I was out in Manchester on Monday night, in The Goose pub, when a guy came over and said to me "you're not a stunner but your OK, just average, but I'd still fuck you"
You can guess my reply!
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"I was out in Manchester on Monday night, in The Goose pub, when a guy came over and said to me "you're not a stunner but your OK, just average, but I'd still fuck you"
You can guess my reply!
What's the worst you've had? "
Oh what a charmer.... |
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"I was out in Manchester on Monday night, in The Goose pub, when a guy came over and said to me "you're not a stunner but your OK, just average, but I'd still fuck you"
You can guess my reply!
What's the worst you've had?
Oh what a charmer.... "
Wouldn't mind but he only had about 4 teeth in his mouth lol |
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"But what if they walked up to you and said it  "
Someone sort of did the same night, I was stood outside a different bar having a cig and this guy says "are you Lisa Belle from fab?", but he then started asking me about a swingers club I go to. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Courtesy of a friend of mine:
Do you fancy going halves on a bastard. 
Haha, I dare you to send that message to a woman on fab lol "
My reputation of being a nice guy woukd be ruined in one swoop. Lol |
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"Courtesy of a friend of mine:
Do you fancy going halves on a bastard.
Haha, I dare you to send that message to a woman on fab lol
My reputation of being a nice guy woukd be ruined in one swoop. Lol"
Yes you'd better not, someone would start a forum thread about it lol |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Courtesy of a friend of mine:
Do you fancy going halves on a bastard.
Haha, I dare you to send that message to a woman on fab lol
My reputation of being a nice guy woukd be ruined in one swoop. Lol
Yes you'd better not, someone would start a forum thread about it lol "
But woukd anyone believe it?  |
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"Courtesy of a friend of mine:
Do you fancy going halves on a bastard.
Haha, I dare you to send that message to a woman on fab lol
My reputation of being a nice guy woukd be ruined in one swoop. Lol
Yes you'd better not, someone would start a forum thread about it lol
But woukd anyone believe it? "
You wouldn't be named and shamed Chunky! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Courtesy of a friend of mine:
Do you fancy going halves on a bastard.
Haha, I dare you to send that message to a woman on fab lol
My reputation of being a nice guy woukd be ruined in one swoop. Lol
Yes you'd better not, someone would start a forum thread about it lol
But woukd anyone believe it?
You wouldn't be named and shamed Chunky! "
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I wouldn't blame them if they did.
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"I was out in Manchester on Monday night, in The Goose pub, when a guy came over and said to me "you're not a stunner but your OK, just average, but I'd still fuck you"
You can guess my reply!
What's the worst you've had?
Oh what a charmer....
Wouldn't mind but he only had about 4 teeth in his mouth lol "
It's lucky he kept them after that remark |
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I've (Mrs) had two recently, "your so small I'd love to put you in a suitcase"
"I'd go down on you!!"
Oooh thought of another, guy in a pub is sick into his beer glass and hands it to me (being a barmaid) then says, oh are you single haha
No thanks x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hubby pulled out a hanky and said "does this smell of chloroform to you" obviously it worked as we're still together
Ha! That's actually a great chat up line  "
His sick sense of humour is what attracted me to him initially. It's come into its own since he was diagnosed with cancer. The oncology nurses argue over" who gets to see him today". He lost 4 stone in four months (he wasn't even overweight) so had a t shirt printed with " cancer, putting the die in diet".... That's the level we are talking here  |
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"Hubby pulled out a hanky and said "does this smell of chloroform to you" obviously it worked as we're still together
Ha! That's actually a great chat up line
His sick sense of humour is what attracted me to him initially. It's come into its own since he was diagnosed with cancer. The oncology nurses argue over" who gets to see him today". He lost 4 stone in four months (he wasn't even overweight) so had a t shirt printed with " cancer, putting the die in diet".... That's the level we are talking here "
That's my sort of sense of humour too. It's devastating what's happening but you can't change it so just gotta go with it
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