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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Apart from the obvious?

Knock over ornaments.....

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Flannel rail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poke someone's eye.

Mrs

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Back scratcher for partner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pick your nose

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Balancing aid

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Sword fight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cartwheel

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Hang some washing to dry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"pick your nose

Daniela Westbrook?

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Hide pens

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you put birdseed on it it could be a perch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pick your nose

Daniela Westbrook?"
omg

really is that how she did it............ f?ck knows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cook my breakfast.. do washing.. Hoover.. Lots of things..

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Play snooker.

Brown or pink?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cocktail stirrer

Towel rail

Coat hanger

Sink plunger (ouch)

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Hide pens"

Pens, plural?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bang a drum, wet willy an others ear for real?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Create a Jackson Pollock type painting with.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

block the henry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Really handy for holding curtain rings when rehanging them after a wash

Makes a great dibber in the spring when planting bulbs.

Glue a scourer sponge on the end to reach the bottom of vases when washing up.

You're welcome.

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"pick your nose

Daniela Westbrook?omg

really is that how she did it............ f?ck knows

Fuck nose lol

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By *oodguyeddieMan over a year ago

l36

Cum all over the steering wheel

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Roll dough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Towel rail

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" Create a Jackson Pollock type painting with."

*Jackson Bollock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

create a duvet tent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Train for pole vaulting events.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Create a Jackson Pollock type painting with.

*Jackson Bollock

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By *ants cockWoman over a year ago

lincoln

Helicopter

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By *rthur WrightusMan over a year ago

Round the Bend

Fishing rod

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Paint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t do that with a hardon haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

turn tv on when youve got fish finger sandwich dinner in one hand drink in the other

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"Hide pens

Pens, plural?

One at a time!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A classic one for Fab: measure sky remotes and/or deodorant cans.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

put candles out

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Hide pens

Pens, plural?

One at a time!"

Phew!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Use it as a hammer

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Do an impression of a snake being sick!

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Can’t do that with a hardon haha"

Can't do what ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make holes for doughnuts

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By *erms and conditionsCouple over a year ago

Alton

Book stand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

toilet roll holder

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By *avid282Man over a year ago

london

Helps practice your hand stands when desperate for a pee!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

direct eg this way madame

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

Point the direction for a lost stranger

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

"turn tv on when youve got fish finger sandwich dinner in one hand drink in the other

I can imagine you doing that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Size of some if the Cocks on here...break up an old patio...

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Live model for the Blackpool Tower.

Plenty of ballroom below!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"turn tv on when youve got fish finger sandwich dinner in one hand drink in the other

I can imagine you doing that

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I've tried but omg the mess it makes on tv screen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stick a match in the end and light a candle

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Keep it in your pants!

Unlikely around here I know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Keep it in your pants!

Unlikely around here I know. "

That won’t happen around here

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By *illyCouple over a year ago

Coventry

Ruin a funeral

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

rub your eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ruin a funeral

Ruin a wedding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

stand up on a bus

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Make a tent

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By * Your PleasureMan over a year ago

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By * Your PleasureMan over a year ago

.....

"Stick a match in the end and light a candle "

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make a tent"
i said that already cmon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn the washing machine on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

prod

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tap a very short person on the shoulder.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tap a very short person on the shoulder. "
knight them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Save lives by plugging a hole in a sinking inflatable dinghy.

Save the day by plugging a hole in a punctured paddling pool

Clear the queue at the post office

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

"Make a tenti said that already cmon

Sorry, i was distracted

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tap a very short person on the shoulder. "

Slap that sexy bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make a tenti said that already cmon

Sorry, i was distracted

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really by an erect penis?

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Tell the time by using it as a cock sundial

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use as a sundial......possibly ???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

administer eye drops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell the time by using it as a cock sundial"

I have a picture a bit like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Donut stand

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

Windmill with a semi.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn TV on

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

Apparently it scratches itch's too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn light switch on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Push a penny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or snooker

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

stir your coffee

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Get arrested

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coffee? Ouch!

I use mine to hold my towel after a shower so I dont have to bend down to pick it up if the hook is too far away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee? Ouch!

I use mine to hold my towel after a shower so I dont have to bend down to pick it up if the hook is too far away

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the guesthouse I'm in has nowhere to hang a towel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plug a leak

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

poke someones eye out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mash your spuds

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Apart from the obvious?

Knock over ornaments....."

What's the difference between light and hard??

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

You can get to sleep with a light on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mix a cock tail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Create a Jackson Pollock type painting with."

Jackson bollock ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

find water in a desert

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Rolling pin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rolling pin"
yes this, I'm destined to roll flour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee? Ouch!

I use mine to hold my towel after a shower so I dont have to bend down to pick it up if the hook is too far away

the guesthouse I'm in has nowhere to hang a towel

Then start rubbing hahahah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee? Ouch!

