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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Watch out ladies apparently one in 10 single men would rather have an iPad 3 than a new partner, according to a poll.
The research found that 11% of bachelors would rather own the popular Apple gadget than gain a new love interest.
And 3% said they would happily leave a current partner if they were rewarded with the tablet device, the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.
So flat and smooth is catching up with big tits on the popularity front!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But was it the highest memory iPad thou, it does make a difference for some. "
They'd best bring out a virtual girlfriend app for the poor sods then 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But was it the highest memory iPad thou, it does make a difference for some. "
It doesn't say! I presumed a 32gb wifi version would have been enough. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But was it the highest memory iPad thou, it does make a difference for some.
They'd best bring out a virtual girlfriend app for the poor sods then
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Or a bigger earphone socket!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.
Out of a population of 66 million? Conclusive proof indeed!  "
But there aren't 66 million in the UK! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"after playing with them all night,can the ipad make you a bacon butty,and a coffee,in the morning,hmmmmm "
No but it won't scream at you to get your arse out of bed to put the bins out or complain about sleeping in the wet patch. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.
Out of a population of 66 million? Conclusive proof indeed!
But there aren't 66 million in the UK! "
Whoops, you're right. 63 million then, give or take. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.
Out of a population of 66 million? Conclusive proof indeed!
But there aren't 66 million in the UK!
Whoops, you're right. 63 million then, give or take."
But there aren't 63 million either! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.
Out of a population of 66 million? Conclusive proof indeed!
But there aren't 66 million in the UK!
Whoops, you're right. 63 million then, give or take.
But there aren't 63 million either! "
What are you on about then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.
Out of a population of 66 million? Conclusive proof indeed!
But there aren't 66 million in the UK!
Whoops, you're right. 63 million then, give or take.
But there aren't 63 million either!
What are you on about then?"
I was on about a poll that was done. People in the UK well there are about 64 mill but only a third of them are adult males between 16 and 70. My ipad told me that! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.
Out of a population of 66 million? Conclusive proof indeed!
But there aren't 66 million in the UK!
Whoops, you're right. 63 million then, give or take.
But there aren't 63 million either!
What are you on about then? I was on about a poll that was done. People in the UK well there are about 64 mill but only a third of them are adult males between 16 and 70. My ipad told me that! "
You posted that the poll was 600 people, not 600 men between 16 and 70. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.
Out of a population of 66 million? Conclusive proof indeed!
But there aren't 66 million in the UK!
Whoops, you're right. 63 million then, give or take.
But there aren't 63 million either!
What are you on about then? I was on about a poll that was done. People in the UK well there are about 64 mill but only a third of them are adult males between 16 and 70. My ipad told me that!
You posted that the poll was 600 people, not 600 men between 16 and 70. "
It was a pole of 600 people i stated that but you were quoting population figures for what reason i dont really grasp on a fun thread. I was correcting you pointing out if you are going to quote numbers its better to have the right numbers!
I don't know if its gone over your head but its not really a serious thread so no need for . I just found it amusing no crime in that surely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right everyone stand up we need a head count to get the figures right
Which head are we superposed to present? "
well you could count as 2 if you want to fiddle the numbers and give us an eyeful at the same time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Right everyone stand up we need a head count to get the figures right
Which head are we superposed to present?
well you could count as 2 if you want to fiddle the numbers and give us an eyeful at the same time "
Naaa i would rather fiddle with other things than numbers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right everyone stand up we need a head count to get the figures right
Which head are we superposed to present?
well you could count as 2 if you want to fiddle the numbers and give us an eyeful at the same time
Naaa i would rather fiddle with other things than numbers! "
well make sure its not ur i-pad m8! 22 stitches and catheter tube!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right everyone stand up we need a head count to get the figures right
Which head are we superposed to present?
well you could count as 2 if you want to fiddle the numbers and give us an eyeful at the same time
Naaa i would rather fiddle with other things than numbers!
well make sure its not ur i-pad m8! 22 stitches and catheter tube!! lol"
He he he it scares me just thinking about it. |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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I wouldn't want to swap anything I have for any i-thingy! If I had an i-pad and tried to fuck it, I'll bet you Apple have made it necessary to take it to the Apple shop to get the spunk out of it! I mean, how embarassing!  |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to swap anything I have for any i-thingy! If I had an i-pad and tried to fuck it, I'll bet you Apple have made it necessary to take it to the Apple shop to get the spunk out of it! I mean, how embarassing!
You would need a pretty good explanation for it leaking white fluid "
Actually, I thought afterwards, I shouldn't even be thinking about shaggin an i-pad!! 
I wonder if I could put it in the dishwasher along with my old USB keyboard? (Yes, I do clean my old keyboard in the dishwasher on a medium cycle, top shelf!  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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and now women can prefere an iphone to a man as you can now get a lovely vibrator-app (37 different vibrator settings and programs) for your mobile! Emergency frustration? Why make a phone call when you can just use your phone hah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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be interesting to know where this research was conducted
i am thinking either :
a) a star wars convention
b) a dr. who convention
c) a comic shop
d) an apple store
e) an adult lego convention |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"be interesting to know where this research was conducted
i am thinking either :
a) a star wars convention
b) a dr. who convention
c) a comic shop
d) an apple store
e) an adult lego convention "
It was conducted outside some sauna club! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Watch out ladies apparently one in 10 single men would rather have an iPad 3 than a new partner, according to a poll.
The research found that 11% of bachelors would rather own the popular Apple gadget than gain a new love interest.
And 3% said they would happily leave a current partner if they were rewarded with the tablet device, the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.
So flat and smooth is catching up with big tits on the popularity front!
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Won't be very popular really amongst men with a penchant for live porn though as Apples don't support flash so can't be used to view cams |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Watch out ladies apparently one in 10 single men would rather have an iPad 3 than a new partner, according to a poll.
The research found that 11% of bachelors would rather own the popular Apple gadget than gain a new love interest.
And 3% said they would happily leave a current partner if they were rewarded with the tablet device, the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.
So flat and smooth is catching up with big tits on the popularity front!
Won't be very popular really amongst men with a penchant for live porn though as Apples don't support flash so can't be used to view cams "
Exactly what i meant...ishite! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.
Out of a population of 66 million? Conclusive proof indeed!
But there aren't 66 million in the UK!
Whoops, you're right. 63 million then, give or take.
But there aren't 63 million either!
What are you on about then?"
Let's just wait until the census results are out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.
Out of a population of 66 million? Conclusive proof indeed!
But there aren't 66 million in the UK!
Whoops, you're right. 63 million then, give or take.
But there aren't 63 million either!
What are you on about then?
Let's just wait until the census results are out."
It never gets everyone there will always be illegals under the radar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.
Out of a population of 66 million? Conclusive proof indeed!
But there aren't 66 million in the UK!
Whoops, you're right. 63 million then, give or take.
But there aren't 63 million either!
What are you on about then?
Let's just wait until the census results are out.
It never gets everyone there will always be illegals under the radar. "
Doesn't matter, They most likely can't afford iPads anyway. |
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