their car reg numbers and pretended each of them was us. So they both turned up as single guys and drove round and round each other as single guys while we sat back and watched them laughing our heads off. True story x |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"I play music too loud according to my kids
Do you 'blow raspberries' back to them when they say it?
I dance more and they hate it. Next time in the car, I will blow a raspberry!
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PM me after you do. I'll have a giggle.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Used to be some punk promoters in Camden who's flyers said "Your Mum presents..."
Top work I thought.
Also "My Friend Billy..." is still hilarious to the day."
I love that  |
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"I move ornaments round in peoples homes to see how long it takes them to notice!
Mrs J
Ha! I've done this too "
Wish I was brave enough to pop things in people’s trolleys, I’d be caught out though as I’d follow them to see what happened at checkout! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's also Back Way. I think it's clear some town planner had a zoot one lunchtime
Remember the sign outside the family planning clinic? It said "Use rear entrance". It's on google images somewhere. That always made me laugh like a teenager.
And how the Bants Lane sign always got changed to Pants Lane?
Me and 2 mates did that once, and it made the front page of the Chronicle. That's my claim to fame in this town. "
Good work, my friend  some kids once burnt a cock and balls into their school lawn with killer and the Google earth cameras picked it up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's also Back Way. I think it's clear some town planner had a zoot one lunchtime
Remember the sign outside the family planning clinic? It said "Use rear entrance". It's on google images somewhere. That always made me laugh like a teenager.
And how the Bants Lane sign always got changed to Pants Lane?
Me and 2 mates did that once, and it made the front page of the Chronicle. That's my claim to fame in this town.
Good work, my friend some kids once burnt a cock and balls into their school lawn with killer and the Google earth cameras picked it up "
That's actually beautiful |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's also Back Way. I think it's clear some town planner had a zoot one lunchtime
Remember the sign outside the family planning clinic? It said "Use rear entrance". It's on google images somewhere. That always made me laugh like a teenager.
And how the Bants Lane sign always got changed to Pants Lane?
Me and 2 mates did that once, and it made the front page of the Chronicle. That's my claim to fame in this town.
Good work, my friend some kids once burnt a cock and balls into their school lawn with killer and the Google earth cameras picked it up
That's actually beautiful "
I won't lie, I'd have been proud |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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One of my mates has a very prudish mother. Not so long ago she was at his house, and he doesn't really pussyfoot around her. He was showing me how his Alexa worked, and said "Alexa, make farting noises".
Well, the stern and awkward look of disapproval on his mum's face combined with a barrage of flatulence noises from behind her was too much for me. And I had to leave the room. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm guilty of setting off musical toys
I'm guilty of arranging things with letters on into rude words
IV also rode a kiddies bike around toys are us
And lay down in a display bed
I'm going to start slipping items into other people's trolleys when I go shopping  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One of my mates has a very prudish mother. Not so long ago she was at his house, and he doesn't really pussyfoot around her. He was showing me how his Alexa worked, and said "Alexa, make farting noises".
Well, the stern and awkward look of disapproval on his mum's face combined with a barrage of flatulence noises from behind her was too much for me. And I had to leave the room."
See, now, this is very funny... |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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We can be very childish for late forties... Mrs loves to the word Cock inappropriately like telling everyone say “Cock” when out and taking a photo with family/friends. I always touch things I’m not meant to and flirt outrageously. Sometimes if we have a little row out, for revenge Mrs will pretend to have special needs n the middle a city and I’ll be like so embarrassed but also pissing myself laughing.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I still find farts as amusing as when I was a child "
Me too! When asked who farted the other day, my daughter replied that it wasn't mum because she'd have giggled! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I still find farts as amusing as when I was a child "
Can't remember who said it, might have been Jack Dee. But basically it's God's joke, he had first pick so obviously it's the funniest thing of all time. However... Etiquette requires that you do offer an exclamation appropriate to the situation when someone "breaks company". Depending on where and whom this can be anything from "one nil to you" to "fuck me, that one wore hobnail boots" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I still find farts as amusing as when I was a child
Can't remember who said it, might have been Jack Dee. But basically it's God's joke, he had first pick so obviously it's the funniest thing of all time. However... Etiquette requires that you do offer an exclamation appropriate to the situation when someone "breaks company". Depending on where and whom this can be anything from "one nil to you" to "fuck me, that one wore hobnail boots" "
I like to say "get out and walk, I ain't carrying you no more" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I still find farts as amusing as when I was a child
Me too! When asked who farted the other day, my daughter replied that it wasn't mum because she'd have giggled! "
My ex husband and I were sitting on a sofa talking to my parents many years ago. I felt a vibration which I assumed was his phone going off so I said "is that you", wondered briefly why he was struggling not to laugh then saw his phone sitting on the table next to me. I kept a straight face but god knows how... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I still find farts as amusing as when I was a child
Can't remember who said it, might have been Jack Dee. But basically it's God's joke, he had first pick so obviously it's the funniest thing of all time. However... Etiquette requires that you do offer an exclamation appropriate to the situation when someone "breaks company". Depending on where and whom this can be anything from "one nil to you" to "fuck me, that one wore hobnail boots"
I like to say "get out and walk, I ain't carrying you no more" "
I've always liked "Keep shouting, Sir! We'll find you!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I still find farts as amusing as when I was a child
Can't remember who said it, might have been Jack Dee. But basically it's God's joke, he had first pick so obviously it's the funniest thing of all time. However... Etiquette requires that you do offer an exclamation appropriate to the situation when someone "breaks company". Depending on where and whom this can be anything from "one nil to you" to "fuck me, that one wore hobnail boots"
I like to say "get out and walk, I ain't carrying you no more"
I've always liked "Keep shouting, Sir! We'll find you!" "
Stealing that! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I'm in a toilet cubicle, and somebody walks in and breaks wind, I'll be trying so hard to hold it together, and been known to have tears streaming down my face. I can't help it. "
This gets me every time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The best £1.59 I ever spent in my life was on a Roger's Profanisaurus phone app. I truly can't recommend it enough if you'd like to demean yourself by giggling like an infant at toilet humour and euphemisms for onanism. Trust me, you'll be glad you did |
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Once in a long till queue with the ex wife I let a silent but incredibly smelly fart go, when the noxious cloud was noticed, I proclaimed in a loud voice "Is that you? You dirty cow" and strode out the shop.
