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The late late nocturnal thread Tuesday night
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
Hola amigos!
What have you been up to this evening?
Watching Netflix?, working?, Perving or just chilling out and browsing the forum?
What ever it is why not stop by and say hello on Tuesday nights nocturnal thread.
Newbies and lurkers are very welcome so don't be shy come and say hi....  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Alreeeeeet Ash, I've just had one of ma homemade curries and am watching utter garbage on tv "
Goooooooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeeening Ace.....what kind of curry did you make?...
I just finished watching Silent Witness... |
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"Evening Ash, evening future posters
Good evening Northants and congrats on being tonights first poster!....
your prize is a packet of chocolate hob nobs......"
Thank you so much! Would anyone like one? |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Evening Ash, evening future posters
Good evening Northants and congrats on being tonights first poster!....
your prize is a packet of chocolate hob nobs......
Thank you so much! Would anyone like one?"
Your're very welcome...Can i have 4 please?...  |
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"Alreeeeeet Ash, I've just had one of ma homemade curries and am watching utter garbage on tv
Goooooooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeeening Ace.....what kind of curry did you make?...
I just finished watching Silent Witness... "
It was a Rogan Josh, I'm trying to eat most things in ma freezer cos it needs defrosting |
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over a year ago
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"Evening Ash, evening future posters
Good evening Northants and congrats on being tonights first poster!....
your prize is a packet of chocolate hob nobs......
Thank you so much! Would anyone like one?
Your're very welcome...Can i have 4 please?... "
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"Evening Ash, evening future posters
Good evening Northants and congrats on being tonights first poster!....
your prize is a packet of chocolate hob nobs......
Thank you so much! Would anyone like one?
Your're very welcome...Can i have 4 please?... "
Of course, I will share everything... I mean my hobnobs with you |
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"Evening Ash, evening future posters
Good evening Northants and congrats on being tonights first poster!....
your prize is a packet of chocolate hob nobs......
Thank you so much! Would anyone like one?
Your're very welcome...Can i have 4 please?...
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You can't have any though  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Alreeeeeet Ash, I've just had one of ma homemade curries and am watching utter garbage on tv
Goooooooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeeening Ace.....what kind of curry did you make?...
I just finished watching Silent Witness...
It was a Rogan Josh, I'm trying to eat most things in ma freezer cos it needs defrosting "
I'm trying to do the same... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Ash, evening future posters
Good evening Northants and congrats on being tonights first poster!....
your prize is a packet of chocolate hob nobs......
Thank you so much! Would anyone like one?
Your're very welcome...Can i have 4 please?...
You can't have any though "
I don't you hobnobs anyway! |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
Good Eeeevening Ash.
How are you tonight?
My 1st shift on, after hotel closed for 6 days. Didn't sleep well today, as new Fire alarm system completed, but all of it had to be tested, over & over again!
Your usual drinkie? |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Evening Ash, evening future posters
Good evening Northants and congrats on being tonights first poster!....
your prize is a packet of chocolate hob nobs......
Thank you so much! Would anyone like one?
Your're very welcome...Can i have 4 please?...
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Oh Oh..The rolling eyes again!... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Evening Ash, evening future posters
Good evening Northants and congrats on being tonights first poster!....
your prize is a packet of chocolate hob nobs......
Thank you so much! Would anyone like one?
Your're very welcome...Can i have 4 please?...
Of course, I will share everything... I mean my hobnobs with you "
I knew you were the sharing kind of guy... |
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"Evening Ash, evening future posters
Good evening Northants and congrats on being tonights first poster!....
your prize is a packet of chocolate hob nobs......
Thank you so much! Would anyone like one?
Your're very welcome...Can i have 4 please?...
Of course, I will share everything... I mean my hobnobs with you
I knew you were the sharing kind of guy..."
I absolutely am, sharing is caring  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening all, hope youve all had a good day ive spent my evening planning which clubs to visit in the coming months. Any recommendations are greatly appreciated "
Good evening Moreno....I hope you manage to get some recommendations.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good Eeeevening Ash.
How are you tonight?
My 1st shift on, after hotel closed for 6 days. Didn't sleep well today, as new Fire alarm system completed, but all of it had to be tested, over & over again!
Your usual drinkie?"
Good evening Iain......I hope you dont hear any more fire alarms tonight!...
