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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
I got a message from a woman a few days back which said just: "How are you?" ... nothing else, just that.
"Umm yeah, fine thanks." I thought it was only blokes who sent that sort of thing.  |
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over a year ago
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"I got a message from a woman a few days back which said just: "How are you?" ... nothing else, just that.
"Umm yeah, fine thanks." I thought it was only blokes who sent that sort of thing. "
When are you meeting her?  |
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"I got a message from a woman a few days back which said just: "How are you?" ... nothing else, just that.
"Umm yeah, fine thanks." I thought it was only blokes who sent that sort of thing. "
How else are you ment to open a convo haha, i get opening c*oke haha |
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"I got a message from a woman a few days back which said just: "How are you?" ... nothing else, just that.
"Umm yeah, fine thanks." I thought it was only blokes who sent that sort of thing. "
Girls are the worst. I just got "hi" the other day. Nothing more. Actually pisses me off how men have to write the most interesting SA and girls still get away with hi, or how are you  |
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I think the weirdest one I had before I blocked Single Males was.
"Can I put my balls in your mouth and then jizz on your forehead"
I was absolutely shocked at the audacity and it was directly after that I changed my settings. |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"I got a message from a woman a few days back which said just: "How are you?" ... nothing else, just that.
"Umm yeah, fine thanks." I thought it was only blokes who sent that sort of thing.
When are you meeting her? "
Not - turned out she thought I was someone else. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a message from a woman a few days back which said just: "How are you?" ... nothing else, just that.
"Umm yeah, fine thanks." I thought it was only blokes who sent that sort of thing.
When are you meeting her?
Not - turned out she thought I was someone else. "
What?.... your a hot guy xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to fuck you until you're raw
Did you correct him that the correct term when ordering a steak is rare not raw? "
I think he would like both red & bleeding |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"I got a message from a woman a few days back which said just: "How are you?" ... nothing else, just that.
"Umm yeah, fine thanks." I thought it was only blokes who sent that sort of thing.
When are you meeting her?
Not - turned out she thought I was someone else.
What?.... your a hot guy xx"
Aww thanks  ..and you're a hot lady.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got offered to spunk and run from a town not far from me
"Hey, horny? Meet me (....) just turn up say nothing and blow your load in my mouth"
Still waiting on the female version of that offer lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh wait, there was this one time when a beautiful you lady, out of the blue, messaged me saying she wanted to shag my ass with a screw driver  "
Definitely a bloke |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh wait, there was this one time when a beautiful you lady, out of the blue, messaged me saying she wanted to shag my ass with a screw driver
Definitely a bloke "
If so he's chosen the wrong tool to tighten my nuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh wait, there was this one time when a beautiful you lady, out of the blue, messaged me saying she wanted to shag my ass with a screw driver
Definitely a bloke "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got a message from a woman a few days back which said just: "How are you?" ... nothing else, just that.
"Umm yeah, fine thanks." I thought it was only blokes who sent that sort of thing.
Girls are the worst. I just got "hi" the other day. Nothing more. Actually pisses me off how men have to write the most interesting SA and girls still get away with hi, or how are you "
They only get away with it if you engage thereafter |
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"‘I’d crawl over glass to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked your so I could taste your pussy’
Jesus "
This is a famous Jimmy Carr  line. Good one tbf
I had a hey how are you, the other day. Replied straight away...still unread  |
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"My weirdest involved peanut butter and a non-human tongue  . "
This is more commonly enjoyed than you think I reckon hahahaha
I may or may not have seen several videos on 4chan some years ago of women indulging in this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All from guys.....
HOT c***meat fuck! Time to chat?x
Can I get you pregnant?
Hi would you fist me and use me as a toilet please?
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Donkeys years ago I had a guy mention scat. At that I only knew of the music .
I've also had one re pregnancy. Thankfully those days are almost behind me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a woman message me with hi. I viewed her profile, liked what she said and how she looked so replied back with a little paragraph stating as much. Never heard from her again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will you use me as a toilet... not a question :-/
I've had that one just gross "
Baffles me.... it’s bad enough when your aground who’s sleeping on the wet patch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will you use me as a toilet... not a question :-/
I've had that one just gross
Baffles me.... it’s bad enough when your aground who’s sleeping on the wet patch "
Arguing* can tell I’ve just woke up |
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