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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago
Where the streets have no name |
"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?"
Of course there are upsides. However, a man in Fabs should be creative, patient and realistic.
And the steamy moments I lived here with my lovers were not any reward at all but a mutual present.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?"
I think it is quite good - if you treat people as individuals and not ”fuck sockets”.
The upsides:
Boobs.
I have met some amazing friends, some I have slept with and some I haven’t.
More boobs obviously.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
I think it is quite good - if you treat people as individuals and not ”fuck sockets”.
The upsides:
Boobs.
I have met some amazing friends, some I have slept with and some I haven’t.
More boobs obviously.
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My boobs are more of a ‘downside’ than an ‘upside’ to be honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
I think it is quite good - if you treat people as individuals and not ”fuck sockets”.
The upsides:
Boobs.
I have met some amazing friends, some I have slept with and some I haven’t.
More boobs obviously.
My boobs are more of a ‘downside’ than an ‘upside’ to be honest "
I disagree, personally - your boobs put a smile on my face. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
I think it is quite good - if you treat people as individuals and not ”fuck sockets”.
The upsides:
Boobs.
I have met some amazing friends, some I have slept with and some I haven’t.
More boobs obviously.
My boobs are more of a ‘downside’ than an ‘upside’ to be honest
I disagree, personally - your boobs put a smile on my face. "
Aw thanks 
(I was meaning the sag, down.  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not inundated by cock pics so that's a plus. It's alright as a guy on here to be honest, you don't quite get back what you put in is my experience thus far but it doesn't stop me making the effort  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s really not that hard at all, even for a fat, bald dad pushing 50. Respect, carefully made choices, erudition and a lack of entitlement works for me. "
Tbh you’re fucking sexy |
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"It’s really not that hard at all, even for a fat, bald dad pushing 50. Respect, carefully made choices, erudition and a lack of entitlement works for me.
Tbh you’re fucking sexy "
Thanks. That’s very nice of you to say so. |
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
I think it is quite good - if you treat people as individuals and not ”fuck sockets”.
The upsides:
Boobs.
I have met some amazing friends, some I have slept with and some I haven’t.
More boobs obviously.
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This! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s really not that hard at all, even for a fat, bald dad pushing 50. Respect, carefully made choices, erudition and a lack of entitlement works for me.
Tbh you’re fucking sexy
Thanks. That’s very nice of you to say so. "
Ever so welcome buddy |
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"Give it a try for yourself
I was until you outed my penis as fake!
Still cracked the ‘cock over the bog’ pic perfectly though. That’s some class right there "
Thank you! I've had some constructive feedback that the toilet was too clean  . |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Give it a try for yourself
I was until you outed my penis as fake!
Still cracked the ‘cock over the bog’ pic perfectly though. That’s some class right there
Thank you! I've had some constructive feedback that the toilet was too clean ."
Not mid flush either! |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
"Give it a try for yourself
I was until you outed my penis as fake!
Still cracked the ‘cock over the bog’ pic perfectly though. That’s some class right there
Thank you! I've had some constructive feedback that the toilet was too clean ."
I’m sure they’d prefer to see a flock of starlings as a poignant backdrop |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've found it much easier identifying as a Microwave to be honest
You should identify as a dog so at least you can lick your own balls and wipe your arse on the carpet "
Not if ya get your balls chopped |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No big deal...I'm sure most don't take it too seriously?
Where else can you go and get new
Ameture boob and muffin pictures every day and watch live sex cams for free....golden |
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"Give it a try for yourself
I was until you outed my penis as fake!
Still cracked the ‘cock over the bog’ pic perfectly though. That’s some class right there
Thank you! I've had some constructive feedback that the toilet was too clean .
Not mid flush either! "
I'll make you one if it means that much to you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wanted to read how difficult it is for guys on here to see it from there perspective but was also expecting someone to say "I'm doing ok on here" and there it was...
Third post. "I'm doing ok" - nice way to brag! lol.
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Give it a try for yourself
I was until you outed my penis as fake!
Still cracked the ‘cock over the bog’ pic perfectly though. That’s some class right there
Thank you! I've had some constructive feedback that the toilet was too clean .
Not mid flush either!
I'll make you one if it means that much to you "
Can't say no to that offer! |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
I just love meeting new people (on Fab, online and generally) and have made some amazing friends.
I see Fab as a place for laughter, advice on life-stuff, waffling and general arseing about. Anything else is a nice bonus  .
Do I occasionally wish I was a woman(!) - of course. The above works nicely though and enhances my life a bit |
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?"
