"Apart from your mind what do you always lose?
Me its always shoes...kick em off then the shoe monster comes n nicks em! "
Na I find that hard to believe! You lose shoes? More likely with so many you can't find a matching pair! lol |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Apart from your mind what do you always lose?
Me its always shoes...kick em off then the shoe monster comes n nicks em!
Na I find that hard to believe! You lose shoes? More likely with so many you can't find a matching pair! lol " Honest i do..i find em three weeks after i want to wear em!
Monte- how the feck do you lose a butter dish? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anything the kids bring me home from school to sign.......
have the kids recently brought my PPI settlement figure home with them ?"
I will check the recycle bin and let you know....... |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"is it me ,,,,, or am i alone in wondering how one loses shoes ????
" you kick them off ready for the OH to tread on em when he goes to the loo in the night...then the shoes monster fucks off with em |
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"is it me ,,,,, or am i alone in wondering how one loses shoes ????
you kick them off ready for the OH to tread on em when he goes to the loo in the night...then the shoes monster fucks off with em "
Or he trips over them..swears and flushes them after having a pee! |
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"Apart from your mind what do you always lose?
Me its always shoes...kick em off then the shoe monster comes n nicks em! "
phone...drives kev mad, he reckons most of his bill is phoning mine so i can find it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Time
Honestly i have no idea where it all goes, so far today my attempts to be productive have seen me achieve a grand total of zero yet its somehow 11pm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've never lost anything. Honestly. Never lost a wallet, never lost any keys, never lost my mind. They're all still there, under the stairs, in a box. I think. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apart from my virginity - although was so long ago I don't miss it at all - the only thing I lose these days is often the will to live when I check messages and sometimes think they're all coming from previous 'Jeremy Kyle' guests!
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