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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ok here's the theme ... take a song title, and turn it into utter filth by changing just one word in the title.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok here's the theme ... take a song title, and turn it into utter filth by changing just one word in the title."

My starter ... Dancing With Jizz in My Eyes

by Ultravox

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cumming inside so strong - Labi Sifre

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cumming inside so strong - Labi Sifre"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We will fuck you - Queen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Top Loader - Wanking In The Moonlight

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We will fuck you - Queen "

Should have seen that one coming!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Top Loader - Wanking In The Moonlight"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Make you feel my pussy - Adele

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Make you feel my pussy - Adele"

Actually laughed out loud at that... for real x

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By *azza72Man  over a year ago

Leeds

Shaving off my bush for you - Whitney Houston

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS  over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I can't get no masturbation - Rolling Stones

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Shaving off my bush for you - Whitney Houston "

Brilliant, but docked one point for cheating. You changed more than one word!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I can't get no masturbation - Rolling Stones "

Excellent, and rule compliant!

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By *azza72Man  over a year ago

Leeds


"Shaving off my bush for you - Whitney Houston

Brilliant, but docked one point for cheating. You changed more than one word!"

Never was a stickler for rules

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I saw her shagging there - Beatles

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Fisting by the pool - Dire Straights

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fisting by the pool - Dire Straights "

Is that the Barrymore version?

(Allegedly)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I saw her shagging there - Beatles"

You are being prolific this morning! A solid 2 point lead!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cliff Bennett And The Rebel Rousers - Got To Get You Into My Wife

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cliff Bennett And The Rebel Rousers - Got To Get You Into My Wife"

Good one. Bonus point for relevance to Swinging. Straight in to second place

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

What’s cock got to do with it? - Tina Turner

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By *azza72Man  over a year ago

Leeds

Cum Together - The Beatles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Let me put my cock into you - AC/DC

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS  over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I want to hold your cock - The Beatles

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cum Together - The Beatles "

A half point ... you didnt change the word, just the spelling! Or am I being a bitch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What’s cock got to do with it? - Tina Turner"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Let me put my cock into you - AC/DC"

Racing ahead

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I want to hold your cock - The Beatles "

Into joint second place!

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS  over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Another one bites the pillow - Queen

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Another one bites the pillow - Queen "

Oooh one point behind the leader now!

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS  over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Candle in the nun - Elton John

I'm stopping now!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cum gets in your eyes - The Platers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How deep is your vag - Take That

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By *azza72Man  over a year ago

Leeds


"Cum Together - The Beatles

A half point ... you didnt change the word, just the spelling! Or am I being a bitch?"

Tough crowd today

Must do better

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Comedy gold on here this morning!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cum Together - The Beatles

A half point ... you didnt change the word, just the spelling! Or am I being a bitch?

Tough crowd today

Must do better "

There is measurable progress though. Well done.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roxy Music - Vagina Plain

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How deep is your vag - Take That"

Fuck. Spat my coffee. Bonus point, just cos

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Roxy Music - Vagina Plain"

Clever

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cum gets in your eyes - The Platers"

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you're fucking like that - Westlife

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

A misheard song lyric one from Madonna

“Like a Virgin, fucked for the very first time”

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Fuck Me Now - The Thompson Twins

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By *azza72Man  over a year ago

Leeds

Cocks - Foreplay...... sorry Coldplay

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Cream - Tales Of Brave Penises

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cocks - Foreplay...... sorry Coldplay "

There, you see. You got there in the end. AND a bonus point because your renamed song title described the band perfectly!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jizz on my pillow. Kylie minogue.

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

I Knew You Were Wanking For Me - George Michael & Aretha Franklin.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The first time I ever saw your cock - George Michael

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By *azza72Man  over a year ago

Leeds

She Sells Pornography - The Cunt...... sorry, The Cult

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I didnt think this through ... I am now struggling to keep score! But keep em coming folks ... you are all winners xx

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Love Cunts - The Cure

In Between Fucks - The Cure

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"She Sells Pornography - The Cunt...... sorry, The Cult "

Nah dropped a point again... The Cult are awesome.

