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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So, what is the best unsolicited message you have received today?
By best so far was:
"Hy babe. Can u gag? Look good heels ! Be hot u gaging on cock"
How could I resist? We are now engaged and I think I am pregnant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, what is the best unsolicited message you have received today?
By best so far was:
"Hy babe. Can u gag? Look good heels ! Be hot u gaging on cock"
How could I resist? We are now engaged and I think I am pregnant."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So, what is the best unsolicited message you have received today?
By best so far was:
"Hy babe. Can u gag? Look good heels ! Be hot u gaging on cock"
How could I resist? We are now engaged and I think I am pregnant.
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Dont do those fluttery eyes at me! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An unverified guy told me who on here I could message to verify him. He couldn't understand why I wasn't gonna message random women"
I've had those too |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"An unverified guy told me who on here I could message to verify him. He couldn't understand why I wasn't gonna message random women"
Them there are the ones that ask if you have any female friends who you could put in a good word for him. Yeah right, a have a circle of swinging friends that I encourage to meet a random stranger on my recommendation  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine wasn't your bestest message  "
Sorry but you just cant complete with the quality of that example.
I know I sound harsh, but you know - cruel to be kind x |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Mine wasn't your bestest message
Sorry but you just cant complete with the quality of that example.
I know I sound harsh, but you know - cruel to be kind x"
*trips over bottom lip as she drags her feet out of the room* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine wasn't your bestest message
Sorry but you just cant complete with the quality of that example.
I know I sound harsh, but you know - cruel to be kind x
*trips over bottom lip as she drags her feet out of the room*"
That lip ... might benefit from a lift or something  |
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"So, what is the best unsolicited message you have received today?
By best so far was:
"Hy babe. Can u gag? Look good heels ! Be hot u gaging on cock"
How could I resist? We are now engaged and I think I am pregnant."
Ooo I'm dead jealous  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So, what is the best unsolicited message you have received today?
By best so far was:
"Hy babe. Can u gag? Look good heels ! Be hot u gaging on cock"
How could I resist? We are now engaged and I think I am pregnant.
Ooo I'm dead jealous "
Ok just so you dont feel left out, try this for size:
"Hi bby you hot. Wanna fuck u so bad."
#YoureWelcome. |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
My best today was quite mild I thought... a bit confusing a pointless but hey, mild.
"Freya you need a good fuck. I'm not offering but I can just tell by your body language. Want to chat?"
I mean WTF!!!??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My best today was quite mild I thought... a bit confusing a pointless but hey, mild.
"Freya you need a good fuck. I'm not offering but I can just tell by your body language. Want to chat?"
I mean WTF!!!??? "
Oh be still my beating heart. I think I just came! |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"My best today was quite mild I thought... a bit confusing a pointless but hey, mild.
"Freya you need a good fuck. I'm not offering but I can just tell by your body language. Want to chat?"
I mean WTF!!!???
Oh be still my beating heart. I think I just came!"
Oh I know .. so deep and considerate.
He doesn't want to fuck me, just chat. But at the same time letting me know that he sees me, understands my needs. So hot and romantic. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My best today was quite mild I thought... a bit confusing a pointless but hey, mild.
"Freya you need a good fuck. I'm not offering but I can just tell by your body language. Want to chat?"
I mean WTF!!!???
Oh be still my beating heart. I think I just came!
Oh I know .. so deep and considerate.
He doesn't want to fuck me, just chat. But at the same time letting me know that he sees me, understands my needs. So hot and romantic. "
Double wedding? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you fancy coming to do some naked house cleaning 
Getting there, but your spelling is too good
My apologies  "
No no NO.
The correct responses are:
A. Soz babe
B. Ok. Your loss
or
C. Fuck you then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My best today was quite mild I thought... a bit confusing a pointless but hey, mild.
"Freya you need a good fuck. I'm not offering but I can just tell by your body language. Want to chat?"
I mean WTF!!!??? "
I see what he means  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You lot get all the fun messages 
I asked to shag your arse with a screwdriver. What else could you possibly want
Flat head or Phillip's?"
His choice. I’m not a monster |
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So I got the following 5 messages within 10 mins,
“Why are you ignoring me.......”
“Why are you ignoring me.......”
“Why are you ignoring me......”
“Your being so rude, I’m going to block you!”
“Why are you ignoring me......”
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I got the following 5 messages within 10 mins,
“Why are you ignoring me.......”
“Why are you ignoring me.......”
“Why are you ignoring me......”
“Your being so rude, I’m going to block you!”
“Why are you ignoring me......”
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Shhhhhh ... we are trying to ignore you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A common one I get is "I know you're straight but have you ever tried being sucked off?"
And
"amazing chest hair mate"
If within 10 miles... Block"
Ok so I get that you are straight, but .... you know ... you're only ghey if you take it |
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"So I got the following 5 messages within 10 mins,
“Why are you ignoring me.......”
“Why are you ignoring me.......”
“Why are you ignoring me......”
“Your being so rude, I’m going to block you!”
“Why are you ignoring me......”
Shhhhhh ... we are trying to ignore you!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My best today was quite mild I thought... a bit confusing a pointless but hey, mild.
"Freya you need a good fuck. I'm not offering but I can just tell by your body language. Want to chat?"
I mean WTF!!!???
Oh be still my beating heart. I think I just came!
Oh I know .. so deep and considerate.
He doesn't want to fuck me, just chat. But at the same time letting me know that he sees me, understands my needs. So hot and romantic. "
I can see that you you instantly went weak at the knees by this charmer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, what is the best unsolicited message you have received today?
By best so far was:
"Hy babe. Can u gag? Look good heels ! Be hot u gaging on cock"
How could I resist? We are now engaged and I think I am pregnant."
magdalena is your new name   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I got the following 5 messages within 10 mins,
“Why are you ignoring me.......”
“Why are you ignoring me.......”
“Why are you ignoring me......”
“Your being so rude, I’m going to block you!”
“Why are you ignoring me......”
"
so why were you ignoring him? |
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"So I got the following 5 messages within 10 mins,
“Why are you ignoring me.......”
“Why are you ignoring me.......”
“Why are you ignoring me......”
“Your being so rude, I’m going to block you!”
“Why are you ignoring me......”
so why were you ignoring him? "
I wasn’t online |
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