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You know you're middle-aged.......
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you know your middle aged..
when you still have all your music on compact discs 
and if you have videos or cassette tapes and records - god help ya  "
That means we're fooked
We still have all them old fuddy duddy doo dads and that tinterweb thingy, plus slippers and stuff like that and we're still in our 30's....just!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm just glad that Top of The Pops isn't on any more so I can't sit and moan about all the rubbish music about these days, like my Mum did when I was young lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i was at chams friday night and there was this 'kid' there, i had to ask him how old he was as he didnt look old enough to be in a swingers club.....soon as i did it i though, god i feel old |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just glad that Top of The Pops isn't on any more so I can't sit and moan about all the rubbish music about these days, like my Mum did when I was young lol "
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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I felt old today when i started talking about the oil crisis of the early 1970's but then it got really bad when I spoke about the coal strike of the 1980's and they still looked at me blankly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you own your own paint stirring stick - and you have a toolbox to keep it in..."
Thats not middle aged - thats normal ..
everyone has a paint stick - ffs
dont we folks !!!
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Billy Connelly said you know when you old when you feel the need to
1. Never turn down a chance of a wee
2. Never waste a stiffy even if you are on your own.
3. Never trust a fart
4, If left in a room alone with a tea cosy you have to try it on.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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...and the big white £5 notes....
...and London Trolley buses.....
...and when people doffed their caps when a funeral passed....
...and policemen and AA men saluted...
...and no those are old age .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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our youngest son asked if my hair colour was a mid life crisis i replied too right if i've gotta be middle aged then i'm having a right good crisis to go with it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When morning glory becomes lunchtime glory
So when does it become a knickerbocker glory 
If I start crossdressing 
IF?"
My therapist say's I have moved on now, do you want your girdle back ? |
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"When morning glory becomes lunchtime glory
So when does it become a knickerbocker glory
If I start crossdressing
IF?
My therapist say's I have moved on now, do you want your girdle back ?"
Hell I forgot I let you borrow it. Nah, you'll have stretched it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When morning glory becomes lunchtime glory
So when does it become a knickerbocker glory
If I start crossdressing
IF?
My therapist say's I have moved on now, do you want your girdle back ?
Hell I forgot I let you borrow it. Nah, you'll have stretched it "
Phew good there are 4 immigrants sleeping in it now |
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"When morning glory becomes lunchtime glory
So when does it become a knickerbocker glory
If I start crossdressing
IF?
My therapist say's I have moved on now, do you want your girdle back ?
Hell I forgot I let you borrow it. Nah, you'll have stretched it
Phew good there are 4 immigrants sleeping in it now "
Split the rent with you then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When morning glory becomes lunchtime glory
So when does it become a knickerbocker glory
If I start crossdressing
IF?
My therapist say's I have moved on now, do you want your girdle back ?
Hell I forgot I let you borrow it. Nah, you'll have stretched it
Phew good there are 4 immigrants sleeping in it now
Split the rent with you then?"
Sorry, no speaka de engrish |
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"When morning glory becomes lunchtime glory
So when does it become a knickerbocker glory
If I start crossdressing
IF?
My therapist say's I have moved on now, do you want your girdle back ?
Hell I forgot I let you borrow it. Nah, you'll have stretched it
Phew good there are 4 immigrants sleeping in it now
Split the rent with you then?
Sorry, no speaka de engrish "
You wanna fucky fucky??? |
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"When you stop criticising the older generation and start criticising the younger.....
Never a truer word spoken!!
Also when you start noticing that the music is too loud. "
was at a swing social not long ago, and asked them to turn the music down lol |
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