I use mine to hold my towel after a shower so I dont have to bend down to pick it up if the hook is too far away

the guesthouse I'm in has nowhere to hang a towel

Then start rubbing hahahah

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lol do i get three wishes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee? Ouch!

I use mine to hold my towel after a shower so I dont have to bend down to pick it up if the hook is too far away

the guesthouse I'm in has nowhere to hang a towel

Then start rubbing hahahah

lol do i get three wishes

Hear that ladies??! Whistle has a magic penis. I suggest u contact him asap!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee? Ouch!

I use mine to hold my towel after a shower so I dont have to bend down to pick it up if the hook is too far away

the guesthouse I'm in has nowhere to hang a towel

Then start rubbing hahahah

lol do i get three wishes

Hear that ladies??! Whistle has a magic penis. I suggest u contact him asap!"
omg I'm getting ready for the influx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Piss over a high wall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stir your tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Prop up your phone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Piss over a high wall"
but how did you get up there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Piss over a high wall"

Hit the toilet bowl from the living room

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

Punch a hole in a doughnut to make a ring doughnut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

play golf it makes a great putter or driver

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Elephant oppressions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

give her something to laugh at

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Elephant oppressions

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they are oppressive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stir your tea

You really are determined to cause burns

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Elephant oppressions

they are oppressive

Thank you

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Start pole dancing classes for the borrowers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The pole vault

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By *ooking4othersMan over a year ago

Here ...

I thought it would help with my Powerpoint presentations ... my ex boss not so much

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Play table tennis with?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

throw hoops over it like you do at the funfair,,,an you guessed the prize already lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

press the door bell if you get locked out

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Use paint, for wallpaper-like patterns in a confession box

A dusting aid, clearing up from your Christmas tree

Public service - blocking small gloryholes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Kebab skewer

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Make it go away again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

dip it in ink and write a sonnet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Donut hoopla?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

get it tanned

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knock down derelict buildings with one swing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Paint him luminous orange and use him to direct planes on the runway

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Knock down doors in police raids.

Discipline Mr Punch. That's the way to do it!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Sun dial impersonation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

magic wand

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By *adetMan over a year ago

South of Ipswich

Not be able to stand up and get off the bus and have to travel a further 4 stops until it goes down

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By *aveed74Man over a year ago

a round and a bout Midlands

Frighten an intruder.

Reminds me of the joke:- 3 men broke into my house the other night, I managed to knock 1 out, it was quite awkward with them looking at me though.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Save dykes in need, in the Netherlands

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Test to see yr new cheese grater is sharp enough

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By *on12xxMan over a year ago

leeds

"Cook my breakfast.. do washing.. Hoover.. Lots of things.. "

U block and I will tell you

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By *on12xxMan over a year ago

leeds

"Cook my breakfast.. do washing.. Hoover.. Lots of things..

U block and I will tell you"

Un block please

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By *ivagoTV/TS over a year ago

Leixlip

Thank god

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doughnut storage.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

balance my last rolo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An ex from long long ago once slapped me across the face with his hard on. Didn’t mean to do it hard but I had a red imprint on my cheek which was suspiciously bell ended in shape.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

point at stars at night

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By *athan 123Man over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"Play snooker.

Brown or pink?

Pink or stink lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get your watch out to see how long it lasts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get your watch out to see how long it lasts."

How long did it

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By *on12xxMan over a year ago

leeds

my and gf tried skype with 1 couple and 1 male wow never known gf so horny

She suggested social Skype Tuesday evening 9pm to midnight

Please let me know if u want to join

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By *inky SpiceWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Quoits!

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By *ovegames42Man over a year ago

london

Not much find it rather difficult to focus anything else.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get your watch out to see how long it lasts.

How long did it

I never had a hardon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Somewhere to hang your keys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get your watch out to see how long it lasts.

How long did it

I never had a hardon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Swingball.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get your watch out to see how long it lasts.

How long did it

I never had a hardon

Have you played with one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some where to put my doughnuts to eat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

snooker cue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about a game of hoopla....

The ladies take their knickers off and have to throw them onto onto it.

The winner gets to use it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

boules

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Create an island in the bathtub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

steer your car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"steer your car

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its called you guessed it

hands free

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Use it to call other people

Or better known as a dick-t-fone

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

Stir paint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stir the gravy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hold up a tent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hang your coat from it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

put cream in your coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Practice your air guitar

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

That game where you throw rings over a peg. Just add your own rings and a couple of fab friends.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dry my socks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Do an impression of a coat hook...

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By *aul40nwMan over a year ago

wirral

Hide it under my desk till she leaves then i can play some more ....

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Ruin your grandma’s afternoon church tea party.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Suck it.

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By *anana JoeMan over a year ago

Sheffield

Make a cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's good to hold my trousers up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Close a door

thread over

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