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Men are from Mars, woman are from venus.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't have a rocket ship  "
You can share mine, no that won't work. A woman would never show the initiative to message a man first. even if it was only to use his rocket ship, I'm actually an Intergalactic traveller from another dimension |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't have a rocket ship
That's all right, I hear Venus a tad too warm anyway!  "
Yes but Venus rhymes with penis so it's their natural Instinct to flock towards it. Like a fly to a light. or fly to shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im off to venus 
I'm coming to, somebody told me there's a load of orgasms there and I need to know what the fuck that is! "
sorry they were talking about me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im off to venus
I'm coming to, somebody told me there's a load of orgasms there and I need to know what the fuck that is! sorry they were talking about me "
TAKEE MEEE TOO YOU'RE LEADURRRR |
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"I don't have a rocket ship
You can share mine, no that won't work. A woman would never show the initiative to message a man first. even if it was only to use his rocket ship, I'm actually an Intergalactic traveller from another dimension"
So those of us that have messaged first?
That has asked for coffee meets.
That don't have a rocket ship???
I actually don't like flying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this where the tvs, ts live? "
no, TVs live on the moon, those from Vega are the Vegans of course. Coming to our planet and eating our plants, they should all go home. I expect them all to be deported after brexit, bloody aliens  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Misread instructions, got my penis stuck in a ceiling fan."
I done something simular once, I was showing my ex the helicopter. It generated such velocity, the gravitational pull. Forced her towards me like a whirlpool, she got dick slapped 200 times in half a second |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this where the tvs, ts live?
no, TVs live on the moon, those from Vega are the Vegans of course. Coming to our planet and eating our plants, they should all go home. I expect them all to be deported after brexit, bloody aliens "
Oh we're only really talking about gender here, not really life choices. But you're more than welcome regardless. The moon tends to cause lunacy stay away from that place |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh we're only really talking about gender here, not really life choices. But you're more than welcome regardless. The moon tends to cause lunacy stay away from that place"
Ah, ok sod the Vegans then. personally I've never been near the moon, it being made of green cheese
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Oh we're only really talking about gender here, not really life choices. But you're more than welcome regardless. The moon tends to cause lunacy stay away from that place
Ah, ok sod the Vegans then. personally I've never been near the moon, it being made of green cheese
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Crikey If by moon you mean code name for Cock, then you need to tell them to get that checked out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll,get lost, I’m directionally clueless 
Stick with my directions are shithot. I got an A in chemistry "
So did I, me and you would get on like fuel carbon and hydrogen. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So who fancies a Mars bar 
Milky way for me my friend!
Light weight "
Right that's it, challenge you to a duel on Guard. Mars bar and Milky Way at the ready. we shall Cross Swords at your own wrath. First one to get a floppy, or broken bar loses. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll,get lost, I’m directionally clueless
Stick with my directions are shithot. I got an A in chemistry
So did I, me and you would get on like fuel carbon and hydrogen. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll,get lost, I’m directionally clueless
Stick with my directions are shithot. I got an A in chemistry
So did I, me and you would get on like fuel carbon and hydrogen.
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Joking my grades at school where laughable, you'd never let me date your daughter. |
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