Yes, this is now becoming bullying and you are right itsxabsolutely unfair! (Mwah)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The first time I ever saw your cock - George Michael"

Good God girl ... your mind is utter filth!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love shag. B52s

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shagging in my car - Roxette

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jizz on my pillow. Kylie minogue. "

Welcome aboard ... gotta love a bit of Kylie, even better with jizz x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jizz on my pillow. Kylie minogue.

Welcome aboard ... gotta love a bit of Kylie, even better with jizz x"

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By *azza72Man  over a year ago

Leeds

Fuck You - Dildo...... sorry, Dido

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck me gently. Andy Kim.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Torn between two cocks. Mary macgregor.

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

The Only Way Is Fuck - Jizz and The Plastic Population

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuck You - Dildo...... sorry, Dido "

Is that an entry, or a response to your last point deduction?

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By *mileysimieMan  over a year ago

tewkesbury

Don’t pull back the foreskin , Oasis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love on the cocks. Neil diamond.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck face - Gaga

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Fucking You - Minnie Ripperton

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Torn between two cocks. Mary macgregor."

Ever the risk with DP

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuck face - Gaga"

... or poke her face?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was born to fuck you - Queen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cum on feel the tits. Slade.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cum on feel the tits. Slade."

Strangely appropriate, given your profile pic x

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By *azza72Man  over a year ago

Leeds


"Fuck You - Dildo...... sorry, Dido

Is that an entry, or a response to your last point deduction?"

Definitely an entry, wouldn’t dream of responding in that manner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cum on feel the tits. Slade.

Strangely appropriate, given your profile pic x"

it wasnt a song title. It was an offer Haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fucking You - Minnie Ripperton "

.. is easy cos you're beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cum on feel the tits. Slade.

Strangely appropriate, given your profile pic x it wasnt a song title. It was an offer Haha x"

Booking ticket to Manchester now x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuck You - Dildo...... sorry, Dido

Is that an entry, or a response to your last point deduction?

Definitely an entry, wouldn’t dream of responding in that manner "

Ok ... in that case. Lose a point, cos it's you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Afraid to shoot swingers - Iron Maiden

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Girls on top. Duran Duran.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Open your legs. Madonna.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Girls on top. Duran Duran."

. Or

Girls on Film.

Pwoah

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ever get that moment, when you begin to worry that you might have created a monster?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good thread, OP

Bit of entertainment before I go to work

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Girls on top. Duran Duran.

. Or

Girls on Film.

Pwoah "

#whistle#

Rules breach!

You didnt change a word

Yellow Card!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good thread, OP

Bit of entertainment before I go to work "

I am actually AT work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good thread, OP

Bit of entertainment before I go to work

I am actually AT work "

Haha I'll try to get back later if you're still running it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good thread, OP

Bit of entertainment before I go to work

I am actually AT work

Haha I'll try to get back later if you're still running it "

I get the feeling tis ain't going away in a hurry. Bit like the clap!

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Fuck Your Body - Steve Silk Hurley

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuck Your Body - Steve Silk Hurley "

Keef .... given the inspiration for your profile name I am surprised by the lack of Stones references! Your challenge...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shooting spunk. Dollar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Girls on top. Duran Duran.

. Or

Girls on Film.

Pwoah "

.Or

Girls on Girls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chubby Checker "Let's Fist Again"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Chubby Checker "Let's Fist Again" "

Straight in with a Corker!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want to hold your cock. The beatles

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I want to hold your cock. The beatles"

#whistle#

Point deduction- we already had that one...

Referee's decision is final

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've had the orgasm of my life. Dirty dancing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to hold your cock. The beatles

#whistle#

Point deduction- we already had that one...

Referee's decision is final"

oh lol. Bad girl juicy .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to hold your cock. The beatles

#whistle#

Point deduction- we already had that one...

Referee's decision is final"

can I change it to balls then lol.

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By *azza72Man  over a year ago

Leeds

Gimme Head - The Stones

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I want to hold your cock. The beatles

#whistle#

Point deduction- we already had that one...

Referee's decision is final oh lol. Bad girl juicy . "

Yeah sorry, but rules is rules x

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Fuck Your Body - Steve Silk Hurley

Keef .... given the inspiration for your profile name I am surprised by the lack of Stones references! Your challenge..."

