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You've won the lottery,and gonna quit your job...
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So you call work and say??
I thought it would be great to say.
Look I'm sorry I won't be in today I woke up with a massive hard on and basically I can't go anywhere, I may need to seek professional help.
So sorry I will probably be off the rest of the week also.
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I wouldn't tell a soul, I'd go in as normal, but the first question anyone asked me I'd turn into a massive screeching deal and then flounce off in a huff.
"Do I want a cup of tea?? DO I WANT A CUP OF TEA?? ARE YOU SAYING ALL I DO IS DRINK TEA, IS THAT IT? YOU THINK I DONT DO ANY WORK, JUST SIT DRINKING TEA???"
Slamming of doors as I strop off.
I'd live in infamy as the weirdo who walked out when offered a cuppa. |
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over a year ago
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"I'd probably just invest in the company and continue doing a similar job to what I am now, after I've taken about a month off. "
What will you do with the month off?  |
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"I'd probably just invest in the company and continue doing a similar job to what I am now, after I've taken about a month off.
What will you do with the month off? "
Surpise visits to friends and family and then invest in Marmite. |
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"I'd probably just invest in the company and continue doing a similar job to what I am now, after I've taken about a month off.
What will you do with the month off?
Surpise visits to friends and family and then invest in Marmite. "
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The fantasy is that that I'd rappel out of a helicopter into the carpark, burst into the office and stride around flicking V's at all the management whilst laughing like a maniac before making my escape.
Reality is I'd probably just turn up, hand my phone over and resign with immediate effect. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'd go in with a briefcase fill of cash and kick my boss in the nuts, toss him a couple of thousand by way of compensation and then kick him in the nuts again when the pain from the first hit stopped. Then I would do a Jerry Maguire and "just flip out" waving my suitcase in the air before asking "Who's coming with me?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Big lotto win.. Like massive
I'd do my law degree full time with paid help at the side to type my essays with me.. (Crap at typing)
Holiday to Barbados
Secure my home family n friends. Continue to Support victims of domestic abuse.
Oh buy company I work for sack the bosses and get someone in who knew what they were doing.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know one thing that would happen.
My van would end up being accidentally driven into the Solent!  "
I always think that I like to just gently bump those people that like to force you to break when cutting infront of you. Maybe I'd have a few of those bumps as well |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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Probably wouldn't say anything at first to anyone.
But at my appraisal tell them all how they're all hypocrites and say "i don't care, i quit" and walk out.
But then would pay my family's mortgages, treat my parents to a luxury holiday.
Then get myself a castle/estate and run fab event nights  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know one thing that would happen.
My van would end up being accidentally driven into the Solent!
I always think that I like to just gently bump those people that like to force you to break when cutting infront of you. Maybe I'd have a few of those bumps as well"
This!! I’d buy a lorry as my runabout and take no prisoners with idiot and aggressive drivers. |
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I'd give the money to my Master and he could build a dungeon where he would chain me up and I could be a full time kitten. My favourite fantasy when work is shit and I want to daydream.  |
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