I'd love a brandy and cola thank you... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Squash training followed by a few deserved beers for me! Enjoying a quick dip in the hot tub before bed. Going to be a sore boy tomorrow. "
Good evening Curious.....I wish i had a hot tub!....I hope you're not too sore tomorrow.... |
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"Good evening all, hope youve all had a good day ive spent my evening planning which clubs to visit in the coming months. Any recommendations are greatly appreciated
Good evening Moreno....I hope you manage to get some recommendations.... "
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hello, been a long time I've engaged a late at night thread but hey-hoo I'm here, xx "
Good evening Doc and welcome back again to the late thread....we chat about all sorts of nonsense on here so do visit again... |
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"Squash training followed by a few deserved beers for me! Enjoying a quick dip in the hot tub before bed. Going to be a sore boy tomorrow.
Good evening Curious.....I wish i had a hot tub!....I hope you're not too sore tomorrow...."
Oh no, I hope I'm ridiculously sore. Makes it worth all the effort
Can't run around a tiny space sweating and swearing like an idiot unless there's something to show for it!
Hope your evening has been good! |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Good Eeeevening Ash.
How are you tonight?
My 1st shift on, after hotel closed for 6 days. Didn't sleep well today, as new Fire alarm system completed, but all of it had to be tested, over & over again!
Your usual drinkie?
Good evening Iain......I hope you dont hear any more fire alarms tonight!...
I'd love a brandy and cola thank you..."
The system we had was 14 years old, susceptible to age driven faults etc, but this new one has, due to installation, won't sound off as easily, as there are more built in safeguards. Also, it's easier to operate.
B&C on it's way. Dead here tonight with only 6 in house. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Helloooooooo
How is everyone tonight?
Good evening to you MrJ....
What have you been up to tonight?"
I worked until 8:30,was home by 9:30,i jumped into bed and was then seduced by fab whilst listening to music.
How about yourself good sir? |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Squash training followed by a few deserved beers for me! Enjoying a quick dip in the hot tub before bed. Going to be a sore boy tomorrow.
Good evening Curious.....I wish i had a hot tub!....I hope you're not too sore tomorrow....
Oh no, I hope I'm ridiculously sore. Makes it worth all the effort
Can't run around a tiny space sweating and swearing like an idiot unless there's something to show for it!
Hope your evening has been good! "
I often swear when I'm on the London underground!....
Its been a nice relaxing evening thank you... |
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"Squash training followed by a few deserved beers for me! Enjoying a quick dip in the hot tub before bed. Going to be a sore boy tomorrow.
Good evening Curious.....I wish i had a hot tub!....I hope you're not too sore tomorrow....
Oh no, I hope I'm ridiculously sore. Makes it worth all the effort
Can't run around a tiny space sweating and swearing like an idiot unless there's something to show for it!
Hope your evening has been good!
I often swear when I'm on the London underground!....
Its been a nice relaxing evening thank you... "
Oh? I thought it was Londoner decorum to stay silent and stare at the ground  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good Eeeevening Ash.
How are you tonight?
My 1st shift on, after hotel closed for 6 days. Didn't sleep well today, as new Fire alarm system completed, but all of it had to be tested, over & over again!
Your usual drinkie?
Good evening Iain......I hope you dont hear any more fire alarms tonight!...
I'd love a brandy and cola thank you...
The system we had was 14 years old, susceptible to age driven faults etc, but this new one has, due to installation, won't sound off as easily, as there are more built in safeguards. Also, it's easier to operate.
B&C on it's way. Dead here tonight with only 6 in house."
Its always that way in January....Thanks for the drink... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Helloooooooo
How is everyone tonight?
Good evening to you MrJ....
What have you been up to tonight?
I worked until 8:30,was home by 9:30,i jumped into bed and was then seduced by fab whilst listening to music.
How about yourself good sir? "
I have had a relaxing evening just watching a bit of TV and having a chat with my gorgeous lady Lorna..... |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Good Eeeevening Ash.
How are you tonight?
My 1st shift on, after hotel closed for 6 days. Didn't sleep well today, as new Fire alarm system completed, but all of it had to be tested, over & over again!
Your usual drinkie?
Good evening Iain......I hope you dont hear any more fire alarms tonight!...
I'd love a brandy and cola thank you...