She found me outside with tears running down my face - she ignored me and walked straight past me, god knows why lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once in a long till queue with the ex wife I let a silent but incredibly smelly fart go, when the noxious cloud was noticed, I proclaimed in a loud voice "Is that you? You dirty cow" and strode out the shop.
She found me outside with tears running down my face - she ignored me and walked straight past me, god knows why lol "
My ex husband expelled a bona fide "arse banshee" in a supermarket queue once and walked off pretending to have forgotten something leaving me with a truly livid bloke standing in front me. From his face I would guess he's still pissed off about it now...
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"Once in a long till queue with the ex wife I let a silent but incredibly smelly fart go, when the noxious cloud was noticed, I proclaimed in a loud voice "Is that you? You dirty cow" and strode out the shop.
She found me outside with tears running down my face - she ignored me and walked straight past me, god knows why lol
My ex husband expelled a bona fide "arse banshee" in a supermarket queue once and walked off pretending to have forgotten something leaving me with a truly livid bloke standing in front me. From his face I would guess he's still pissed off about it now...
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Its always hilarious for the perpetrator |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scooting and riding shopping trolleys in supermarkets and car parks, the IKEA ones roll the best plenty of room in the car parks too, always get a funny look of guys my own age ride or die bitch, ride or die  |
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"Like to throw in the odd ‘chinny beard’ when someone tells a story "
Round here it's "chinny reckon". I had to explain it to a 22 year old colleague who had never heard of it. I think he thought I'd just made it up until he googled it. |
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"Like to throw in the odd ‘chinny beard’ when someone tells a story
Round here it's "chinny reckon". I had to explain it to a 22 year old colleague who had never heard of it. I think he thought I'd just made it up until he googled it."
It was "chinny Mandela" at my school for some reason
I'm as immature as it gets half the time, don't grow up it's a trap! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A few years back the Tories had a campaign poster with a picture of Cameron looking his floppy haired, Ruperty best with the slogan "we can't go on like this". Some genius wrote underneath it "with suspicious minds" and painted a quiff and sideburns on him. I wish people would do things like that more often. There's a stop sign opposite my boyfriends house and someone has written "Hammer time!" under it. These people are my soul tribe 
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I do far too many immature things to list tbh, off the top off my head though is me sneaking up on people I work with or even family members and just freaking them out by making a random noise....either that or occasionally poking or prodding a guy I work with a stick who does the same back |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A few years back the Tories had a campaign poster with a picture of Cameron looking his floppy haired, Ruperty best with the slogan "we can't go on like this". Some genius wrote underneath it "with suspicious minds" and painted a quiff and sideburns on him. I wish people would do things like that more often. There's a stop sign opposite my boyfriends house and someone has written "Hammer time!" under it. These people are my soul tribe
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I love stuff like that. This is similar, but slightly more tragic.. but back in the days of the Pants Lane vandalism, I once spray painted "nobody has ever truly loved you" onto the concrete pillar of a bridge on a main road. I often wonder how many people read that on their way to work on rainy Monday mornings whilst breaking out in tears. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have large speakers at work that play club music to motivate the work force, I regularly connect by bluetooth and when one of the girls walks past use my phones fart app to let a ripper out. Makes me giggle like a 3 year old. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I'm in a toilet cubicle, and somebody walks in and breaks wind, I'll be trying so hard to hold it together, and been known to have tears streaming down my face. I can't help it. "
That genuinely did make me laugh out loud |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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To be honest.... there is nothing wrong at looking at the world with child like wonder at all. It takes us away from the mundane things we have to do as adults like:- paying bills, having pointless crap arguments with others close to us. Putting up with relatives... You dig me u crazy cats!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I try to find the humour in most things... even the saddest day can be lifted a little with a smile and a laugh...
Do not take life to seriously and don't be offended at everything....you will be dead one day... |
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