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I just realised I'm old!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Someone asked me if I was out partying tonight and my first reaction was "What!? On a Thursday!?!" 
What things did you used to do without thinking but couldn't even contemplate now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me if I was out partying tonight and my first reaction was "What!? On a Thursday!?!"
What things did you used to do without thinking but couldn't even contemplate now? "
Your definitely not old and you look gorgeous in your pics x  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"I do all of the above and always have,
With the exception of having to get up to pee in the night ..... I think when that happens I might, just a little, class myself as starting to get old 
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So you're confirming I'm old then?! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"I do all of the above and always have,
With the exception of having to get up to pee in the night ..... I think when that happens I might, just a little, class myself as starting to get old
So you're confirming I'm old then?!
Read it probably "
See? There's another sign I'm getting old...the need to visit Specsavers  |
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"I do all of the above and always have,
With the exception of having to get up to pee in the night ..... I think when that happens I might, just a little, class myself as starting to get old
So you're confirming I'm old then?!
Read it probably
See? There's another sign I'm getting old...the need to visit Specsavers "
and I need to go too... should have been properly  |
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Droopy Bollocks .
Random Pains everywhere for no fucking reason.
Hair on my head is fucking off at am alarming rate , but growing faster on my eyebrows .
I'm occasionally getting the odd grey pube .
And the noise I make getting up off the sofa must now resemble the sound of a pair of scrapping Wildebeest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me if I was out partying tonight and my first reaction was "What!? On a Thursday!?!"
What things did you used to do without thinking but couldn't even contemplate now? "
Lol your old as you feel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm so glad it's not just me!
I used to be able to eat loads of junk food and stay slim, now I just have to drive past a McDonald's and I put on a pound! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just turned 40 and dont feel old at all. If anything I still feel the same as when I was 21. Yeah my knees may hurt if I kneel on them too long and I might not understand Minecraft, but that doesnt mean we are old.
If anything I'm retro |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
I still do alot of the things I used to, just not so frequently. Festivals, dance nights out, stay up till morning etc. I just look like shit for days after and it takes me longer to recover!
But if I go out out for a dance ir gig, I often take my car, designated driver in case it's rubbish and we need to get back to our own party!
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'm so glad it's not just me!
I used to be able to eat loads of junk food and stay slim, now I just have to drive past a McDonald's and I put on a pound! "
if macdonalds has helped your bum look that good can a get you a big mac?  |
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"I just turned 40 and dont feel old at all. If anything I still feel the same as when I was 21. Yeah my knees may hurt if I kneel on them too long and I might not understand Minecraft, but that doesnt mean we are old.
If anything I'm retro"
Minecraft? That's soooooooo 2011, you must be old  it's all Fortnite now |
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"Someone asked me if I was out partying tonight and my first reaction was "What!? On a Thursday!?!"
What things did you used to do without thinking but couldn't even contemplate now? "
Wish I could grow old looking like you, you can come out with us on a sat night if you like, on Hurst Street we go every other Sat and it's great fun, nobodies old on Hurst Street just people having a good time.
I had a young lady ask my age I said "guess" she said 45 I said near enough my daughter came over to say hello and was asked are you this young ladies daughter to which she replied She's no lady, she's not young (saying my age) and yes she's my dad. life don't get much better, take what ever life you can get and never give it back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I turned 40 on monday, I now classify myself as old and am hanging up my shagging boots  "
Fuck off you child. I daren't message women as young as 40 cos it makes me feel like a paedo |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'm an old soul.
Get off my lawn.
But you said you was going to shave? 
I'm pretty sure Peter Allen's Everything Old is New Again isn't about a bush, but I'll use it for that. "
It works more me too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me if I was out partying tonight and my first reaction was "What!? On a Thursday!?!"
What things did you used to do without thinking but couldn't even contemplate now? "
I'm the same age as you and still figure that it's better to be paid while I have the hangover. That said, the hangovers last much longer these days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me if I was out partying tonight and my first reaction was "What!? On a Thursday!?!"
What things did you used to do without thinking but couldn't even contemplate now? "
Omfg I just looked at your profile. If you're old I wanna feel old. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I (her) sometimes feel old-
Getting up to wee multiple times during the night and an internal thermostat that is on the blink.
Aching lower back and knees now and again
I cannot stand Radio 1 anymore, and have no clue of the songs & artists on the latest "Now" CDs.
I have intolerances for bad customer service, poor manners etc and I vocalise my dislike of these things. My 23 year old daughter often cringes when out shopping with me "her she goes again, mam is kicking off".
I retain items until they die rather than get the latest versions eg my old car and mobile phones.
And probably so much more
But I have my health, I am fitter than ever, I am at my happiest and sexiest at this age and I like the person I am
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"What things did you used to do without thinking but couldn't even contemplate now? "
Eat junk food not thinking about how many hours in the gym or on the running machine it will take to work it off. |
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When you remember Betamax nevermind vhs.
When you remember dvds 1st coming out.
When you see a snickers bar and think they are just marathon fun size.
When you can remember only 3 channels on the tv. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you read a thread title Pop a private in an inbox as Poop in Private in a Box.
#WhereTheFuckHaveIPutMySpecs
Should've gone to specsavers. Tell them why you think you need glasses.  "
I’ve got specs but I’m so old I don’t know where the fuck I left them |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"When you read a thread title Pop a private in an inbox as Poop in Private in a Box.
