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This place is a man buffet
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It’s great  so much choice, I could have a blonde or a brunette, a short or a tall a big dick or a small but my question is, if you were to describe yourself as buffet/party food what would you be and why?
I’d be a prawn & Mari rose vol au vent because I’m quite fancy and delicious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Those cheese, pickled onion and sausage sticks. But with vegan cheese sausage.
Because it's kinda plain but with a twist, and cruelty free. Like me =)
And some people judge it as soon as they find out it's vegan. Just like in real life  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Breadstick.
Bland boring and no one wants them there
I feel you buddy 
Come and join me in the little glass jar they're put in. Anyone else lads "
I would have said I was a breadstick but with a fucking amazingly spicy dip that explodes in your face like Unicorn jizz
Peach x |
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"Breadstick.
Bland boring and no one wants them there
I feel you buddy
Come and join me in the little glass jar they're put in. Anyone else lads
I would have said I was a breadstick but with a fucking amazingly spicy dip that explodes in your face like Unicorn jizz
Peach x"
That sounds unpleasant to be fair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Breadstick.
Bland boring and no one wants them there
I feel you buddy
Come and join me in the little glass jar they're put in. Anyone else lads
I would have said I was a breadstick but with a fucking amazingly spicy dip that explodes in your face like Unicorn jizz
Peach x
That sounds unpleasant to be fair"
You haven't lived until a unicorn has jizzed in your face Dr
Peach x |
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"Breadstick.
Bland boring and no one wants them there
I feel you buddy
Come and join me in the little glass jar they're put in. Anyone else lads
I would have said I was a breadstick but with a fucking amazingly spicy dip that explodes in your face like Unicorn jizz
Peach x
That sounds unpleasant to be fair
You haven't lived until a unicorn has jizzed in your face Dr
Peach x"
Dont tempt me with not living peach |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're definitely the chocolate fountain!
We are unusually attracting attention for all the wrong reasons, sweet and dirty.
You know that you probably shouldn't go there but come the end everyone does like to have a guilty go and dip something in here or there!
Everyone who has had any to do with us is left all sticky and there is clearly evidence of where we where at any party |
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"I’d be peanuts, because there’s always a load in some bowl somewhere that’s been left alone all buffet and barely touched......
Where’s the violin?"
Never touch the peanuts on a buffet...danger of people not washing their hands after going to the loo and delving back in with germ ridden hands...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A spring roll. Crunchy on the first bite and surprisingly soft on the inside.
The veg makes you think I’m good for you but I’m a naughty treat; have too much of me and you’ll be expected to work hard to use up all my energy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s great so much choice, I could have a blonde or a brunette, a short or a tall a big dick or a small but my question is, if you were to describe yourself as buffet/party food what would you be and why?
I’d be a prawn & Mari rose vol au vent because I’m quite fancy and delicious. "
Man buffet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's that one thing that no one ever eats and there's a plate full of it left untouched at the end of the night? That's me.
I'm assuming that still happens, I haven't been to a party in a long time. |
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"Smoked salmon blinis & champagne 
I've never had blinis but I love slamon"
I’m sure you’d like them Annabelle. Bite size pancakes, tasteless on their own but tasty treats pre warmed with cream cheese and smoked salmon / caviar / pate etc |
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"Smoked salmon blinis & champagne
I've never had blinis but I love slamon
I’m sure you’d like them Annabelle. Bite size pancakes, tasteless on their own but tasty treats pre warmed with cream cheese and smoked salmon / caviar / pate etc"
Sounds really good ..I'd sure give them a go |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Camembert sharing bread with caramelised onion dip, always good to share 
Yum...good call
Do you think we could both share her?? 
No double dipping though
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Oh. Well shall take turns. Get really stuck in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s great so much choice, I could have a blonde or a brunette, a short or a tall a big dick or a small but my question is, if you were to describe yourself as buffet/party food what would you be and why?
I’d be a prawn & Mari rose vol au vent because I’m quite fancy and delicious. "
Are you an eat as much as you like buffet |
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