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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Let's get this thread to 175 by 1am for no purpose whatsoever.

Post whatever, let's just have a bit of fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And go....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why 175? Wouldn't 176 be a better target?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One up the bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Lorna! How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why 175? Wouldn't 176 be a better target?

Oh yeah.

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Did you hear about the dyslexic Yorkshireman who used to walk around wearing a cat flap?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lord Flangeworthy Cuntington

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Some of you may know this, but I like hugs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Lorna! How are you? "

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lord Flangeworthy Cuntington"

I know him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Lorna! How are you?

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

I’m having a wild Friday night in with fresh bed sheets so couldn’t be happier!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And go.... "

Those look like nice warm socks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should all married couples be frank and earnest, or should one of them be a woman?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Lorna! How are you?

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

I’m having a wild Friday night in with fresh bed sheets so couldn’t be happier! "

Ohh that sounds lovely.

Certainly sounds like a wild one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And go....

Those look like nice warm socks!"

Ohh they really are.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hi Lorna! How are you?

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

I’m having a wild Friday night in with fresh bed sheets so couldn’t be happier! "

With a gentleman to keep you company I hope?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Lorna! How are you?

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

I’m having a wild Friday night in with fresh bed sheets so couldn’t be happier!

With a gentleman to keep you company I hope? "

Or a woman! Sexist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And go....

Those look like nice warm socks!

Ohh they really are.

Not great on laminate flooring though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Lorna! How are you?

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

I’m having a wild Friday night in with fresh bed sheets so couldn’t be happier!

Ohh that sounds lovely.

Certainly sounds like a wild one

I’ve been watching the second series of ‘You’

have you seen it???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And go....

Those look like nice warm socks!

Ohh they really are.

Not great on laminate flooring though"

Fun though, especially if it's been polished

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Lorna! How are you?

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

I’m having a wild Friday night in with fresh bed sheets so couldn’t be happier!

Ohh that sounds lovely.

Certainly sounds like a wild one

I’ve been watching the second series of ‘You’

have you seen it??? "

No. What's it about?

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"21"

But you don't look a day over 20.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And go....

Those look like nice warm socks!

Ohh they really are.

Not great on laminate flooring though

Fun though, especially if it's been polished

Cant beat a good sock skating session.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Lorna! How are you?

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

I’m having a wild Friday night in with fresh bed sheets so couldn’t be happier!

Ohh that sounds lovely.

Certainly sounds like a wild one

I’ve been watching the second series of ‘You’

have you seen it???

No. What's it about? "

!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s about a stalker, but the series is set from his point on it and the voice over is his reasoning and justification of all the things he’s doing.

It’s sooooo good!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hi Lorna! How are you?

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

I’m having a wild Friday night in with fresh bed sheets so couldn’t be happier!

With a gentleman to keep you company I hope?

Or a woman! Sexist

Women don't like to share duvets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And go....

Those look like nice warm socks!

Ohh they really are.

Not great on laminate flooring though

Fun though, especially if it's been polished

Cant beat a good sock skating session."

I concur.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Lorna! How are you?

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

I’m having a wild Friday night in with fresh bed sheets so couldn’t be happier!

Ohh that sounds lovely.

Certainly sounds like a wild one

I’ve been watching the second series of ‘You’

have you seen it???

No. What's it about?

!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s about a stalker, but the series is set from his point on it and the voice over is his reasoning and justification of all the things he’s doing.

It’s sooooo good! "

Ohh sounds interesting. Iv been looking for something new to watch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm thinking of getting a parrot... arrrrr.

Those who know know lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi"

Hello.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Are we at 175 yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Lorna! How are you?

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

I’m having a wild Friday night in with fresh bed sheets so couldn’t be happier!

With a gentleman to keep you company I hope?

Or a woman! Sexist

Women don't like to share duvets.

That is a very good point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are we at 175 yet? "

Nearly.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm thinking of getting a parrot... arrrrr.

Those who know know lol

Make sure it's not sleeping.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Hi

Hello.

Yay you chose

and not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And go....

Those look like nice warm socks!

Ohh they really are.

Not great on laminate flooring though

Fun though, especially if it's been polished

Cant beat a good sock skating session.

I concur.

Let's align diaries and book in a session. If we try hard enough it's a good thigh workout and we might be able to make it an Olympic sport!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi

Hello.

