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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What is the goofiest line you used or you ever heard used to pick up a chick? Clarify if it worked.

My buddy once told a girl,"u might as well call yourself paper cause I'm gonna tear u up!" A few minutes later they left together!

I used Wanna fuck. It worked!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I doubt its anything more than a miss but i would go with... You don't sweat much for a big lass!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is your Dad a thief?"

"Why? Because he stole the stars for my eyes?

"No,Because you look like the bloke who stole my pushbike"

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Shall we go for it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ever fucked a guy with a small cock

The rest is history still together after 20 years

* cReEpS rOunD cRyPt * -l-

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"I doubt its anything more than a miss but i would go with... You don't sweat much for a big lass! "

Grab your coat

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By *ucsparkMan over a year ago

dudley

How about "do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk past again "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'do you sleep on your stomach'?

'no, why'?

'well, can i'?

didnt work!! lol

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By *hinaManMan over a year ago

Twickenham

The funniest one that I have heard is when I was on a night out. Sadly I did not pull but I left with my dignity intact unlike the lad who said the following,

"Do you have pet insurance?" *girl stares back blankly* "Because I am going to destroy your pussy tonight!"

Needless to say the girl was not amused!

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