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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wouldn't be nice if I could drop my body at the gym and pick it up later when its ready.
I was getting to a place where I was happy with how I looked and then bang, car crash, whiplash, then christmas, then new year. And now here I am, sat at my desk feeling like Jabba the Hutt.
Woe is me |
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"Wouldn't be nice if I could drop my body at the gym and pick it up later when its ready.
I was getting to a place where I was happy with how I looked and then bang, car crash, whiplash, then christmas, then new year. And now here I am, sat at my desk feeling like Jabba the Hutt.
Woe is me "
You seem pretty depressed today for a 2019 forum winner |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wouldn't be nice if I could drop my body at the gym and pick it up later when its ready.
I was getting to a place where I was happy with how I looked and then bang, car crash, whiplash, then christmas, then new year. And now here I am, sat at my desk feeling like Jabba the Hutt.
Woe is me
You seem pretty depressed today for a 2019 forum winner "
I'm going for the Most Negative Forumite of 2020 now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a shag? You can go on top, get a bit of exercise.
Just don't look at my wobbly bits please"
I'll close my eyes and keep my hands to myself if it helps? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Fancy a shag? You can go on top, get a bit of exercise.
Just don't look at my wobbly bits please
I'll close my eyes and keep my hands to myself if it helps? "
Yes please, I'm sensitive right now.
I will allow you spit on me and tell im disgusting though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fancy a shag? You can go on top, get a bit of exercise.
Just don't look at my wobbly bits please
Your gonads
I can't even see them anymore
What you been eating?"
Everything my love. Absolutely everything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I ride your wobbly bits like a cowgirl on a giant jelly PoF? I can't guarantee that I won't be sinking my teeth in if you taste like strawberry jelly
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I ride your wobbly bits like a cowgirl on a giant jelly PoF? I can't guarantee that I won't be sinking my teeth in if you taste like strawberry jelly
Peach x"
*sigh* sure
Just keep your eyes closed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m the same only it’s the stress from the last 3 years that made me put on weight as I was using ‘bad’ foods to cheer myself up. I’ve actually lost weight over Xmas and gonna make an effort this year to get back in shape. |
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"I’m the same only it’s the stress from the last 3 years that made me put on weight as I was using ‘bad’ foods to cheer myself up. I’ve actually lost weight over Xmas and gonna make an effort this year to get back in shape. "
I'm going to push myself harder then ever before
I'm going Amsterdam in May and I'm aiming for then to have visible defined abs
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a shag? You can go on top, get a bit of exercise.
Just don't look at my wobbly bits please
I'll close my eyes and keep my hands to myself if it helps?
Yes please, I'm sensitive right now.
I will allow you spit on me and tell im disgusting though"
I could call you piggy and make squealing noises at you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fancy a shag? You can go on top, get a bit of exercise.
Just don't look at my wobbly bits please
I'll close my eyes and keep my hands to myself if it helps?
Yes please, I'm sensitive right now.
I will allow you spit on me and tell im disgusting though
I could call you piggy and make squealing noises at you? "
Love you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a shag? You can go on top, get a bit of exercise.
Just don't look at my wobbly bits please
I'll close my eyes and keep my hands to myself if it helps?
Yes please, I'm sensitive right now.
I will allow you spit on me and tell im disgusting though
I could call you piggy and make squealing noises at you?
Love you "
You too Babe (I mean the pig) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m the same only it’s the stress from the last 3 years that made me put on weight as I was using ‘bad’ foods to cheer myself up. I’ve actually lost weight over Xmas and gonna make an effort this year to get back in shape.
I'm going to push myself harder then ever before
I'm going Amsterdam in May and I'm aiming for then to have visible defined abs
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I’m going in March, smells less when it’s cold! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I ride your wobbly bits like a cowgirl on a giant jelly PoF? I can't guarantee that I won't be sinking my teeth in if you taste like strawberry jelly
Peach x
*sigh* sure
Just keep your eyes closed "
Okay but I'm filming it.
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Suck it up buttercup and get your ass in the gym!
Or do you want me to call a whambulance "
Gong to the gym after work. I'll be the one sat outside crying into a kfc |
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"Fancy a shag? You can go on top, get a bit of exercise.
Just don't look at my wobbly bits please
I'll close my eyes and keep my hands to myself if it helps?
Yes please, I'm sensitive right now.
I will allow you spit on me and tell im disgusting though
I could call you piggy and make squealing noises at you? "
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"Wouldn't be nice if I could drop my body at the gym and pick it up later when its ready.
I was getting to a place where I was happy with how I looked and then bang, car crash, whiplash, then christmas, then new year. And now here I am, sat at my desk feeling like Jabba the Hutt.
Woe is me
You seem pretty depressed today for a 2019 forum winner
I'm going for the Most Negative Forumite of 2020 now" Your winning so far |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need to jump back on that bike then don't you.
Will you be my bike?
It's not the first time I've been called a bike."
If you was my bike I be Riding you all day |
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"Wouldn't be nice if I could drop my body at the gym and pick it up later when its ready.
I was getting to a place where I was happy with how I looked and then bang, car crash, whiplash, then christmas, then new year. And now here I am, sat at my desk feeling like Jabba the Hutt.
Woe is me
You seem pretty depressed today for a 2019 forum winner
I'm going for the Most Negative Forumite of 2020 now"
All that effort for an award that doesn’t exist.... |
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"Wouldn't be nice if I could drop my body at the gym and pick it up later when its ready.
I was getting to a place where I was happy with how I looked and then bang, car crash, whiplash, then christmas, then new year. And now here I am, sat at my desk feeling like Jabba the Hutt.
Woe is me "
That is an inspirational gym idea. If you could work out a way for that to happen you would make a fortune. |
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