Honestly have no idea what you're on about
I put a small amount of my potential effort into fab and quite honestly my reward is disproportionately higher
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm curious to know if any of the women that regularly complain about single Men on fab can do it better.
It's worth an experiment, they set up a profile as a man, get one of us to verify them and let's see how many social meets they can arrange in a month.
I'll be parti ularly interested in reading thr messages they send out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm curious to know if any of the women that regularly complain about single Men on fab can do it better.
It's worth an experiment, they set up a profile as a man, get one of us to verify them and let's see how many social meets they can arrange in a month.
I'll be parti ularly interested in reading thr messages they send out "
Aw yeah let’s catfish folk |
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"I have to admit to finding your avatar absolutely brilliant with the context of this thread....
I thought I could maybe relate to the cause "
I quite literally spat my tea across the room when I saw it
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have to admit to finding your avatar absolutely brilliant with the context of this thread....
I thought I could maybe relate to the cause
I quite literally spat my tea across the room when I saw it
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That tends to happen  |
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It can be hard due to the high ratio of men to women, the men that want sex now and can’t handle rejection. But the upside is when you do find that someone who you chat to and meet, well one more friend in the world makes it a better place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm curious to know if any of the women that regularly complain about single Men on fab can do it better.
It's worth an experiment, they set up a profile as a man, get one of us to verify them and let's see how many social meets they can arrange in a month.
I'll be parti ularly interested in reading thr messages they send out "
Now that would be a good experiment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?"
There are alot of genuine couples and females out there albeit you will come across ones with sky high ego and long list of pre-requisite.
I have met few genuine ones so won't say its bad but be patient and be yourself mate - you will be OK. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
There are alot of genuine couples and females out there albeit you will come across ones with sky high ego and long list of pre-requisite.
I have met few genuine ones so won't say its bad but be patient and be yourself mate - you will be OK. "
Thanks man. Will do |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
There are alot of genuine couples and females out there albeit you will come across ones with sky high ego and long list of pre-requisite.
I have met few genuine ones so won't say its bad but be patient and be yourself mate - you will be OK.
Thanks man. Will do "
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
There are alot of genuine couples and females out there albeit you will come across ones with sky high ego and long list of pre-requisite.
I have met few genuine ones so won't say its bad but be patient and be yourself mate - you will be OK.
Thanks man. Will do "
another mouthful of tea across the room.... |
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"I'm curious to know if any of the women that regularly complain about single Men on fab can do it better.
It's worth an experiment, they set up a profile as a man, get one of us to verify them and let's see how many social meets they can arrange in a month.
I'll be parti ularly interested in reading thr messages they send out "
I genuinely would but I don't think it's fair on the women being deceived. |
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"I'm curious to know if any of the women that regularly complain about single Men on fab can do it better.
It's worth an experiment, they set up a profile as a man, get one of us to verify them and let's see how many social meets they can arrange in a month.
I'll be parti ularly interested in reading thr messages they send out
I genuinely would but I don't think it's fair on the women being deceived."
Also there's so many site rules being broken there . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm curious to know if any of the women that regularly complain about single Men on fab can do it better.
It's worth an experiment, they set up a profile as a man, get one of us to verify them and let's see how many social meets they can arrange in a month.
I'll be parti ularly interested in reading thr messages they send out
I genuinely would but I don't think it's fair on the women being deceived.
Also there's so many site rules being broken there ."
You're right of course but I do think it'll be an interesting experiment. Women tend to "demand" witty, detailed messages but the few who block men and do the contacting themselves tend to send one liners or just wink at guys they're interested in.
Which is why I said I'm curious about how much success a woman with a single male profile on fab would get with a month long time target. |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
If you manage your expectations, treat people as actual humans and remember that there's more to life than sex, then it can be fun.
I've never really had an issue.
I think the issue that many guys have is rooted in not actually learning one of those three basics. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you manage your expectations, treat people as actual humans and remember that there's more to life than sex, then it can be fun.
I've never really had an issue.
I think the issue that many guys have is rooted in not actually learning one of those three basics. "
You’re a true living angel |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
There are alot of genuine couples and females out there albeit you will come across ones with sky high ego and long list of pre-requisite.
I have met few genuine ones so won't say its bad but be patient and be yourself mate - you will be OK.
Thanks man. Will do "
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"I'm curious to know if any of the women that regularly complain about single Men on fab can do it better.