#WhereTheFuckHaveIPutMySpecs
Should've gone to specsavers. Tell them why you think you need glasses.
I’ve got specs but I’m so old I don’t know where the fuck I left them"
They're probably on your forehead then.  |
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"When you read a thread title Pop a private in an inbox as Poop in Private in a Box.
#WhereTheFuckHaveIPutMySpecs
Should've gone to specsavers. Tell them why you think you need glasses.
I’ve got specs but I’m so old I don’t know where the fuck I left them
They're probably on your forehead then. "
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I feel old when I start thinking this decade is shite and I daydream how good the 80s and 90s were, we all have a pair of rose tinted reminiscent specs, if we actually went back we "might" feel different.
"Time was passing like a hand waving from a train I wanted to be on. I hope you never have to think about anything as much as I think about you." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you read a thread title Pop a private in an inbox as Poop in Private in a Box.
#WhereTheFuckHaveIPutMySpecs
Should've gone to specsavers. Tell them why you think you need glasses.
I’ve got specs but I’m so old I don’t know where the fuck I left them
They're probably on your forehead then. "
If only, if only. I’ve fallen asleep on the sofa since then, having a much needed nap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bought a fucking bungalow ha ha that's fucking old
Why do you need a bungalow to.... Oh I see.  "
I had a bungalow while I was still in my 20s. Why fuck about with stairs if you don't have to? |
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"When you read a thread title Pop a private in an inbox as Poop in Private in a Box.
#WhereTheFuckHaveIPutMySpecs
Should've gone to specsavers. Tell them why you think you need glasses.
I’ve got specs but I’m so old I don’t know where the fuck I left them
They're probably on your forehead then.
If only, if only. I’ve fallen asleep on the sofa since then, having a much needed nap "
Yep now there it is in a nutshell, when I was a baby had naps in the afternoon, now I'm errr older I've started again. Woah is meeeeesnorrrrre. |
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"When you read a thread title Pop a private in an inbox as Poop in Private in a Box.
#WhereTheFuckHaveIPutMySpecs
Should've gone to specsavers. Tell them why you think you need glasses.
I’ve got specs but I’m so old I don’t know where the fuck I left them"
I'm so old mine never leave my face |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"When you read a thread title Pop a private in an inbox as Poop in Private in a Box.
#WhereTheFuckHaveIPutMySpecs
Should've gone to specsavers. Tell them why you think you need glasses.
I’ve got specs but I’m so old I don’t know where the fuck I left them
I'm so old mine never leave my face "
Now there's a dirty thought |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me if I was out partying tonight and my first reaction was "What!? On a Thursday!?!"
What things did you used to do without thinking but couldn't even contemplate now? "
your only old what you feel |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
"For the first time ever i was called ' the grandad' on site, now the oldest on site! Im nearly 40 ffs!!!!"
If you are the Grandad on the site what the fuck will they call me, I am almost 80 |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
"I turned 40 on monday, I now classify myself as old and am hanging up my shagging boots "
In a couple of weeks I will turn 80 and still managing to fill my shagging boots now and again, Don't give up yet |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Someone asked me if I was out partying tonight and my first reaction was "What!? On a Thursday!?!"
What things did you used to do without thinking but couldn't even contemplate now? "
Nothing.
I still do all the things I did when younger.
I just have less time to do them cos of work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blimey Charlie I'm 50+ and still a bouncy fun chap willing to give thibgs a jolly old go .heaps of adventures , walking or cycling though i do like to be in bed before midnight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the first time ever i was called ' the grandad' on site, now the oldest on site! Im nearly 40 ffs!!!!
If you are the Grandad on the site what the fuck will they call me, I am almost 80 "
Not sure we should go there!! Im sure my lot were measing me up for my coffin while i was digging the footings!! Bastards |
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Haha trying to do 2 nights out in a row.
Wearing comfy shoes
Wearing a coat on a night out
Hearing myself saying stuff to my kids that my Mum used to say to me.
How I am so happy to get into my bed earlier than usual. When sent to bed early as a child it was seen as a punishment.
Good god, I must be f*cking ancient!! |
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"Haha trying to do 2 nights out in a row.
Wearing comfy shoes
Wearing a coat on a night out
Hearing myself saying stuff to my kids that my Mum used to say to me.
How I am so happy to get into my bed earlier than usual. When sent to bed early as a child it was seen as a punishment.
Good god, I must be f*cking ancient!! "
All of the above... but I don't actually feel old at all.
I have a better social life now than I did in my 20s |
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"Haha trying to do 2 nights out in a row.
Wearing comfy shoes
Wearing a coat on a night out
Hearing myself saying stuff to my kids that my Mum used to say to me.
How I am so happy to get into my bed earlier than usual. When sent to bed early as a child it was seen as a punishment.
Good god, I must be f*cking ancient!!
All of the above... but I don't actually feel old at all.
I have a better social life now than I did in my 20s "
We do too, but takes longer to recover |
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"Someone asked me if I was out partying tonight and my first reaction was "What!? On a Thursday!?!"
What things did you used to do without thinking but couldn't even contemplate now? "
Going an entire weekend without having to take a nap on Saturday and Sunday afternoon! |
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"Blimey Charlie I'm 50+ and still a bouncy fun chap willing to give thibgs a jolly old go .heaps of adventures , walking or cycling though i do like to be in bed before midnight "
With lashings of ginger beer!
Oh Timmy your still as licky as ever! |
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