Yay you chose

and not

Dont get used to it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you just see that!??

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Hi

Hello.

Yay you chose

and not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm thinking of getting a parrot... arrrrr.

Those who know know lol

Make sure it's not sleeping.

But I bought it from this shop not 5 minutes ago...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women don't like to share duvets.

Tell me about it! Wife has gone home, so bed is just for me and my 4kilo female cat, and she attempts to steal the king size duvet just to lie on top of!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Hi

Hello.

Yay you chose

and not

Dont get used to it!

OK!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Lorna! How are you?

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

I’m having a wild Friday night in with fresh bed sheets so couldn’t be happier!

Ohh that sounds lovely.

Certainly sounds like a wild one

I’ve been watching the second series of ‘You’

have you seen it???

No. What's it about?

!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s about a stalker, but the series is set from his point on it and the voice over is his reasoning and justification of all the things he’s doing.

It’s sooooo good!

Ohh sounds interesting. Iv been looking for something new to watch. "

Warning, it does make you fancy the stalker then you start questioning why you fancy a stalker

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And go....

Those look like nice warm socks!

Ohh they really are.

Not great on laminate flooring though

Fun though, especially if it's been polished

Cant beat a good sock skating session.

I concur.

Let's align diaries and book in a session. If we try hard enough it's a good thigh workout and we might be able to make it an Olympic sport!!"

Ohhh Olympic sock sliding!

Lets do this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im back!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was on the naughty step

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When my grandad was really ill my gran covered his back in grease and after that he just went downhill rapidly lol

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Hi

Hello.

Yay you chose

and not

Don't you start Star Anise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello all.

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By *mileysimieMan over a year ago

tewkesbury

A tatty old piece of rope walks into a bar and asked for a pint,

The Bar man said “ are you a tatty old piece of rope? Because I don’t serve tatty old pieces of rope in here it’s against the rules”!

The tatty old piece of rope said “ no i’m afraid not’!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi

Hello.

Yay you chose

and not

Dont get used to it!

OK!!!!"

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Hi

Hello.

Yay you chose

and not

Don't you start Star Anise

How very dare you mud grey eyes......

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By *mileysimieMan over a year ago

tewkesbury

"Hello all. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Lorna! How are you?

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

I’m having a wild Friday night in with fresh bed sheets so couldn’t be happier!

Ohh that sounds lovely.

Certainly sounds like a wild one

I’ve been watching the second series of ‘You’

have you seen it???

No. What's it about?

!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s about a stalker, but the series is set from his point on it and the voice over is his reasoning and justification of all the things he’s doing.

It’s sooooo good!

Ohh sounds interesting. Iv been looking for something new to watch.

Warning, it does make you fancy the stalker then you start questioning why you fancy a stalker

Oh!

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I'm thinking of getting a parrot... arrrrr.

Those who know know lol

Make sure it's not sleeping.

But I bought it from this shop not 5 minutes ago..."

Was it a Norwegian Blue?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Venus de Milo

Venus flytrap

Venus Williams

Coincidence???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello all. "

Howdy

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"Hi Lorna! How are you?

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

I’m having a wild Friday night in with fresh bed sheets so couldn’t be happier!

Ohh that sounds lovely.

Certainly sounds like a wild one

I’ve been watching the second series of ‘You’

have you seen it???

No. What's it about?

!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s about a stalker, but the series is set from his point on it and the voice over is his reasoning and justification of all the things he’s doing.

It’s sooooo good!

Ohh sounds interesting. Iv been looking for something new to watch. "

It's amazing! Didn't expect the ending to season 2 at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was on the naughty step"
well glad you are off the naughty step x

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Hi

Hello.

Yay you chose

and not

Don't you start Star Anise

How very dare you mud grey eyes...... "

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I was on the naughty step"

Well I hope you've learnt your lesson young lady.

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Hi

Hello.

Yay you chose

and not

Don't you start Star Anise

How very dare you mud grey eyes......

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm thinking of getting a parrot... arrrrr.

Those who know know lol

Make sure it's not sleeping.

But I bought it from this shop not 5 minutes ago...

Was it a Norwegian Blue? "

I was told it was only sleeping?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"65"

Aww I was gonna say that!

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"Hi Lorna! How are you?

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

I’m having a wild Friday night in with fresh bed sheets so couldn’t be happier!

With a gentleman to keep you company I hope?

