"I had to go back and have a second read having seen them a little while ago.... yet again I am crying with laughter.... even though it brings back the memory of a nasty veet incident."
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"I had to go back and have a second read having seen them a little while ago.... yet again I am crying with laughter.... even though it brings back the memory of a nasty veet incident.
Prey tell FFG..."
Sorry it was Immac not Veet, but here it is from January 2005.....
The Immac bladeless razor is brilliant at removing pubic plumage and leaving a silky smooth finish in 3 minutes.
HOWEVER....
When removing the bikini beard and going for the Kojak look, you may get a slight stinging sensation if you get the cream on the bits you shouldn't get it on ( this sensation may increase to a mild burning, if you have not long got out of a hot bath). At this point you have two options:
Option A: Remove the cream immediately with lots of tepid water.
Option B: Ignore the stinging and complete the full 3 minutes before removing the cream and unwanted fanny-fuzz.
Being behind schedule on Friday evening... I opted for 'Option B'. Fooled by the immediate refief of the cool water at the end of the 3 minutes, there was still some mild irritation as I began to get dressed. So, mirror in hand I gave the silky pleasure purse a visual inspection. Looking good, slightly deeper pink, but looking good none the same.
By the time I arrived at the club it was all feeling much better, in fact it felt normal - panic over!
Pants off and into action. A gentleman friend slid his hand down to part the pleasure curtains "Wow, that's hot!" he said. I put this down to the 1 hour drive with the heated seats on all the way and the car heater on full blast.
As the body bouncing commenced I too began to feel the warmth. The more friction, the more sensitivity - but a kind of nice sensitivity.
Cutting out all of the juicy bits, I'll continue from the point at the end of the evening when I returned home....
My crotch was now generating more heat than a thermo-nuclear power plant with a faulty cooling system.
Mirror in had I yet again inspected the burning beaver. No blisters, lesions or other outward signs of damage or injury, just a change in colour from pink to flaming scarlet. I attempted to conduct my inspection further with the aid of a finger or two. "OUCH" ... "F*CKING HELL" my pussy was so sore, discomfort at the slightest touch, burning hot and definately NOT HAPPY.
I slept with a large cushion between my knees to allow a cool flow of air to pass over the volcanic vulva.
Saturday evening there was no chance of rampant romping due to the uncomfortable sensitivity.
Today (Sunday) it feels better, a lot better, but is still slightly sore and sensitive.
I have no doubt the juicy joy-pot will be back in action midweek and fully recovered in time for the Essex Munch.
But ladies.... BE WARNED.... go for 'Option A', unless you want a glow-in-the-dark duvet heater for a couple of days.
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"I had to go back and have a second read having seen them a little while ago.... yet again I am crying with laughter.... even though it brings back the memory of a nasty veet incident.
Prey tell FFG...
Sorry it was Immac not Veet, but here it is from January 2005.....
The Immac bladeless razor is brilliant at removing pubic plumage and leaving a silky smooth finish in 3 minutes.
HOWEVER....
When removing the bikini beard and going for the Kojak look, you may get a slight stinging sensation if you get the cream on the bits you shouldn't get it on ( this sensation may increase to a mild burning, if you have not long got out of a hot bath). At this point you have two options:
Option A: Remove the cream immediately with lots of tepid water.
Option B: Ignore the stinging and complete the full 3 minutes before removing the cream and unwanted fanny-fuzz.
Being behind schedule on Friday evening... I opted for 'Option B'. Fooled by the immediate refief of the cool water at the end of the 3 minutes, there was still some mild irritation as I began to get dressed. So, mirror in hand I gave the silky pleasure purse a visual inspection. Looking good, slightly deeper pink, but looking good none the same.
By the time I arrived at the club it was all feeling much better, in fact it felt normal - panic over!
Pants off and into action. A gentleman friend slid his hand down to part the pleasure curtains "Wow, that's hot!" he said. I put this down to the 1 hour drive with the heated seats on all the way and the car heater on full blast.
As the body bouncing commenced I too began to feel the warmth. The more friction, the more sensitivity - but a kind of nice sensitivity.
Cutting out all of the juicy bits, I'll continue from the point at the end of the evening when I returned home....
My crotch was now generating more heat than a thermo-nuclear power plant with a faulty cooling system.
Mirror in had I yet again inspected the burning beaver. No blisters, lesions or other outward signs of damage or injury, just a change in colour from pink to flaming scarlet. I attempted to conduct my inspection further with the aid of a finger or two. "OUCH" ... "F*CKING HELL" my pussy was so sore, discomfort at the slightest touch, burning hot and definately NOT HAPPY.
I slept with a large cushion between my knees to allow a cool flow of air to pass over the volcanic vulva.
Saturday evening there was no chance of rampant romping due to the uncomfortable sensitivity.
Today (Sunday) it feels better, a lot better, but is still slightly sore and sensitive.
I have no doubt the juicy joy-pot will be back in action midweek and fully recovered in time for the Essex Munch.
But ladies.... BE WARNED.... go for 'Option A', unless you want a glow-in-the-dark duvet heater for a couple of days.
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"I had to go back and have a second read having seen them a little while ago.... yet again I am crying with laughter.... even though it brings back the memory of a nasty veet incident.
Prey tell FFG...
Sorry it was Immac not Veet, but here it is from January 2005.....
The Immac bladeless razor is brilliant at removing pubic plumage and leaving a silky smooth finish in 3 minutes.
HOWEVER....
When removing the bikini beard and going for the Kojak look, you may get a slight stinging sensation if you get the cream on the bits you shouldn't get it on ( this sensation may increase to a mild burning, if you have not long got out of a hot bath). At this point you have two options:
Option A: Remove the cream immediately with lots of tepid water.
Option B: Ignore the stinging and complete the full 3 minutes before removing the cream and unwanted fanny-fuzz.
Being behind schedule on Friday evening... I opted for 'Option B'. Fooled by the immediate refief of the cool water at the end of the 3 minutes, there was still some mild irritation as I began to get dressed. So, mirror in hand I gave the silky pleasure purse a visual inspection. Looking good, slightly deeper pink, but looking good none the same.
By the time I arrived at the club it was all feeling much better, in fact it felt normal - panic over!
Pants off and into action. A gentleman friend slid his hand down to part the pleasure curtains "Wow, that's hot!" he said. I put this down to the 1 hour drive with the heated seats on all the way and the car heater on full blast.
As the body bouncing commenced I too began to feel the warmth. The more friction, the more sensitivity - but a kind of nice sensitivity.
Cutting out all of the juicy bits, I'll continue from the point at the end of the evening when I returned home....
My crotch was now generating more heat than a thermo-nuclear power plant with a faulty cooling system.
Mirror in had I yet again inspected the burning beaver. No blisters, lesions or other outward signs of damage or injury, just a change in colour from pink to flaming scarlet. I attempted to conduct my inspection further with the aid of a finger or two. "OUCH" ... "F*CKING HELL" my pussy was so sore, discomfort at the slightest touch, burning hot and definately NOT HAPPY.
I slept with a large cushion between my knees to allow a cool flow of air to pass over the volcanic vulva.
Saturday evening there was no chance of rampant romping due to the uncomfortable sensitivity.
Today (Sunday) it feels better, a lot better, but is still slightly sore and sensitive.
I have no doubt the juicy joy-pot will be back in action midweek and fully recovered in time for the Essex Munch.
But ladies.... BE WARNED.... go for 'Option A', unless you want a glow-in-the-dark duvet heater for a couple of days.
that has made my eyes water.
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Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.
(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)  |
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