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By *ad ste OP Man
over a year ago
Southport |
When you get a telesales call how do you answer yours these are a few I use
Hello swimming pool deep end.
Hello Ste crematorium you chill them we grill them
Hello horny hotline sexy speaking £1.50 a minute how my eye service your needs.
Hello this is the roodtelesales answering machine why the f*** are you calling me please hold you are 999 in the queue if you can't be asked waiting f*** off and don't bother ringing me back have a nice day.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you get a telesales call how do you answer yours these are a few I use
Hello swimming pool deep end.
Hello Ste crematorium you chill them we grill them
Hello horny hotline sexy speaking £1.50 a minute how my eye service your needs.
Hello this is the roodtelesales answering machine why the f*** are you calling me please hold you are 999 in the queue if you can't be asked waiting f*** off and don't bother ringing me back have a nice day.
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You’re mad you are Ste |
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By *ad ste OP Man
over a year ago
Southport |
"How do you know in advance that it's a telesales call?
I couldn't tell you the last time I got one. "
I just answer the phone like that anyway but most of the time I'm I know because I haven't got the number it's funny when work phones that will answer like that anyway  |
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All depends what mood I’m in, can be polite and ask them to remove me from their data base or I just make a story up and waist their time ... accidents, I’ve just been released from police custody and how they hear so quick about my accident which wasn’t my fault, yes I was over the limit but she pushed the peak out in front of me  |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"How do you know in advance that it's a telesales call?
I couldn't tell you the last time I got one.
I just answer the phone like that anyway but most of the time I'm I know because I haven't got the number it's funny when work phones that will answer like that anyway "
Yep I agree with Nora, you're mad Ste |
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By *ad ste OP Man
over a year ago
Southport |
"When you get a telesales call how do you answer yours these are a few I use
Hello swimming pool deep end.
Hello Ste crematorium you chill them we grill them
Hello horny hotline sexy speaking £1.50 a minute how my eye service your needs.
As a hatter yes this post is coming to you you from somewhere on the M6 near Scotland
Hello this is the roodtelesales answering machine why the f*** are you calling me please hold you are 999 in the queue if you can't be asked waiting f*** off and don't bother ringing me back have a nice day.
You’re mad you are Ste "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't agree with all the abuse levelled at these people. Yes they're a pain in the arse but surely you have to sympathise with them knowing that 90% of the time they're going to get grief just for doing their job. As a result i'm always polite, everyone else should be too. |
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I used to just hand the phone to my three or four year old daughter, who was getting very chatty at that age.
The particularly amusing thing about that is that some telesales' policy is that the caller is not allowed to hang up - that can only be done by the receiver - in order to ensure tenacity. Not many seem to have that policy these days. |
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By *ad ste OP Man
over a year ago
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"I don't agree with all the abuse levelled at these people. Yes they're a pain in the arse but surely you have to sympathise with them knowing that 90% of the time they're going to get grief just for doing their job. As a result i'm always polite, everyone else should be too."
I agree however I get between 5 10 a day i have to do something to amuse myself or I would be annoyed with them the best way to throw them off the game is to ask if they are having a good day stops them in there tracks lol |
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By *ad ste OP Man
over a year ago
Southport |
Thea's ppl are annoying but a source of entertainment for me I left the house at 4:30 this morning and by the time I get home ma I will have covered over 800 miles and it will be around 11 tonight if they can take a joke and have a bit of witty banter I will gladly have a natter with them I am polite but they get nothing from me |
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