The system we had was 14 years old, susceptible to age driven faults etc, but this new one has, due to installation, won't sound off as easily, as there are more built in safeguards. Also, it's easier to operate.
B&C on it's way. Dead here tonight with only 6 in house.
Its always that way in January.... "
Not always. This time last year, we were fully booked. Our regular Corporate business clients are all back next week, and it's looking good throughout this month already. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Helloooooooo
How is everyone tonight?
Good evening to you MrJ....
What have you been up to tonight?
I worked until 8:30,was home by 9:30,i jumped into bed and was then seduced by fab whilst listening to music.
How about yourself good sir?
I have had a relaxing evening just watching a bit of TV and having a chat with my gorgeous lady Lorna..... "
Lady Lorna suits me. Don't you think. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hello SantAsh et al! Ash, why haven't you changed your name yet? In ten days I get to see you!"
Gooooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeening Meli....
I'm currently deciding on my new username.....
I'm thinking about going for Hot Ash!
were forward to seeing you soon also in 10 days time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Helloooooooo
How is everyone tonight?
Good evening to you MrJ....
What have you been up to tonight?
I worked until 8:30,was home by 9:30,i jumped into bed and was then seduced by fab whilst listening to music.
How about yourself good sir?
I have had a relaxing evening just watching a bit of TV and having a chat with my gorgeous lady Lorna.....
Lady Lorna suits me. Don't you think. "
I do concur |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Evening Everyone, (almost morning)
Lurking at the mo...
Was up late fixing my bike as the bastard broke down on me on the way home today. In the pouring rain too.
All fixed now. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Helloooooooo
How is everyone tonight?
Good evening to you MrJ....
What have you been up to tonight?
I worked until 8:30,was home by 9:30,i jumped into bed and was then seduced by fab whilst listening to music.
How about yourself good sir?
I have had a relaxing evening just watching a bit of TV and having a chat with my gorgeous lady Lorna.....
Lady Lorna suits me. Don't you think. "
Superbly so, but don't go all posh with us! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Helloooooooo
How is everyone tonight?
Good evening to you MrJ....
What have you been up to tonight?
I worked until 8:30,was home by 9:30,i jumped into bed and was then seduced by fab whilst listening to music.
How about yourself good sir?
I have had a relaxing evening just watching a bit of TV and having a chat with my gorgeous lady Lorna.....
Lady Lorna suits me. Don't you think.
Superbly so, but don't go all posh with us! "
Oh I'm proper posh me. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Squash training followed by a few deserved beers for me! Enjoying a quick dip in the hot tub before bed. Going to be a sore boy tomorrow.
Good evening Curious.....I wish i had a hot tub!....I hope you're not too sore tomorrow....
Oh no, I hope I'm ridiculously sore. Makes it worth all the effort
Can't run around a tiny space sweating and swearing like an idiot unless there's something to show for it!
Hope your evening has been good!
I often swear when I'm on the London underground!....
Its been a nice relaxing evening thank you...
Oh? I thought it was Londoner decorum to stay silent and stare at the ground "
I often ask other tube passengers random questions like what music are you listening to?!.... |
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"Squash training followed by a few deserved beers for me! Enjoying a quick dip in the hot tub before bed. Going to be a sore boy tomorrow.
Good evening Curious.....I wish i had a hot tub!....I hope you're not too sore tomorrow....
Oh no, I hope I'm ridiculously sore. Makes it worth all the effort
Can't run around a tiny space sweating and swearing like an idiot unless there's something to show for it!
Hope your evening has been good!
I often swear when I'm on the London underground!....
Its been a nice relaxing evening thank you...
Oh? I thought it was Londoner decorum to stay silent and stare at the ground
I often ask other tube passengers random questions like what music are you listening to?!.... "
There's a special place in hell you you, you know that right |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Evening Everyone, (almost morning)
Lurking at the mo...
Was up late fixing my bike as the bastard broke down on me on the way home today. In the pouring rain too.
All fixed now."
Good evening Biker...well done on getting your bike fixed..I hope it doesn't rain tomorrow..... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Squash training followed by a few deserved beers for me! Enjoying a quick dip in the hot tub before bed. Going to be a sore boy tomorrow.
Good evening Curious.....I wish i had a hot tub!....I hope you're not too sore tomorrow....
Oh no, I hope I'm ridiculously sore. Makes it worth all the effort
Can't run around a tiny space sweating and swearing like an idiot unless there's something to show for it!
