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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Write my profile for me, I'll give you pointers and maybe even a cookie if you do a good job   "
Make it cake instead of cookies and you've got yourself a deal. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Write my profile for me, I'll give you pointers and maybe even a cookie if you do a good job
Make it cake instead of cookies and you've got yourself a deal."
A cake! You would have to take some pics of me to complete the profile for that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"“Please look like Courtney of MarcCourtney, wear extra long socks, like cheesecake and I’m yours.”
There you go. 
She was a great poster  "
She?
It was Marc posting all the time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Write my profile for me, I'll give you pointers and maybe even a cookie if you do a good job
I am up for it x
Go on then "
PM.me some pointers and I will knock one out.
Then I will write a profile x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'll post pointers here, will make it easier for volunteers I suppose 
Looking for females 21-52
Single or from couples (for 121 meets only, as I don't want to be the guy with smaller penis)
Attracted to varied physics and growths of lady gardens.
I myself like to practice sports when I'm not playing video games for 6 hours straight.
I enjoy the finer things in life, like green grapes, raspberry cheesecake, and.sandalwood incense (hopefully it's the right word).
My sexual expertise are limited and at best below average, I enjoy kink and I'm open to offers from rope bunnies for practice sessions.
And finally, must have nice booty! |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"“Please look like Courtney of MarcCourtney, wear extra long socks, like cheesecake and I’m yours.”
There you go.
She was a great poster
She?
It was Marc posting all the time "
No, it was Courtney. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Looking for females 21-52
Single or from couples (for 121 meets only, as I don't want to be the guy with smaller penis)
Attracted to varied physics and growths of lady gardens.
I myself like to practice sports when I'm not playing video games for 6 hours straight.
I enjoy the finer things in life, like green grapes, raspberry cheesecake, and.sandalwood incense (hopefully it's the right word).
My sexual expertise are limited and at best below average, I enjoy kink and I'm open to offers from rope bunnies for practice sessions.
And finally, must have nice booty!
Done! You are welcome. Now where are my cookies? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Looking for females 21-52
Single or from couples (for 121 meets only, as I don't want to be the guy with smaller penis)
Attracted to varied physics and growths of lady gardens.
I myself like to practice sports when I'm not playing video games for 6 hours straight.
I enjoy the finer things in life, like green grapes, raspberry cheesecake, and.sandalwood incense (hopefully it's the right word).
My sexual expertise are limited and at best below average, I enjoy kink and I'm open to offers from rope bunnies for practice sessions.
And finally, must have nice booty!
Done! You are welcome. Now where are my cookies? "
Piss off, I want it written Shakespeare's style |
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"I'll post pointers here, will make it easier for volunteers I suppose
Looking for females 21-52
Single or from couples (for 121 meets only, as I don't want to be the guy with smaller penis)
Attracted to varied physics and growths of lady gardens.
I myself like to practice sports when I'm not playing video games for 6 hours straight.
I enjoy the finer things in life, like green grapes, raspberry cheesecake, and.sandalwood incense (hopefully it's the right word).
My sexual expertise are limited and at best below average, I enjoy kink and I'm open to offers from rope bunnies for practice sessions.
And finally, must have nice booty!"
I think you've just pretty much done it yourself  .
Though physics? Do I need to get my A Level certificates out now? |
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"Looking for females 21-52
Single or from couples (for 121 meets only, as I don't want to be the guy with smaller penis)
Attracted to varied physics and growths of lady gardens.
I myself like to practice sports when I'm not playing video games for 6 hours straight.
I enjoy the finer things in life, like green grapes, raspberry cheesecake, and.sandalwood incense (hopefully it's the right word).
My sexual expertise are limited and at best below average, I enjoy kink and I'm open to offers from rope bunnies for practice sessions.
And finally, must have nice booty!
Done! You are welcome. Now where are my cookies?
Piss off, I want it written Shakespeare's style "
Thou art seeking fair maidens of years 21 to 52... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll post pointers here, will make it easier for volunteers I suppose
Looking for females 21-52
Single or from couples (for 121 meets only, as I don't want to be the guy with smaller penis)
Attracted to varied physics and growths of lady gardens.
I myself like to practice sports when I'm not playing video games for 6 hours straight.
I enjoy the finer things in life, like green grapes, raspberry cheesecake, and.sandalwood incense (hopefully it's the right word).
My sexual expertise are limited and at best below average, I enjoy kink and I'm open to offers from rope bunnies for practice sessions.
And finally, must have nice booty!
I think you've just pretty much done it yourself .
Though physics? Do I need to get my A Level certificates out now?"
And that's why I need someone else to do it, and preferably make it funny too |
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"I'll post pointers here, will make it easier for volunteers I suppose
Looking for females 21-52
Single or from couples (for 121 meets only, as I don't want to be the guy with smaller penis)
Attracted to varied physics and growths of lady gardens.
I myself like to practice sports when I'm not playing video games for 6 hours straight.
I enjoy the finer things in life, like green grapes, raspberry cheesecake, and.sandalwood incense (hopefully it's the right word).
My sexual expertise are limited and at best below average, I enjoy kink and I'm open to offers from rope bunnies for practice sessions.
And finally, must have nice booty!
I think you've just pretty much done it yourself .
Though physics? Do I need to get my A Level certificates out now?
And that's why I need someone else to do it, and preferably make it funny too "
I think what you wrote is funny.
If you correct the spelling and remove the part requesting a hundred and twenty one meets. Comes off a bit keen  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morningstar
Whose sausage is that? I think I know.
Its owner is quite happy though.
Full of joy like a vivid rainbow,
I watch him laugh. I cry hello.
He gives his sexy sausage a shake,
And laughs until he makes a woman's belly ache.
The only other sound's the break,
Of distant waves and birds awake.
His sausage is large, muscly and deep,
But he has promises to keep,
After cake and lots of sleep.
Sweet dreams come to him cheap.
He rises from his comfortable bed,
With thoughts of fab girls in his head,
He eats his jam with lots of bread.
Ready for the day of fabbing ahead.
I would like to give thanks to a random poem generator on Google for helping me bring some words together. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morningstar
Whose sausage is that? I think I know.
Its owner is quite happy though.
Full of joy like a vivid rainbow,
I watch him laugh. I cry hello.
He gives his sexy sausage a shake,
And laughs until he makes a woman's belly ache.
The only other sound's the break,
Of distant waves and birds awake.
His sausage is large, muscly and deep,
But he has promises to keep,
After cake and lots of sleep.
Sweet dreams come to him cheap.
He rises from his comfortable bed,
With thoughts of fab girls in his head,
He eats his jam with lots of bread.
Ready for the day of fabbing ahead.
I would like to give thanks to a random poem generator on Google for helping me bring some words together. "
Made me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll post pointers here, will make it easier for volunteers I suppose
Looking for females 21-52
Single or from couples (for 121 meets only, as I don't want to be the guy with smaller penis)
Attracted to varied physics and growths of lady gardens.
I myself like to practice sports when I'm not playing video games for 6 hours straight.
I enjoy the finer things in life, like green grapes, raspberry cheesecake, and.sandalwood incense (hopefully it's the right word).
My sexual expertise are limited and at best below average, I enjoy kink and I'm open to offers from rope bunnies for practice sessions.
And finally, must have nice booty!
I think you've just pretty much done it yourself .
Though physics? Do I need to get my A Level certificates out now?
And that's why I need someone else to do it, and preferably make it funny too
I think what you wrote is funny.
If you correct the spelling and remove the part requesting a hundred and twenty one meets. Comes off a bit keen "
Gotcha!
117 meets would be ok you think? |
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