It's worth an experiment, they set up a profile as a man, get one of us to verify them and let's see how many social meets they can arrange in a month.
I'll be parti ularly interested in reading thr messages they send out
I genuinely would but I don't think it's fair on the women being deceived.
Also there's so many site rules being broken there .
You're right of course but I do think it'll be an interesting experiment. Women tend to "demand" witty, detailed messages but the few who block men and do the contacting themselves tend to send one liners or just wink at guys they're interested in.
Which is why I said I'm curious about how much success a woman with a single male profile on fab would get with a month long time target. "
The men I've contacted first I've usually sent a message saying what I like about them . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm curious to know if any of the women that regularly complain about single Men on fab can do it better.
It's worth an experiment, they set up a profile as a man, get one of us to verify them and let's see how many social meets they can arrange in a month.
I'll be parti ularly interested in reading thr messages they send out
I genuinely would but I don't think it's fair on the women being deceived.
Also there's so many site rules being broken there .
You're right of course but I do think it'll be an interesting experiment. Women tend to "demand" witty, detailed messages but the few who block men and do the contacting themselves tend to send one liners or just wink at guys they're interested in.
Which is why I said I'm curious about how much success a woman with a single male profile on fab would get with a month long time target.
The men I've contacted first I've usually sent a message saying what I like about them ."
Lucky guys! Tbh I've had maybe 2 actual messages from women, the rest just wink at me expecting I should know what to do 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been here a few times, first time round it was very difficult, now I tend not to worry at all, it is what it is, if some want to chat they will, and if not move on, as long as you are polite and respectful most people tend to get back to you. |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I prefer being a man on fab
How was it being a woman?
I didn't like it one bit. So. Many. Penises  "
As a man, you have one penis to worry about. As a woman, you have aaaalllll the penises to worry about. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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"If you manage your expectations, treat people as actual humans and remember that there's more to life than sex, then it can be fun.
I've never really had an issue.
I think the issue that many guys have is rooted in not actually learning one of those three basics. "
And there in a nutshell is pretty much all any guy on here needs to know along with the importance of having a decent profile and pics.
There are no guarantees of course, but approach the site in the right way and your experience will be a lot better than going the wrong way about it. |
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"If you manage your expectations, treat people as actual humans and remember that there's more to life than sex, then it can be fun.
I've never really had an issue.
I think the issue that many guys have is rooted in not actually learning one of those three basics. "
We have a winner! Same applies to everyone using fab. But you know that of course
Mrs TMN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I learned patience and that celibacy isn’t impossible. I also learned that if I aim to repel people humourously, I attract more of the people I like than when I tried to attract them intentionally. I learned how to filter the shit out of photos and look half presentable.
It’s a perverse place and I have some lovely online friends and acquaintances. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"If you manage your expectations, treat people as actual humans and remember that there's more to life than sex, then it can be fun.
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I think the issue that many guys have is rooted in not actually learning one of those three basics. "
So much truth to this. The most "successful" men I know (the ones happiest with their experience) are the ones who treat women as humans and show a basic level of respect. |
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"I'm curious to know if any of the women that regularly complain about single Men on fab can do it better.
It's worth an experiment, they set up a profile as a man, get one of us to verify them and let's see how many social meets they can arrange in a month.
I'll be parti ularly interested in reading thr messages they send out
I genuinely would but I don't think it's fair on the women being deceived.
Also there's so many site rules being broken there .
You're right of course but I do think it'll be an interesting experiment. Women tend to "demand" witty, detailed messages but the few who block men and do the contacting themselves tend to send one liners or just wink at guys they're interested in.
Which is why I said I'm curious about how much success a woman with a single male profile on fab would get with a month long time target.
The men I've contacted first I've usually sent a message saying what I like about them .
Lucky guys! Tbh I've had maybe 2 actual messages from women, the rest just wink at me expecting I should know what to do
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One I'd already interacted with a fair bit on the forums so I don't really count that as a cold message. Another I spotted commenting on all the geeky threads which I have a bit of a thing for and saw he was local so sent him a message about that. The other I was browsing search results and his profile text really caught my attention so I messaged him to say so and why it did. I'd say they're ways I'd be happy to be approached by a man. |
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"I prefer being a man on fab
How was it being a woman?
I didn't like it one bit. So. Many. Penises
As a man, you have one penis to worry about. As a woman, you have aaaalllll the penises to worry about. "
Mine is quite worrying to be fair
Me opening fab "oooo a lovely message"
Women opening fab "cock cock cock, awww a nice message from that Northants guy, cock, boobs" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The men I've contacted first I've usually sent a message saying what I like about them .