Hope your evening has been good!
I often swear when I'm on the London underground!....
Its been a nice relaxing evening thank you...
Oh? I thought it was Londoner decorum to stay silent and stare at the ground
I often ask other tube passengers random questions like what music are you listening to?!....
There's a special place in hell you you, you know that right "
I just hope i can still ride on the underground!... |
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"Squash training followed by a few deserved beers for me! Enjoying a quick dip in the hot tub before bed. Going to be a sore boy tomorrow.
Good evening Curious.....I wish i had a hot tub!....I hope you're not too sore tomorrow....
Oh no, I hope I'm ridiculously sore. Makes it worth all the effort
Can't run around a tiny space sweating and swearing like an idiot unless there's something to show for it!
Hope your evening has been good!
I often swear when I'm on the London underground!....
Its been a nice relaxing evening thank you...
Oh? I thought it was Londoner decorum to stay silent and stare at the ground
I often ask other tube passengers random questions like what music are you listening to?!....
There's a special place in hell you you, you know that right
I just hope i can still ride on the underground!... "
It's OK they even let the strange ones on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Evening Everyone, (almost morning)
Lurking at the mo...
Was up late fixing my bike as the bastard broke down on me on the way home today. In the pouring rain too.
All fixed now.
Good evening Biker...well done on getting your bike fixed..I hope it doesn't rain tomorrow..... "
Thanks Ash
Chances are the sunrise will be beautiful over the ocean, making me happy to be alive and the dark ride home cold and wet making me swear like a sailor! |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Squash training followed by a few deserved beers for me! Enjoying a quick dip in the hot tub before bed. Going to be a sore boy tomorrow.
Good evening Curious.....I wish i had a hot tub!....I hope you're not too sore tomorrow....
Oh no, I hope I'm ridiculously sore. Makes it worth all the effort
Can't run around a tiny space sweating and swearing like an idiot unless there's something to show for it!
Hope your evening has been good!
I often swear when I'm on the London underground!....
Its been a nice relaxing evening thank you...
Oh? I thought it was Londoner decorum to stay silent and stare at the ground
I often ask other tube passengers random questions like what music are you listening to?!....
There's a special place in hell you you, you know that right
I just hope i can still ride on the underground!...
It's OK they even let the strange ones on. "
I should fit right in then!.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It will soon be the midnight hour....
Any other night owls still up?....Why not stop by and say hello!.....
I'm up!
I knew i could rely on you.... "
Always  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi all!
Hi Lorna
Fancy a churro.
I would love a churro! Have you tried the Aldi ones  "
What... What!
I didnt know Aldi sell cherros.
Ash are you reading this. |
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"Hi all!
Hi Lorna
Fancy a churro.
I would love a churro! Have you tried the Aldi ones
What... What!
I didnt know Aldi sell cherros.
Ash are you reading this. "
Freezer section! They’re SO GOOD! |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hi all!
Hi Lorna
Fancy a churro.
I would love a churro! Have you tried the Aldi ones
What... What!
I didnt know Aldi sell cherros.
Ash are you reading this. "
I'm going to Aldi tomorrow!..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi all!
Hi Lorna
Fancy a churro.
I would love a churro! Have you tried the Aldi ones
What... What!
I didnt know Aldi sell cherros.
Ash are you reading this.
Freezer section! They’re SO GOOD! "
I need to check these out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Up and can’t sleep here! Sure I will be nicely distracted soon though
And what might these destructions be sir"
Just perking the lovely ladies of fab. Wish it was something more exciting! |
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over a year ago
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"Up and can’t sleep here! Sure I will be nicely distracted soon though
And what might these destructions be sir
Just perking the lovely ladies of fab. Wish it was something more exciting!"
Or is that perving, damn autocorrect |
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over a year ago
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"Up and can’t sleep here! Sure I will be nicely distracted soon though
And what might these destructions be sir
Just perking the lovely ladies of fab. Wish it was something more exciting!
Or is that perving, damn autocorrect "
Autocorrect can be a pain but sometimes with hilarious results. |
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"Up and can’t sleep here! Sure I will be nicely distracted soon though
And what might these destructions be sir
Just perking the lovely ladies of fab. Wish it was something more exciting!