Or a woman! Sexist

Women don't like to share duvets.

I disagree, we're just fussy about who we share them with. I'm sharing mine with the dogs tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And go....

Those look like nice warm socks!

Ohh they really are.

Not great on laminate flooring though

Fun though, especially if it's been polished

Cant beat a good sock skating session.

I concur.

Let's align diaries and book in a session. If we try hard enough it's a good thigh workout and we might be able to make it an Olympic sport!!

Ohhh Olympic sock sliding!

Lets do this

Yes let's. Polish at the ready and shoes kicked off. Ready, steady, *bang*....

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"65"

You're a few short.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I was in Wales a few weeks ago i said to the barman hey mate is it true that tom Jones drinks in here and he says well it's not unusual

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By *etamourMan over a year ago

York

"Hi Lorna! How are you?

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

I’m having a wild Friday night in with fresh bed sheets so couldn’t be happier!

Ohh that sounds lovely.

Certainly sounds like a wild one

I’ve been watching the second series of ‘You’

have you seen it???

No. What's it about?

!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s about a stalker, but the series is set from his point on it and the voice over is his reasoning and justification of all the things he’s doing.

It’s sooooo good! "

What side is that on? I so want to watch it x

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"21

But you don't look a day over 20.

Been drinking?, I'll have you over my knee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was on the naughty step well glad you are off the naughty step x

Thanks.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I'm thinking of getting a parrot... arrrrr.

Those who know know lol

Make sure it's not sleeping.

But I bought it from this shop not 5 minutes ago...

Was it a Norwegian Blue?

I was told it was only sleeping?"

It's pining for the fjords

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was on the naughty step

Well I hope you've learnt your lesson young lady.

I have it was a genuine lack of information mistake. Penance done now. I promise to behave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Lorna! How are you?

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

I’m having a wild Friday night in with fresh bed sheets so couldn’t be happier!

Ohh that sounds lovely.

Certainly sounds like a wild one

I’ve been watching the second series of ‘You’

have you seen it???

No. What's it about?

!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s about a stalker, but the series is set from his point on it and the voice over is his reasoning and justification of all the things he’s doing.

It’s sooooo good!

What side is that on? I so want to watch it x

It’s on Netflix. Series 1 and 2 are on there. So good!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi

Hello.

Yay you chose

and not

Don't you start Star Anise

How very dare you mud grey eyes......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And go....

Those look like nice warm socks!

Ohh they really are.

Not great on laminate flooring though

Fun though, especially if it's been polished

Cant beat a good sock skating session.

I concur.

Let's align diaries and book in a session. If we try hard enough it's a good thigh workout and we might be able to make it an Olympic sport!!

Ohhh Olympic sock sliding!

Lets do this

Yes let's. Polish at the ready and shoes kicked off. Ready, steady, *bang*...."

Uber to A&E

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By *punktrumpetMan over a year ago

stockport

Nice socks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"21

But you don't look a day over 20.

Been drinking?, I'll have you over my knee

If you insist.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

had two cigs days today . 1 menthol and one standard and both where horrible... Now I smell of a smokehouse in a bad way and feel like I should have a shower as a result

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nice socks

Who me?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Hi

Hello.

Yay you chose

and not

Don't you start Star Anise

How very dare you mud grey eyes......

I like Cinnamon40 and that is allowed

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Lorna.

How are you tonight?

Noticing it takes a lady to carry out the Late Night function.

Tsk Tsk, Ash and Jim AWOL again?? Just cannot get decent staff these days!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And go....

Those look like nice warm socks!

Ohh they really are.

Not great on laminate flooring though

Fun though, especially if it's been polished

Cant beat a good sock skating session.

I concur.

Let's align diaries and book in a session. If we try hard enough it's a good thigh workout and we might be able to make it an Olympic sport!!

Ohhh Olympic sock sliding!

Lets do this

Yes let's. Polish at the ready and shoes kicked off. Ready, steady, *bang*....

Uber to A&E

Lol.

3 hour wait for a sprained ankle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi

Hello.

Yay you chose

and not

Don't you start Star Anise

How very dare you mud grey eyes......

I like Cinnamon40 and that is allowed

Dont you roll your eyes at me! I'm telling Ash... So there *sticks tongue out*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

79 Gins

Minus your age

Plus £40

Equals the year you was born

Good night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Lorna.