Lucky guys! Tbh I've had maybe 2 actual messages from women, the rest just wink at me expecting I should know what to do
One I'd already interacted with a fair bit on the forums so I don't really count that as a cold message. Another I spotted commenting on all the geeky threads which I have a bit of a thing for and saw he was local so sent him a message about that. The other I was browsing search results and his profile text really caught my attention so I messaged him to say so and why it did. I'd say they're ways I'd be happy to be approached by a man."
I'm impressed, though I dare say you're an exception. Kudos to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?"
I can send vulgar messages and dick pics without consequence because its 'expected' of me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
I can send vulgar messages and dick pics without consequence because its 'expected' of me"
Exactly. I see no downside |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
I can send vulgar messages and dick pics without consequence because its 'expected' of me
Exactly. I see no downside "
Check your inbox, sent you a dick pic |
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
I can send vulgar messages and dick pics without consequence because its 'expected' of me
Exactly. I see no downside
Check your inbox, sent you a dick pic "
Jealous  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
I can send vulgar messages and dick pics without consequence because its 'expected' of me
Exactly. I see no downside
Check your inbox, sent you a dick pic
Jealous "
Would you like a dick pic? Come out the closet and I'll show it to you |
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
I can send vulgar messages and dick pics without consequence because its 'expected' of me
Exactly. I see no downside
Check your inbox, sent you a dick pic
Jealous
Would you like a dick pic? Come out the closet and I'll show it to you "
Over a toilet bowl and you have a real deal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
I can send vulgar messages and dick pics without consequence because its 'expected' of me
Exactly. I see no downside
Check your inbox, sent you a dick pic "
Is it meant to look like that? |
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
I can send vulgar messages and dick pics without consequence because its 'expected' of me
Exactly. I see no downside
Check your inbox, sent you a dick pic
Jealous
Would you like a dick pic? Come out the closet and I'll show it to you
Over a toilet bowl and you have a real deal "
Is the Sky Remote on the cistern ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
I can send vulgar messages and dick pics without consequence because its 'expected' of me
Exactly. I see no downside
Check your inbox, sent you a dick pic
Is it meant to look like that?"
Thats just the herpes. If you look beyond them I actually have a rather attractive penis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
I can send vulgar messages and dick pics without consequence because its 'expected' of me
Exactly. I see no downside
Check your inbox, sent you a dick pic
Jealous
Would you like a dick pic? Come out the closet and I'll show it to you
Over a toilet bowl and you have a real deal "
you want any skid marks with that? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
I can send vulgar messages and dick pics without consequence because its 'expected' of me
Exactly. I see no downside
Check your inbox, sent you a dick pic
Is it meant to look like that?
Thats just the herpes. If you look beyond them I actually have a rather attractive penis"
Ah I see it now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?"
Depends why you are here.
It's hard for single guys to get attention. Theres 250 guys to every woman on here. Couples choose if the want a single guy and it is difficult.
But just be yourself, and eventually sonething happens.
It's the same in life, just cos we are dirty minded and open about sex doesnt mean we will just fuck anything |
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
I can send vulgar messages and dick pics without consequence because its 'expected' of me
Exactly. I see no downside
Check your inbox, sent you a dick pic
Is it meant to look like that?"
I can see I'm not going to get to drink any of my tea today without it being spat to other side of room. You're on form. I like it |
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
I can send vulgar messages and dick pics without consequence because its 'expected' of me
Exactly. I see no downside
Check your inbox, sent you a dick pic
Jealous
Would you like a dick pic? Come out the closet and I'll show it to you
Over a toilet bowl and you have a real deal
you want any skid marks with that?"
With a side of piss on the floor and dirty washing in background, thanks  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
I can send vulgar messages and dick pics without consequence because its 'expected' of me
Exactly. I see no downside
Check your inbox, sent you a dick pic
Is it meant to look like that?
I can see I'm not going to get to drink any of my tea today without it being spat to other side of room. You're on form. I like it "
This is just me everyday. I’m bloody spectacular |
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"Must be so hard. All that effort and no reward. Are there any upsides?
I can send vulgar messages and dick pics without consequence because its 'expected' of me
Exactly. I see no downside
Check your inbox, sent you a dick pic
Jealous
Would you like a dick pic? Come out the closet and I'll show it to you
Over a toilet bowl and you have a real deal
you want any skid marks with that?
With a side of piss on the floor and dirty washing in background, thanks "
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