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Today's sentence.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The sentence for completiin today is:

"You know you put weight on over xmas when......."

Lets see what the best end to the sentence is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Step on the scales and the number is higher than it was before Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your wheelybin has nothing but empty boxes of celebrations in it and it's full

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Somebody tells you you’re looking “well”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have to lie down to fasten your jeans.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He tries to take you from behind but keeps bouncing off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He tries to take you from behind but keeps bouncing off. "

Lol....

Or for a guy....you need a mirror to shave your bits....

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By *nto My ArmsMan over a year ago

Herts/London

You still haven't finished the Boxing Day shit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you can't even fit in the fat suit you bought for a laugh

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By *hilleddevilMan over a year ago

north Manchester

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By *hilleddevilMan over a year ago

north Manchester

"You have to lie down to fasten your jeans. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your stomach keeps your knees warm

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

The bus topples over on one side when you step on board.

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By *ottielayWoman over a year ago

by the bay

Your paraglider takes a nosedive to the bottom of the cliff

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your paraglider takes a nosedive to the bottom of the cliff "

Thank god the one in my pics didnt do that last year....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your belly enters the room before your boobs

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