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So apparently, me and Lord of Orgasms

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Are going to do each other on film and Saphron40 is selling the film to the highest bidder.

Normally I dont whore myself out, but its January and I'm broke

Shall we start the bidding at £5?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are going to do each other on film and Saphron40 is selling the film to the highest bidder.

Normally I dont whore myself out, but its January and I'm broke

Shall we start the bidding at £5?"

£3.50

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke

3 quid and half a Mars bar

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Are going to do each other on film and Saphron40 is selling the film to the highest bidder.

Normally I dont whore myself out, but its January and I'm broke

Shall we start the bidding at £5?

£3.50"

Great minds!!

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"Are going to do each other on film and Saphron40 is selling the film to the highest bidder.

Normally I dont whore myself out, but its January and I'm broke

Shall we start the bidding at £5?

£3.50"

£3.51

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll give you a computer monitor

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I feel like none of you have been in an auction before

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

6p and a packet of Juicy fruit (

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll trade it for a cassette tape

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I'm imagining a set up like in a clockwork orange; you'd have to strap me to chair with my eyelids held open to watch that...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A packet of duty free cigarettes and some loose change from the bottom of my handbag.

I’m a poor student

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can you say in words exactly what the two of you are going to do to each other please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh.... you paying each of us a fiver

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"I'm imagining a set up like in a clockwork orange; you'd have to strap me to chair with my eyelids held open to watch that...

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That can also be arranged this gets better!!!

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk

I'll give you magic bean

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve got a just cooked out of the oven Yorkshire pudding x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm imagining a set up like in a clockwork orange; you'd have to strap me to chair with my eyelids held open to watch that...

That can also be arranged this gets better!!!"

If the money doesnt start going up, I'm retracting the rights

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley

I've got mint choc and chocolate orange lip balms?

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

What's the film gonna be called

" You can have my penis "

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"I'm imagining a set up like in a clockwork orange; you'd have to strap me to chair with my eyelids held open to watch that...

That can also be arranged this gets better!!!

If the money doesnt start going up, I'm retracting the rights "

Read the contract. You can’t.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not bidding but do you need a 'fluffer'?

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By *cousesubsallyWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Is there going to be a storyline to it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm imagining a set up like in a clockwork orange; you'd have to strap me to chair with my eyelids held open to watch that...

That can also be arranged this gets better!!!

If the money doesnt start going up, I'm retracting the rights

Read the contract. You can’t."

Damn it, I'm screwed.

In more ways than one

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Is there going to be a storyline to it? "

Well one has to be a plumber, right? It's in the shower after all

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is there going to be a storyline to it? "

Yea. I walk into his bedroom and we bang

It's going to be so fucking tasteful

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"I'm imagining a set up like in a clockwork orange; you'd have to strap me to chair with my eyelids held open to watch that...

That can also be arranged this gets better!!!

If the money doesnt start going up, I'm retracting the rights

Read the contract. You can’t.

Damn it, I'm screwed.

In more ways than one "

Have you already negotiated who’s top?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve just found a button down the side of the sofa. Will that do?

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Is there going to be a storyline to it?

Yea. I walk into his bedroom and we bang

It's going to be so fucking tasteful "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm imagining a set up like in a clockwork orange; you'd have to strap me to chair with my eyelids held open to watch that...

That can also be arranged this gets better!!!

If the money doesnt start going up, I'm retracting the rights

Read the contract. You can’t.

Damn it, I'm screwed.

In more ways than one

Have you already negotiated who’s top?"

It's me. I'm a giver

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I’d pay a tenner to saphron to make sure the tape never sees the light of day. Once seen somethings just can’t be unseen.

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Cake

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"I'm imagining a set up like in a clockwork orange; you'd have to strap me to chair with my eyelids held open to watch that...

That can also be arranged this gets better!!!

If the money doesnt start going up, I'm retracting the rights

Read the contract. You can’t.

Damn it, I'm screwed.

In more ways than one

Have you already negotiated who’s top?

It's me. I'm a giver "

Cool... confirm with LOO that he’ll indeed have to shave his arse then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’d pay a tenner to saphron to make sure the tape never sees the light of day. Once seen somethings just can’t be unseen. "

Have to be more than that. This whole thing is her idea

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

We could just group together and all buy it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm imagining a set up like in a clockwork orange; you'd have to strap me to chair with my eyelids held open to watch that...

That can also be arranged this gets better!!!

If the money doesnt start going up, I'm retracting the rights

Read the contract. You can’t.

Damn it, I'm screwed.

In more ways than one

Have you already negotiated who’s top?

It's me. I'm a giver

Cool... confirm with LOO that he’ll indeed have to shave his arse then."

Think I saw Sally in here. Sure she'll pass the message on

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"We could just group together and all buy it "

Ill donate one of my lip balms to the fund!

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Cake "

Best offer so far... and your cakes are lush!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

€1

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cake

Best offer so far... and your cakes are lush!!!!!"

You promised we would be millionaires

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Cake

Best offer so far... and your cakes are lush!!!!!

You promised we would be millionaires"

Shut up and dance....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cake

Best offer so far... and your cakes are lush!!!!!

You promised we would be millionaires

Shut up and dance.... "

Not this again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why auction just one copy? You'll make more if you sell multiple copies!

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Cake

Best offer so far... and your cakes are lush!!!!!"

Bless you x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1p

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will you take it all in 1ps and a piece of used chewing gum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are going to do each other on film and Saphron40 is selling the film to the highest bidder.

Normally I dont whore myself out, but its January and I'm broke

Shall we start the bidding at £5?"

nope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is there going to be a storyline to it? "
oi stop encouraging it

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Can I be the fluffer?

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Can I be the fluffer?"

Hell yes... we need to get these prices up..

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Can I be the fluffer?

Hell yes... we need to get these prices up.. "

£300000000

I’m hoping this is like eBay and even tho I have said this I will still get it for £3:62

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Can I be the fluffer?

Hell yes... we need to get these prices up..

£300000000

I’m hoping this is like eBay and even tho I have said this I will still get it for £3:62"

If not you’re going to be broke for the rest of your life and the proud owner of a film nobody ever wants to see

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

5 trillion dollar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll bid 10 cents and half a selection box, Galaxy one btw!! Can't say fairer than that. There is a caveat the tradesman has to have a tool belt and top less, oooft!!

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