How are you tonight?

Noticing it takes a lady to carry out the Late Night function.

Tsk Tsk, Ash and Jim AWOL again?? Just cannot get decent staff these days!

Hello.

Nope it appears not.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Hi

Hello.

Yay you chose

and not

Don't you start Star Anise

How very dare you mud grey eyes......

I like Cinnamon40 and that is allowed

Dont you roll your eyes at me! I'm telling Ash... So there *sticks tongue out*"

He will still love me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi

Hello.

Yay you chose

and not

Don't you start Star Anise

How very dare you mud grey eyes......

I like Cinnamon40 and that is allowed

Dont you roll your eyes at me! I'm telling Ash... So there *sticks tongue out*

He will still love me

Yes he really does.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"21

But you don't look a day over 20.

Been drinking?, I'll have you over my knee

If you insist.

Next time we meet x

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Hi

Hello.

Yay you chose

and not

Don't you start Star Anise

How very dare you mud grey eyes......

I like Cinnamon40 and that is allowed

Dont you roll your eyes at me! I'm telling Ash... So there *sticks tongue out*

He will still love me

Yes he really does.

Coz he’s adorable.. even if he is a knob

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"21

But you don't look a day over 20.

Been drinking?, I'll have you over my knee

If you insist.

Next time we meet x "

Can't wait. X

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By *punktrumpetMan over a year ago

stockport

Who else. ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi

Hello.

Yay you chose

and not

Don't you start Star Anise

How very dare you mud grey eyes......

I like Cinnamon40 and that is allowed

Dont you roll your eyes at me! I'm telling Ash... So there *sticks tongue out*

He will still love me

Yes he really does.

Coz he’s adorable.. even if he is a knob

This is very true.

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By *revaunanceCouple over a year ago

Exeter

This thread is like a broken pencil. It's totally pointless.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

96! Better get a wiggle on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This thread is like a broken pencil. It's totally pointless."

It's meant to be.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

98! Lorna

Just in from a fab date

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"96! Better get a wiggle on "

We've got an hour and a half.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"98! Lorna

Just in from a fab date

Ohhh hope went well.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"98! Lorna

Just in from a fab date

I hope it well my lovely friend xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is like a broken pencil. It's totally pointless.

It's meant to be. "

I'm quite liking the chaos...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"96! Better get a wiggle on

We've got an hour and a half.

I wonder how many times one could have sex in an hour and a half...

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By *etamourMan over a year ago

York

"Hi Lorna! How are you?

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

I’m having a wild Friday night in with fresh bed sheets so couldn’t be happier!

Ohh that sounds lovely.

Certainly sounds like a wild one

I’ve been watching the second series of ‘You’

have you seen it???

No. What's it about?

!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s about a stalker, but the series is set from his point on it and the voice over is his reasoning and justification of all the things he’s doing.

It’s sooooo good!

What side is that on? I so want to watch it x

It’s on Netflix. Series 1 and 2 are on there. So good!!! "

Thanks I'll put it on...Loved the 'Dirty John' series too x

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By *alcon404Man over a year ago

London

"96! Better get a wiggle on

We've got an hour and a half.

I wonder how many times one could have sex in an hour and a half..."

Plenty of times with the right woman!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Lorna! How are you?

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

I’m having a wild Friday night in with fresh bed sheets so couldn’t be happier!

Ohh that sounds lovely.

Certainly sounds like a wild one

I’ve been watching the second series of ‘You’

have you seen it???

No. What's it about?

!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s about a stalker, but the series is set from his point on it and the voice over is his reasoning and justification of all the things he’s doing.

It’s sooooo good!

What side is that on? I so want to watch it x

It’s on Netflix. Series 1 and 2 are on there. So good!!!

Thanks I'll put it on...Loved the 'Dirty John' series too x"

I’ve not seen it yet but heard so many good things!!

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By *ingcom76Man over a year ago

cheltenham

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This thread is like a broken pencil. It's totally pointless.

It's meant to be.

I'm quite liking the chaos..."

Me too.

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I'm watching a Quorno

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eeeevening Lorna.

How are you tonight?

Noticing it takes a lady to carry out the Late Night function.

Tsk Tsk, Ash and Jim AWOL again?? Just cannot get decent staff these days!

Hello.

Nope it appears not.

Dead night for me. All of my 4 guests are already back & in their rooms plus I've locked up for the night.

