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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle called ‘This Smells Like My Vagina’ as when mixing scents for her candle range, that was what came to mind for one scent
$75 dollars per candle
Anyone buying one? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"According to the Goop website, the candle has notes of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar, and should put a vibe of "fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth" into the minds of those who smell it."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really??
Think il stick to my berry one
Whatever next....
Are you buying one ?
For you? No, you want to stick to berry ones 
Mary Berry ones? "
My head just went to a worrying place |
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She's missing a trick if she's not selling them in packs of Seven, delivered in a box to some remote location in the middle of nowhere.
I wonder how long it will be to see fanny candles being advertised on here?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A fish scented candle?  no thank you You have obviously been with some really unwashed & possibly std riddled women then...a healthy hygenic vag does not smell of fish "
It's the age old 'funny' comment about vagina smells  |
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"A fish scented candle? no thank you You have obviously been with some really unwashed & possibly std riddled women then...a healthy hygenic vag does not smell of fish "
So what your saying is they do smell then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gwyneth Paltrow has some strange ideas. Bless her little heart. "
If she can sell a candle for $75 she is doing OK!
I wont be buying one though, seems wrong to be setting fire to vaginas somehow... |
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"Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle called ‘This Smells Like My Vagina’ as when mixing scents for her candle range, that was what came to mind for one scent
$75 dollars per candle
Anyone buying one?"
Why stop at one?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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How on earth did she make a candle that smells like her vag? Did she get her team round for a sniff?
'Ya, Gwynnie darling, I'm getting..' *sniffs pubes, '...touches of an African orphans tears, the sweet scent of breast milk and I do believe that's Portuguese man juice..'
Weird just weird but I'd sniff it!
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle called ‘This Smells Like My Vagina’ as when mixing scents for her candle range, that was what came to mind for one scent
$75 dollars per candle
Anyone buying one?
Why stop at one?!"
That's the spirit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A fish scented candle? no thank you You have obviously been with some really unwashed & possibly std riddled women then...a healthy hygenic vag does not smell of fish "
A smelly vag can actually be because of washing it too much and is not because of an sti.
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/bacterial-vaginosis/
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"Just take a look at the other products this is far from shocking, far from the craziest one, and not even close to the largest scam item on there. "
She seems to peddle stupidity to the gullible, especially those with too much money.
I'm surprised she hasn't got Gloop University, her equivalent of Trump University that took high levels of money, to help people to learn how to get richer |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Well I was going to but it sold out. 
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Not sure what is scarier.
The fact that somebody thought they were a good idea in the first place, or that people thought it was a good enough idea to buy enough for them to sell out.
I'm heading to that new planet they discovered. Who wants to join me? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Well I was going to but it sold out.
Not sure what is scarier.
The fact that somebody thought they were a good idea in the first place, or that people thought it was a good enough idea to buy enough for them to sell out.
I'm heading to that new planet they discovered. Who wants to join me? "
Mmhhhhm. Clearly you're in denial about your need for eau de vagina candles. |
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that’s too funny! 
