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over a year ago
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"Ladies between 20 and 30 miles away from me, just letting you know I've increased my search area
Expect dick pics shortly 
Uh oh poor lasses, at least they had warning  "
Won't be long before I'm searching a 140 mile radius  |
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I wouldnt have thought that a 2019 Forum Award Winner would have to widen his search .
Surely you have multiple women fawning over your very existence, and fanning you whilst feeding you grapes in a hot tub ?? |
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"Ladies between 20 and 30 miles away from me, just letting you know I've increased my search area
Expect dick pics shortly
Uh oh poor lasses, at least they had warning
Won't be long before I'm searching a 140 mile radius "
Then the whole country will really be your oyster  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good job you're 180 miles from me, OP "
Dont start playing that game. If I get one more message off you begging for a penis portrait, i'm blocking you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I wouldnt have thought that a 2019 Forum Award Winner would have to widen his search .
Surely you have multiple women fawning over your very existence, and fanning you whilst feeding you grapes in a hot tub ??"
I think its intimidating for women to be with a man with such accolades |
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"I wouldnt have thought that a 2019 Forum Award Winner would have to widen his search .
Surely you have multiple women fawning over your very existence, and fanning you whilst feeding you grapes in a hot tub ??
I think its intimidating for women to be with a man with such accolades "
Ah yes that'll be why .
Add a touch of class when they visit by displaying the award prominently on your mantelpiece |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good job you're 180 miles from me, OP
Dont start playing that game. If I get one more message off you begging for a penis portrait, i'm blocking you!"
I'll shut up now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wouldnt have thought that a 2019 Forum Award Winner would have to widen his search .
Surely you have multiple women fawning over your very existence, and fanning you whilst feeding you grapes in a hot tub ??
I think its intimidating for women to be with a man with such accolades Ah yes that'll be why .
Add a touch of class when they visit by displaying the award prominently on your mantelpiece "
I wear them round my neck at all times |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on op forum winner you must have loads of bodacious horny women oozing out of your mail box foaming at the chuff ?? "
You'd think so but no.
Apparently its only men who find it attractive |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"  skimmed that one being 40 miles haha
I'll travel 40 miles but you're paying for half the fuel
PM your address please
Yeah im right on that  "
 i have high hopes on this one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Come on op forum winner you must have loads of bodacious horny women oozing out of your mail box foaming at the chuff ??
You'd think so but no.
Apparently its only men who find it attractive"
Oh that’s no ffing good that then ! Years of training for what !!! An award that bring no chuff !!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"At least it ain’t a butt hurt post this one but could be if op gets a pegging
My arse is a one way street 
‘It’s the only way -out "
Nothing in, always out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It is winter tho op most of the tidy chuff has hibernated for the forseable
You had the flurry around crimbo now it’s mid winter very few tidy chuff about lol
Roll on June I say |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It is winter tho op most of the tidy chuff has hibernated for the forseable
You had the flurry around crimbo now it’s mid winter very few tidy chuff about lol
Roll on June I say "
Thats true. and the ones available will probably be wearing their winter coats as well |
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