Time now to perv!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm watching a Quorno "

A what now?

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

I'm here!....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm here!....

You took your time!

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"I'm watching a Quorno

A what now? "

Lesbian porn .....its got no.meat in it

You did say humour me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm watching a Quorno "

I like the sausages

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm watching a Quorno

A what now?

Lesbian porn .....its got no.meat in it

You did say humour me

What about 'sliced liver' or 'beef curtains'?

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

"I'm here!....

You took your time!

I needed a sit down wee....

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Lorna.

Hello everyone.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Good evening"

Hello lovely lady xx

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By *etamourMan over a year ago

York

"Hi Lorna! How are you?

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

I’m having a wild Friday night in with fresh bed sheets so couldn’t be happier!

Ohh that sounds lovely.

Certainly sounds like a wild one

I’ve been watching the second series of ‘You’

have you seen it???

No. What's it about?

!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s about a stalker, but the series is set from his point on it and the voice over is his reasoning and justification of all the things he’s doing.

It’s sooooo good!

What side is that on? I so want to watch it x

It’s on Netflix. Series 1 and 2 are on there. So good!!!

Thanks I'll put it on...Loved the 'Dirty John' series too x

I’ve not seen it yet but heard so many good things!! "

You must watch it.....You will binge watch as soon as you start the first episode! Just got YOu on, he's just met the girl in the book shop. She's cuter than him I'd say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

£599 (inc VAT) for what is essentially 11 bits of wood screwed together.

This is just one of the things that really annoyed me today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm watching a Quorno

A what now?

Lesbian porn .....its got no.meat in it

You did say humour me

I walked right into that one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm here!....

You took your time!

I needed a sit down wee....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Currently eating cold pizza watching naked attraction

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By *revaunanceCouple over a year ago

Exeter

"This thread is like a broken pencil. It's totally pointless.

It's meant to be.

I'm quite liking the chaos..."

It's better than licking the chaos

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lorna.

Hello everyone."

Hello lovely lady.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Lorna! How are you?

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

I’m having a wild Friday night in with fresh bed sheets so couldn’t be happier!

Ohh that sounds lovely.

Certainly sounds like a wild one

I’ve been watching the second series of ‘You’

have you seen it???

No. What's it about?

!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s about a stalker, but the series is set from his point on it and the voice over is his reasoning and justification of all the things he’s doing.

It’s sooooo good!

What side is that on? I so want to watch it x

It’s on Netflix. Series 1 and 2 are on there. So good!!!

Thanks I'll put it on...Loved the 'Dirty John' series too x

I’ve not seen it yet but heard so many good things!!

You must watch it.....You will binge watch as soon as you start the first episode! Just got YOu on, he's just met the girl in the book shop. She's cuter than him I'd say

I’ve got such a thing for him

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"I'm here!....

You took your time!

I needed a sit down

wee....

Wot? For 35+ minutes since Lorna started on here??!!! Blimey, what you been eating??

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By *punktrumpetMan over a year ago

stockport

...and a very good evening to you

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By *eterinpantiesukMan over a year ago

southam

Does this help

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm here!....

You took your time!

I needed a sit down

wee....

Wot? For 35+ minutes since Lorna started on here??!!! Blimey, what you been eating??

That is a very good point.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Polo, Fruit Pastle and I were having a drink last night.

Polo was being his usual self telling all just how hard he was and nobody had better mess with him.

Suddenly the bar doors burst open and in staggered Locket...pissed again.

He pushed past Polo spilling his pint. Pastel said "Hey Polo, thought you said you take no shit off anyone. Why dont you roll over and bang him one"?

Polo replied "Fuck that he's menthol"...

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Good evening

Hello lovely lady xx"

Hello fine sir. How are you?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Good evening

Hello lovely lady xx

Hello fine sir. How are you?"

Im my usual cheerful happy self.

How's your sexy ass? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just doing my bit for you OP x

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

We must be at 175 now, this one helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just doing my bit for you OP x"

Much appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We must be at 175 now, this one helps

Every little helps.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I reckon we can do it by midnight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll get my coat...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re getting there

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

"I'm here!....

You took your time!

I needed a sit down

wee....

Wot? For 35+ minutes since Lorna started on here??!!! Blimey, what you been eating??

As its Friday I had fish and chips tonight....

