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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sang.... I love confectionary.... would the song have been just as good????

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

If Dolly Parton only did part time shifts at work....

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

If Madness had worn drainpipes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What like.....9 till 1 on Monday Wednesday and Saturday

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"What like.....9 till 1 on Monday Wednesday and Saturday "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If Madness had worn drainpipes"

Crying

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

If Run DMC found it quite easy to rock a rhyme that's right on time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What like.....9 till 1 on Monday Wednesday and Saturday

Yep"

Sing it see if you can make it work

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By *olex99Man over a year ago

Hull

Bonnie Tyler has put her car up for sale..it runs pretty well. Every now & then it falls apart.

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By *nto My ArmsMan over a year ago

Herts/London

If The Red Hot Chili Peppers charged...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If somebody had actually stopped Queen

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

If Foo Fighters ended quickly.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

If the Village People had joined the RAF

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By *p4funCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

If meatloaf "did do that "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If someone had left the cake out in the rain..... hang on somebody did didn’t they Donna

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If Elton John had thought that Saturday night WASN'T alright for fighting...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If Elton John had thought that Saturday night WASN'T alright for fighting... "

He would tell harry and Meghan first

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if the doggy in the window had a price tag?

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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If Queen had a really unpleasant experience out in Bohemia, actually

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By *nto My ArmsMan over a year ago

Herts/London

If Yazz and the Plastic Population owned a compass.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

If Mick Jagger wasn't at all sympathetic to the devil

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What if the doggy in the window had a price tag?"

Sing this..... I ain’t paying that for that for the doggy in the window.... it works

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By *p4funCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

Submarines didn't come in yellow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What if the apple of ZZ tops eye was a double amputee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What if Splodgenessabounds asked for two pints of milk and a packet of jaffa cakes ?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if one lorry was green and the other one was purple?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What if the warden had done a risk assessment and decided against throwing a party at the County Jail as it contravened several security regulations.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It was mist, not smoke on the water.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"What if the apple of ZZ tops eye was a double amputee "

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

If Kings of Leon had shit sex

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if Sinead O'Connor had used Go Compare?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What if Splodgenessabounds asked for two pints of milk and a packet of jaffa cakes ?"

What about if you go to the top of the class for spelling

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"It was mist, not smoke on the water. "

Or the fog was on the Avon?

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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What if Motorhead's pack of cards was incomplete

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What if the warden had done a risk assessment and decided against throwing a party at the County Jail as it contravened several security regulations. "

Aww mate that’s just about killed me xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If Celine Dion didn't sing about hotdogs on Titanic

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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What if Dr Feelgood were lactose intolerant?

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

If Cypress Hill were fine examples of good mental health

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By *WfuncoupleCouple over a year ago

What if Elvis wanted suede shoes that matched his green trousers?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

If Madonna hadn’t been a virgin

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"If Madonna hadn’t been a virgin "

And she wasn't into material shit

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"If Madonna hadn’t been a virgin

And she wasn't into material shit"

and her papa didn’t preach

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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What if Nina Simone was bi-polar

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"If Madonna hadn’t been a virgin

And she wasn't into material shit

and her papa didn’t preach "

And she didn’t go on holiday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If Madonna hadn’t been a virgin

And she wasn't into material shit

and her papa didn’t preach "

Then she'd have nothing to Cherish

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"If Madonna hadn’t been a virgin

And she wasn't into material shit

and her papa didn’t preach "

And she didn't really like the whole prayer thing

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By *edVelveteenCouple over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

"What like.....9 till 1 on Monday Wednesday and Saturday

Yep

Sing it see if you can make it work "

It actually does work. Lol.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

What if Nancy Sinatra had had slippers?

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

If Prince drove a Little Red Ford Fiesta

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What if Dr Feelgood were lactose intolerant?"

Some of these are brilliant yours included

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If Queen and David Bowie found things really easy going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if Splodgenessabounds asked for two pints of milk and a packet of jaffa cakes ?

What about if you go to the top of the class for spelling "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What like.....9 till 1 on Monday Wednesday and Saturday

Yep

Sing it see if you can make it work

It actually does work. Lol.