Challenge accepted, I can mention songs that don’t need changing like Cocksucker Blues and When The Whip Comes Down bu that’s outside the rules.

So I will go with

Sitting On A Cock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want to lick you all over. Exile.

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By *azza72Man  over a year ago

Leeds

Rock n Pornstar - Oasis

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuck Your Body - Steve Silk Hurley

Keef .... given the inspiration for your profile name I am surprised by the lack of Stones references! Your challenge...

Challenge accepted, I can mention songs that don’t need changing like Cocksucker Blues and When The Whip Comes Down bu that’s outside the rules.

So I will go with

Sitting On A Cock

"

Your adhesion to both letter and spirit of the rules is an example to us all. Bonus point.

Juicy would do well to learn from this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Rock n Pornstar - Oasis "

He's back in the game!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck Your Body - Steve Silk Hurley

Keef .... given the inspiration for your profile name I am surprised by the lack of Stones references! Your challenge...

Challenge accepted, I can mention songs that don’t need changing like Cocksucker Blues and When The Whip Comes Down bu that’s outside the rules.

So I will go with

Sitting On A Cock

Your adhesion to both letter and spirit of the rules is an example to us all. Bonus point.

Juicy would do well to learn from this!"

yes miss!

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Fuck Me - Sixpence None The Richer

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Fucking All Over The World - Status Quo

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By *azza72Man  over a year ago

Leeds

Won’t Get Fucked Again - The Who

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Alive and Fucking/I Promised You an Orgasm - Simple Minds, it’s a new double D side

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Wanking the dog - Aerosmith

Only needed to change one letter there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Alive and Fucking/I Promised You an Orgasm - Simple Minds, it’s a new double D side "

That's some clever shit

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By *azza72Man  over a year ago

Leeds

This Cumming Man - The Smiths

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This Cumming Man - The Smiths "

Bonus point! Great song, great band

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Cum is the Drug - Roxy Music

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Can’t Get Used to Fucking You - Andy Williams

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By *eepinyou6969Man  over a year ago

Cwmbran

How do you want dick - 2pac

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How do you want dick - 2pac "

And a new entry ... welcome x

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Endless Fuck - Diana Ross/Lionel Richie

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Fuck Me! Fuck Me! Fuck Me! ( A Man After Midnight) - ABBA

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Fucking hell Keef, you are prolific

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Fucking hell Keef, you are prolific "

It’s a great idea for a thread so I wanted to keep the idea rolling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fucking hell Keef, you are prolific

It’s a great idea for a thread so I wanted to keep the idea rolling. "

Careful you don't peak too soon x

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By *azza72Man  over a year ago

Leeds

Every Cock You Take - The Police

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By *azza72Man  over a year ago

Leeds

Wanking On The Moon - The Police

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Robert De Niro’s Fucking - Bananarama

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m loving anal instead - Robbie Williams

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wanking On The Moon - The Police "

Here's a thought... if you did wank on the moon, the reduced gravity would make the cum shot really impressive!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m loving anal instead - Robbie Williams "

Awww I was trying to think of an anal one, fucking inspired!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Robert De Niro’s Fucking - Bananarama "
I always had my suspicions something was going on between them all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My balls your chin - snot (real song)

But as for changing names

I will do anything for sex, but I wont do that.

Shine on you crazy nympho

Wanna be starting groupsex

Scenes from an italian brothel

Sex my bitch up

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By *azza72Man  over a year ago

Leeds


"Wanking On The Moon - The Police

Here's a thought... if you did wank on the moon, the reduced gravity would make the cum shot really impressive! "

That was my exact thought as I typed it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cum inside love. Cilla black.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m loving anal instead - Robbie Williams "

Nearly drowned on my coffee! Lol

However, doesn't qualify... the title is Angels, that was a lyric!

(Rule 17.7)

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By *azza72Man  over a year ago

Leeds


"Wanking On The Moon - The Police

Here's a thought... if you did wank on the moon, the reduced gravity would make the cum shot really impressive! "

One small wank for man , one giant cumshot for mankind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You'll never wank alone .