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"We must be at 175 now, this one helps

Every little helps.

I saw that on an advert so it must be true.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not long to go now......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll get my coat..."

Standing ovation from me xxx

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By *winfrozrMan over a year ago

Carnoustie

"We must be at 175 now, this one helps

Every little helps.

I saw that on an advert so it must be true.

This still going?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we there yet?

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"We must be at 175 now, this one helps

At your post, it had reached 140. Must try harder!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I reckon we can do it by midnight "

I might need to start another.

Ash you should do your insomniacs thread.

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By *etamourMan over a year ago

York

"Hi Lorna! How are you?

And hello you.

I'm rather bored but happy.

How about you?

I’m having a wild Friday night in with fresh bed sheets so couldn’t be happier!

Ohh that sounds lovely.

Certainly sounds like a wild one

I’ve been watching the second series of ‘You’

have you seen it???

No. What's it about?

!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s about a stalker, but the series is set from his point on it and the voice over is his reasoning and justification of all the things he’s doing.

It’s sooooo good!

What side is that on? I so want to watch it x

It’s on Netflix. Series 1 and 2 are on there. So good!!!

Thanks I'll put it on...Loved the 'Dirty John' series too x

I’ve not seen it yet but heard so many good things!!

You must watch it.....You will binge watch as soon as you start the first episode! Just got YOu on, he's just met the girl in the book shop. She's cuter than him I'd say

I’ve got such a thing for him

Not my type....too much testosterone

He is a nice guy at the moment though, giving that kid his food. think I'm falling for her

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm here!....

You took your time!

I needed a sit down

wee....

Wot? For 35+ minutes since Lorna started on here??!!! Blimey, what you been eating??

As its Friday I had fish and chips tonight....

Did you now!

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By *aughty in TamworthMan over a year ago

Tamworth

Just doing my part x

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I reckon we can do it by midnight "

I bet you say that to all the boys (and girls) .

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"I'm here!....

You took your time!

I needed a sit down

wee....

Wot? For 35+ minutes since Lorna started on here??!!! Blimey, what you been eating??

As its Friday I had fish and chips tonight....

So, is that a warning not to try Fish and Chips?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm here!....

You took your time!

I needed a sit down

wee....

Wot? For 35+ minutes since Lorna started on here??!!! Blimey, what you been eating??

As its Friday I had fish and chips tonight....

Did you now!

Was KFC for me

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Blah blah blah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had chinese

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blah blah blah "

Blah blah blah x2

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Good work guys xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm here!....

You took your time!

I needed a sit down

wee....

Wot? For 35+ minutes since Lorna started on here??!!! Blimey, what you been eating??

As its Friday I had fish and chips tonight....

Did you now!

Was KFC for me"

Too much ... oh to be a size 14 again

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"I had chinese "

Omg I’m getting hungry again now!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And girls...

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I had chinese "

I hope his name wasn't Mr. Wong?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

162

Great date thanks guys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Monkey awareness

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Good evening

Hello lovely lady xx

Hello fine sir. How are you?

Im my usual cheerful happy self.

How's your sexy ass? X"

Hold on, let me check.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I'm here!....

You took your time!

I needed a sit down

wee....

Wot? For 35+ minutes since Lorna started on here??!!! Blimey, what you been eating??

As its Friday I had fish and chips tonight....

Did you now!

Was KFC for me"

I've heard you like cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"162

Great date thanks guys

Dinner or drinks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"162

Great date thanks guys

Excellent.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Almost there....

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I had chinese

Omg I’m getting hungry again now!!!

I'm eating chocolate in bed. Care to join me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooh 169

That should be a fab world record attempt 100 people doing the 69

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Geeez so needy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had chinese

Omg I’m getting hungry again now!!!

Still got some hotwings left ... want one?

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"162

Great date thanks guys

Dinner or drinks? "

With you, both thanks

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Good evening

Hello lovely lady xx

Hello fine sir. How are you?

Im my usual cheerful happy self.

How's your sexy ass? X

Hold on, let me check."

I'll check for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm here!....

You took your time!

I needed a sit down

wee....

Wot? For 35+ minutes since Lorna started on here??!!! Blimey, what you been eating??

As its Friday I had fish and chips tonight....

Did you now!

Was KFC for me

I've heard you like cock

You can get that on deliveroo?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"I had chinese "

Now I'm hungry for Chinese food.

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