Yep your right it does haha we have a hit on our hands

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

What if led Zeppelin had lived in a bungalow

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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What if Sam the Sham and The Pharoahs had been intimidated by clean-shaven individuals

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By *edVelveteenCouple over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

Oh, I love this thread, but I can't think of any.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What if Phil Collins was pissed off enough to not want even one more minute no matter a night.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Cliff had sung about a Christian man

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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What if Bruce Springsteen had a genetic lower leg deformity

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

If The Beatles had been brought up near Cockle Dicks Lane in Southport instead of Penny Lane

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if Craig David was on Fab had a bit of a shit week and no-one replied to his messages till Saturday?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If led zeppelin got a lift

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh, I love this thread, but I can't think of any.

Sort yourself out darling and no I don’t mean like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or if our house was actually an end of terrace.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if Morrissey was on Fab and hadn't joined the BBW threads?

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

If The Beastie Boys - repaired

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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What if Michael Jackson was an aficionado of Buster Keaton

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"What if Craig David was on Fab had a bit of a shit week and no-one replied to his messages till Saturday?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If madness lived at the end of the street

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What if Shaggy readily admitted his guilt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or joan jett loved classical

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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What if Rosie had been to weight watchers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If madness lived at the end of the street"

Just did that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The weather girls...... what if it was just raining? Not even that what if it was a light drizzle or just a passing shower

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

If Alan Price had had an Amazing Dancing Octopus

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By *affire_and_SteelCouple over a year ago

North by North West

If Gary Numan never passed his driving test.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If Elvis didnt want anyone to step on his brown leather loafers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What if Shaggy readily admitted his guilt"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Useless bit of trivia alert! Billy Ocean originally recorded the song as "African Queen" and it flopped. The record company changed it and he re-sang it as "Caribbean Queen". Massive hit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What if Public Enemy had tried to peacefully resolve their conflict with the power?

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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What if Ben E King had a personal hygiene issue?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if Blur lived in a two up two down in a City centre?

Or Oasis fancied a cheese straw with it?

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

If Bonnie Tyler was holding out for Mr Average

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Useless bit of trivia alert! Billy Ocean originally recorded the song as "African Queen" and it flopped. The record company changed it and he re-sang it as "Caribbean Queen". Massive hit

And he changes the words live to suit his location.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"What if Public Enemy had tried to peacefully resolve their conflict with the power? "

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Amy Winehouse yes,yes yes to rehab

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"The weather girls...... what if it was just raining? Not even that what if it was a light drizzle or just a passing shower "

They should have been glad it wasn't snowing...

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By *hisCharManMan over a year ago

South Manchester

If Madonna was promiscuous

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"If Madonna was promiscuous "

Or preferred Cosmo?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or the eagles stayed at premier inn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What if frankie goes to Hollywood suffered from premature ejaculation

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

If the Beastie Boys wanted to Fight for the right to do some knitting

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if The Jam had caught the night bus home?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What if the pistols sang holiday in Rhyl

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The Monkees were cynical

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Or the eagles stayed at premier inn"

This one wins!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

What if Marvin Gaye eschewed headwear?

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

What if Nina Simone was rubbish at magic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Useless bit of trivia alert! Billy Ocean originally recorded the song as "African Queen" and it flopped. The record company changed it and he re-sang it as "Caribbean Queen". Massive hit

And he changes the words live to suit his location.

Thank you, I did not know that. It all goes in the trivia bank

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"If Run DMC found it quite easy to rock a rhyme that's right on time. "

Or if the met a little girly with straight hair!

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Marvin Gaye didn't listen to idle gossip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If Fran Healey from Travis hadn't lied when he was 17

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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What if Etta James liked extended foreplay?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if Siouxsie & The Banshees take away of choice was pizza?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if all the streets where U2 lived were clearly labelled?

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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What if Billie Piper had a detailed, logical, well thought through justification for her actions?

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By *hisCharManMan over a year ago

South Manchester

"If Madonna was promiscuous

Or preferred Cosmo?"

Or wasn’t to bothered about the grove

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

If sinead o conner found several comparable men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or if tom petty was a push over

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

And what if The Undertones cousin Kevin had a skeleton in his closet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What if George and Andrew has gone to Butlins in mine head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or if Roy Orbison set out earlier in the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Or if postman pat had a black and white tv

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

What if pink floyd were glad they weren’t there?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if Madness had flown to Cairo during the day?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

What if, when Dr Hook rang Silvias mother it had gone straight to answerphone.

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By *edVelveteenCouple over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

"Oh, I love this thread, but I can't think of any.

Sort yourself out darling and no I don’t mean like that "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or if the Rolling Stones preferred stuff red.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Or I heard through David vine

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if Ian Dury was feeling particularly grumpy that day?

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"What if George and Andrew has gone to Butlins in mine head "

Yeah, they would definitely have to pay for their drinks

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if The Specials had done something?

