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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Smiling is infectious,

you catch it like the flu,

When someone smiled at me today,

I started smiling too.

I passed around the corner

and someone saw my grin.

When he smiled I realized

I'd passed it on to him.

I thought about that smile,

then I realized its worth.

A single smile, just like mine

could travel round the earth.

So, if you feel a smile begin,

don't leave it undetected.

Let's start an epidemic quick,

and get the world infected!

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Sarah Millican's dad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sarah Millican's dad

No, Spike Milligan is not Sarah Millican's father.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sarah Millican's dad

No, Spike Milligan is not Sarah Millican's father."

Are you sure?

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Sarah Millican's dad

No, Spike Milligan is not Sarah Millican's father."

Oh no , that was Michael Bentine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sarah Millican's dad

No, Spike Milligan is not Sarah Millican's father.

Oh no , that was Michael Bentine

Was that the guy that was potty?

Or am I thinking about Michael Hestletine?

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Sarah Millican's dad

No, Spike Milligan is not Sarah Millican's father.

Are you sure?"

The Paternity Police

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

My favourite of his poems:

Tiger, tiger, burning bright

Look out, you'll set the jungle alight!

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Hasn't he got " I told you I was ill " on his gravestone

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"My favourite of his poems:

Tiger, tiger, burning bright

Look out, you'll set the jungle alight!"

A thousand hungry savages

Sitting down to lunch,

Gobble gobble gobble

Munch munch munch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On the Ning Nang Nong, where the cows go bong and the monkeys all say boo.

There's a nang nong ning, where the trees go ping and the teapots jibber jabber joo.

There's a nong ning nang where the mice go clang but you just can't catch them when they do.

Do it's ning nang ning, cows go bong; nang nong ning, trees go ping; nong ning nang, mice go clang.

What a noisy place it is to belong in the ning nang ning nang nong.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Sarah Millican's dad

No, Spike Milligan is not Sarah Millican's father.

Are you sure?"

They have different surnames.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sarah Millican's dad

No, Spike Milligan is not Sarah Millican's father.

Are you sure?

They have different surnames. "

Haha durrrr

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"I never felt finer"

Said the king of China

Sitting down to dine.

Then he dropped down dead

He died, he did

It was only half past nine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smiling is infectious,

you catch it like the flu,

When someone smiled at me today,

I started smiling too.

I passed around the corner

and someone saw my grin.

When he smiled I realized

I'd passed it on to him.

I thought about that smile,

then I realized its worth.

A single smile, just like mine

could travel round the earth.

So, if you feel a smile begin,

don't leave it undetected.

Let's start an epidemic quick,

and get the world infected!"

People are forever telling me to smile. Then I do, and they never tell me to do it again.

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By *ny1localMan over a year ago

READING

Itchy dingle dangle, going once, going twice, sold to Fu Manchu .

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By *i1971Man over a year ago

Cornwall

Said Hamlet to Ophelia,

I'll draw a sketch of thee,

What kind of pencil shall I use?

2B or not 2B?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once I saw a little worm wriggling on his belly! I asked if he'd like to come inside and see what's on the telly!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spikes grave stone... "told you I was ill"

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