Or is that perving, damn autocorrect "
There are many |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Up and can’t sleep here! Sure I will be nicely distracted soon though
And what might these destructions be sir
Just perking the lovely ladies of fab. Wish it was something more exciting!
Or is that perving, damn autocorrect
Autocorrect can be a pain but sometimes with hilarious results. "
Having said that, there are a few I would like to perk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still awake here
I am outdoing my usual 2/3 am tonight, another hour and people will be getting up for work"
Normally I'm out by 2,not sure what's happened tonight |
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Hi all im craig
Only foumd out aboyt this forum stuff tonight and tryin to get my head around it still but aint goin to well drink and phones dont go lol, so any tips and advice be grateful big time |
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"Hi all im craig
Only foumd out aboyt this forum stuff tonight and tryin to get my head around it still but aint goin to well drink and phones dont go lol, so any tips and advice be grateful big time "
Hello and welcome to the forums.
The only advice I have is...
Be yourself. |
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"Hi all im craig
Only foumd out aboyt this forum stuff tonight and tryin to get my head around it still but aint goin to well drink and phones dont go lol, so any tips and advice be grateful big time
Hello and welcome to the forums.
The only advice I have is...
Be yourself. "
Yes, welcome, enjoy, get involved and as the lady said, be yourself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks im always honest from start and always nyself just easier and less hassle than lying and end up looking a twat like alot people do and are fake as hell, x"
The only thing I fake is an orgasm |
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"Thanks im always honest from start and always nyself just easier and less hassle than lying and end up looking a twat like alot people do and are fake as hell, x"
am i ment reply +quote or reply in forum bye tge way lol
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"Thanks im always honest from start and always nyself just easier and less hassle than lying and end up looking a twat like alot people do and are fake as hell, x
The only thing I fake is an orgasm "
That is impressive, I dont even know how women do it, I am shit at acting lol |
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"Thanks im always honest from start and always nyself just easier and less hassle than lying and end up looking a twat like alot people do and are fake as hell, x
The only thing I fake is an orgasm
That is impressive, I dont even know how women do it, I am shit at acting lol"
I pull a face and grunt, it's quite effective  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thanks im always honest from start and always nyself just easier and less hassle than lying and end up looking a twat like alot people do and are fake as hell, x
The only thing I fake is an orgasm "
At least you’re honest about faking it. I always keep a jar of squirty mayo around so I can get away with it and keep it a secret |
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"Thanks im always honest from start and always nyself just easier and less hassle than lying and end up looking a twat like alot people do and are fake as hell, x
The only thing I fake is an orgasm "
Impressive |
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"Thanks im always honest from start and always nyself just easier and less hassle than lying and end up looking a twat like alot people do and are fake as hell, x
The only thing I fake is an orgasm
At least you’re honest about faking it. I always keep a jar of squirty mayo around so I can get away with it and keep it a secret "
I use the squirt bottles, more impactful |
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"Thanks im always honest from start and always nyself just easier and less hassle than lying and end up looking a twat like alot people do and are fake as hell, x
The only thing I fake is an orgasm
At least you’re honest about faking it. I always keep a jar of squirty mayo around so I can get away with it and keep it a secret
I use the squirt bottles, more impactful "
That’s what I meant. My 4am brain hadn’t fully connected!! It does create a great effect and if you can slip a baguette between her boobs first you both get a tasty snack after |
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"Thanks im always honest from start and always nyself just easier and less hassle than lying and end up looking a twat like alot people do and are fake as hell, x
The only thing I fake is an orgasm
At least you’re honest about faking it. I always keep a jar of squirty mayo around so I can get away with it and keep it a secret
I use the squirt bottles, more impactful
That’s what I meant. My 4am brain hadn’t fully connected!! It does create a great effect and if you can slip a baguette between her boobs first you both get a tasty snack after "
A baguette is too big, usually its a pickle  |
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"Thanks im always honest from start and always nyself just easier and less hassle than lying and end up looking a twat like alot people do and are fake as hell, x
The only thing I fake is an orgasm
At least you’re honest about faking it. I always keep a jar of squirty mayo around so I can get away with it and keep it a secret
I use the squirt bottles, more impactful
That’s what I meant. My 4am brain hadn’t fully connected!! It does create a great effect and if you can slip a baguette between her boobs first you both get a tasty snack after
A baguette is too big, usually its a pickle "
Depends on the boobs! I do loves good pickle though |
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