Or The Selecter's hero had stamina?

Or The Vapors had turned Belgian?

Or Dexys were waiting for Doris to get a move on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or Bruce Springsteen was from London

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By *hisCharManMan over a year ago

South Manchester

The postman had just done his fucking job properly and delivered Elvis’s letter

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By *edVelveteenCouple over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

"Oh, I love this thread, but I can't think of any.

Sort yourself out darling and no I don’t mean like that

Oh, I have one - what if Van Morrison had a thing for blue eyed girls.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Or Bruce Springsteen was from London "

Or Kim Wilde's kids went to Lloret Del Mar for their holidays?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

The Proclaimers only walked 5 miles and no more

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"The Proclaimers only walked 5 miles and no more "

And that was only to collect their letter from Falkirk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If mother kelly lived in a flat

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if Chas & Dave kept Guinea pigs?

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By *hisCharManMan over a year ago

South Manchester

The Dead Kennedys holidayed in Southport

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By *hisCharManMan over a year ago

South Manchester

"The Dead Kennedys holidayed in Southport "

And had only had a couple of drinks

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"What if Chas & Dave kept Guinea pigs?"

Rolf

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

What if it wasn’t fine to stay in the YMCA?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Neil Sedaka didn’t find Marie in Amarillo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What if jimmy osmond came from clacton on sea

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if Julie Andrew's had become a nun in Norfolk which is lacking in hills to climb let alone mountains?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What if it wasn’t fine to stay in the YMCA?"

Best go to the premier inn with the eagles

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if Gene Pitney had lived closer to Tulsa?

Or Dionne Warwick had sat nav?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What if Julie Andrew's had become a nun in Norfolk which is lacking in hills to climb let alone mountains?"

The stairs are alive with the sound of music

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What if the Spice Girls didn't want a Zig a Zig Ahhh

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"What if Julie Andrew's had become a nun in Norfolk which is lacking in hills to climb let alone mountains?

The stairs are alive with the sound of music "

The fields are alive with music

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

If the cranberries were in a rush.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Adam ant sat down and called UPS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What if there wasn’t an elevator that took you to heaven. No stairs required at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What if papa couldn’t roll that stone

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

What if, Anita Ward had had a door knocker.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

The Boomtown Rats didn’t like Fridays

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What if, Anita Ward had had a door knocker. "

She could still ring my bell

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By *hisCharManMan over a year ago

South Manchester

"The Boomtown Rats didn’t like Fridays"

Or the Monday was a bank holiday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If a member of ABBA was called George

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"The Boomtown Rats didn’t like Fridays

Or the Monday was a bank holiday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What if the winter actually gave Noddy Holder SAD and the holidays were not really fun, more a depressing time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What if Kate bush got out of breath halfway up that hill

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

The counting crows could only find a double decker.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if The Stones did get some satisfaction?

Or the eight legged insects causing Mr Bowie problems were from Antigua?

Or T Rex could only find an ostrich to ride?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"If a member of ABBA was called George "

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if The Clash were actually quite decisive?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If the real slim shady actually did stand up.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

If Morrissey thought every day was like Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What would guns ‘n roses do if it was the driest November on record?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if Tammy Wynette was happily married and quite content in her relationship?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if Janet Kay only partook of sensible pastimes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or if Bob was a plasterer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If Hall and Oates could go for that

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if Secret Affair decided to leave it till later?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hue and cry was Conservative over emotions

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Actually to come back to the OP...

...what if Bow Wow Wow had come along after the demise of cassette tapes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What if Robert de Niro couldn’t wait any longer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If the drinks in Club Tropicana were £20 a round

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or if Bob was a plasterer. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if Robert de Niro couldn’t wait any longer "

And he couldn't even talk Italian

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or if def leopard were more into water sports than food stuffs

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if the Fun Boy Three had been more interested in what you do rather than the way you do it? Would Bananarama have had anything to say about it then?

Two for the price of one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What if Robert de Niro couldn’t wait any longer

And he couldn't even talk Italian "

Yea and warburtpns retaliated

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By *untimes7474Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

What if Jilted John’s nemesis was named Matt instead of Gordon?

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

What if Meatloaf would do that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What if 10cc was due in court in the afternoon

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if Chuck Berry were on Fab and had posted a pic of his ding a ling?

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By *hisCharManMan over a year ago

South Manchester

If the man The Smiths knew was a bit of a dickhead

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What if Rod Stewart was exfoliating

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