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

I Can’t Make You Fuck Me - George Michael

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anal of Harlem by U2

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man  over a year ago

Manchester

For those about to Fuck (We salute you) - AC/DC

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By *entileschiWoman  over a year ago

Norwich

Take a load off Annie by The Weight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m loving anal instead - Robbie Williams

Nearly drowned on my coffee! Lol

However, doesn't qualify... the title is Angels, that was a lyric!

(Rule 17.7)"

Ah no lost it on a technicality. Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m loving anal instead - Robbie Williams

Awww I was trying to think of an anal one, fucking inspired! "

Theres been a stewards enquiry on this on (see above)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We will fuck you queen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ain't to Proud to Peg by the Temptations

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m loving anal instead - Robbie Williams

Nearly drowned on my coffee! Lol

However, doesn't qualify... the title is Angels, that was a lyric!

(Rule 17.7)

Ah no lost it on a technicality. Haha"

Soz, but without rules we have anarchy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We will fuck you queen"

#whistle#

Disallowed. We had this one

(Rules 6 & 11.2)

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

(I am always fucked by your) Penis, Dear - Blondie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rolling in the shit Adele

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By *azza72Man  over a year ago

Leeds

Stranger On The Whore - Acker Bilk

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ain't to Proud to Peg by the Temptations"

Bonus point, cos pegging hasn't been mentioned yet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Rolling in the shit Adele"

Hard at work I see

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man  over a year ago

Manchester

Wank at the Moon - Black Sabbath

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rolling in the shit Adele

Hard at work I see"

I'm on a bus to work lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All about that ass - Meghan Trainor

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"(I am always fucked by your) Penis, Dear - Blondie "

Hmm ... is this a double word change? May need VAR

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man  over a year ago

Manchester

Papa's got a brand new slut - James Brown

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Papa's got a brand new slut - James Brown"

Straight in with two strong entries!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Papa's got a brand new slut - James Brown

Straight in with two strong entries! "

And i aint taking DP

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Fucking My Way Back To You - The Detroit Spinners

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Strangers in the gloyhole- Frank Sinatra

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Is gloryhole allowed as a single word, or do I disallow myself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fucking My Way Back To You - The Detroit Spinners "

I am tempted to deduct a point on the grounds that you have given me a sodding earworm now!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Strangers in the gloyhole- Frank Sinatra

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Is gloryhole allowed as a single word, or do I disallow myself?"

well I thought you'll never wank alone was good lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Penis in Furs - Velvet Underground

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Penis in Furs - Velvet Underground "

Kerching

Bonus point. Great song, and exemplary use of penis (ahem)

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

I’m flouting the rules again Jennie, apologies but rules are made to be broken and it’s topical:

Many Fabbers To Fuck - Jimmy Cliff

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By *ollycouple71Couple  over a year ago

manchester


"Shaving off my bush for you - Whitney Houston "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m flouting the rules again Jennie, apologies but rules are made to be broken and it’s topical:

Many Fabbers To Fuck - Jimmy Cliff

"

Oh very dear.

Rules are very much rules.

#YellowCard#

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton


"I’m flouting the rules again Jennie, apologies but rules are made to be broken and it’s topical:

Many Fabbers To Fuck - Jimmy Cliff

Oh very dear.

Rules are very much rules.

#YellowCard#"

I’m holding my dissent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck house - Pink

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Down in the Lube Station at Midnight - The Jam

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

No Woman, No Fuck - Bob Marley & The Wailers

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Fisting in the Dark - Bruce Springsteen

Hard Cocks Night - Beatles

Why Does He Always Rain On Me - Travis

Fake Plastic dildos - Radiohead

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m flouting the rules again Jennie, apologies but rules are made to be broken and it’s topical:

Many Fabbers To Fuck - Jimmy Cliff

Oh very dear.

Rules are very much rules.

#YellowCard#

I’m holding my dissent "

Please ensure you are fully conversant with the rules. Which are entirely arbitrary and at Jennietvuk's discretion.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We need another thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Why Does He Always Rain On Me - Travis

"

Great new entry!

Bonus point for the first watersports reference

(Dirty cow)

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Blinded by your Jizz- Stormzy

Purple head - Prince

Dogging - Bob Marley

Cumming on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie

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