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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wouldn't be nice if I could drop my body at the gym and pick it up later when its ready.

I was getting to a place where I was happy with how I looked and then bang, car crash, whiplash, then christmas, then new year. And now here I am, sat at my desk feeling like Jabba the Hutt.

Woe is me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a shag? You can go on top, get a bit of exercise.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Wouldn't be nice if I could drop my body at the gym and pick it up later when its ready.

I was getting to a place where I was happy with how I looked and then bang, car crash, whiplash, then christmas, then new year. And now here I am, sat at my desk feeling like Jabba the Hutt.

Woe is me

You seem pretty depressed today for a 2019 forum winner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I pull your nipples to

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Eat more

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fancy a shag? You can go on top, get a bit of exercise. "

Just don't look at my wobbly bits please

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By *neeyedpirateMan over a year ago

ask!

"Fancy a shag? You can go on top, get a bit of exercise. "

Best kind of workout

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

to get laid once in a while...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wouldn't be nice if I could drop my body at the gym and pick it up later when its ready.

I was getting to a place where I was happy with how I looked and then bang, car crash, whiplash, then christmas, then new year. And now here I am, sat at my desk feeling like Jabba the Hutt.

Woe is me

You seem pretty depressed today for a 2019 forum winner

I'm going for the Most Negative Forumite of 2020 now

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Fancy a shag? You can go on top, get a bit of exercise.

Just don't look at my wobbly bits please"

Your gonads

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I pull your nipples to"

No, leave my moobs alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fancy a shag? You can go on top, get a bit of exercise.

Just don't look at my wobbly bits please

Your gonads

I can't even see them anymore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy a shag? You can go on top, get a bit of exercise.

Just don't look at my wobbly bits please"

I'll close my eyes and keep my hands to myself if it helps?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Fancy a shag? You can go on top, get a bit of exercise.

Just don't look at my wobbly bits please

Your gonads

I can't even see them anymore

What you been eating?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fancy a shag? You can go on top, get a bit of exercise.

Just don't look at my wobbly bits please

I'll close my eyes and keep my hands to myself if it helps? "

Yes please, I'm sensitive right now.

I will allow you spit on me and tell im disgusting though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Senokot,whole packet ,job done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fancy a shag? You can go on top, get a bit of exercise.

Just don't look at my wobbly bits please

Your gonads

I can't even see them anymore

What you been eating?"

Everything my love. Absolutely everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Senokot,whole packet ,job done

I don't even want to mention my bowel movements right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You sound like a right little bitch lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I ride your wobbly bits like a cowgirl on a giant jelly PoF? I can't guarantee that I won't be sinking my teeth in if you taste like strawberry jelly

Peach x

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You sound like a right little bitch lol"

He doesn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You sound like a right little bitch lol"

I look like a fat bitch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I ride your wobbly bits like a cowgirl on a giant jelly PoF? I can't guarantee that I won't be sinking my teeth in if you taste like strawberry jelly

Peach x"

*sigh* sure

Just keep your eyes closed

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You sound like a right little bitch lol

I look like a fat bitch

Show us

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You sound like a right little bitch lol

I look like a fat bitch

Show us"

I've left my wide angle lens at home

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You sound like a right little bitch lol

I look like a fat bitch

Show us

I've left my wide angle lens at home"

Don't be silly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Senokot,whole packet ,job done

I don't even want to mention my bowel movements right now

Prunes are great to loosen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m the same only it’s the stress from the last 3 years that made me put on weight as I was using ‘bad’ foods to cheer myself up. I’ve actually lost weight over Xmas and gonna make an effort this year to get back in shape.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m the same only it’s the stress from the last 3 years that made me put on weight as I was using ‘bad’ foods to cheer myself up. I’ve actually lost weight over Xmas and gonna make an effort this year to get back in shape. "

I'm going to push myself harder then ever before

I'm going Amsterdam in May and I'm aiming for then to have visible defined abs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy a shag? You can go on top, get a bit of exercise.

Just don't look at my wobbly bits please

I'll close my eyes and keep my hands to myself if it helps?

Yes please, I'm sensitive right now.

I will allow you spit on me and tell im disgusting though"

I could call you piggy and make squealing noises at you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fancy a shag? You can go on top, get a bit of exercise.

Just don't look at my wobbly bits please

I'll close my eyes and keep my hands to myself if it helps?

Yes please, I'm sensitive right now.

I will allow you spit on me and tell im disgusting though

I could call you piggy and make squealing noises at you? "

Love you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy a shag? You can go on top, get a bit of exercise.

Just don't look at my wobbly bits please

I'll close my eyes and keep my hands to myself if it helps?

Yes please, I'm sensitive right now.

I will allow you spit on me and tell im disgusting though

I could call you piggy and make squealing noises at you?

Love you

You too Babe (I mean the pig)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going to push myself harder then ever before

I'm going Amsterdam in May and I'm aiming for then to have visible defined abs

I’m going in March, smells less when it’s cold!

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Damn dont men whinge a lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pull yourself together Prince

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suck it up buttercup and get your ass in the gym!

Or do you want me to call a whambulance

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You need to jump back on that bike then don't you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn dont men whinge a lot"

I eat cos im sad and im sad cos i eat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I ride your wobbly bits like a cowgirl on a giant jelly PoF? I can't guarantee that I won't be sinking my teeth in if you taste like strawberry jelly

Peach x

*sigh* sure

Just keep your eyes closed "

Okay but I'm filming it.

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Suck it up buttercup and get your ass in the gym!

Or do you want me to call a whambulance

Gong to the gym after work. I'll be the one sat outside crying into a kfc

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Damn dont men whinge a lot

I eat cos im sad and im sad cos i eat

Why you sad

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You need to jump back on that bike then don't you. "

Will you be my bike?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn dont men whinge a lot

I eat cos im sad and im sad cos i eat

Why you sad

Because I eat

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Damn dont men whinge a lot

I eat cos im sad and im sad cos i eat

Why you sad

Because I eat

You have to eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn dont men whinge a lot

I eat cos im sad and im sad cos i eat

Why you sad

Because I eat

You have to eat

I eat llloooaadddsss

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Damn dont men whinge a lot

I eat cos im sad and im sad cos i eat

Why you sad

Because I eat

You have to eat

I eat llloooaadddsss"

Like what?

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS over a year ago

Cornwall

"Senokot,whole packet ,job done

Senokot gives me zits... really it does, anyone else?

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By *artyanna16TV/TS over a year ago

seacroft

Is that like a stalagmite? Starts on the floor then perks upp

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Fancy a shag? You can go on top, get a bit of exercise.

Just don't look at my wobbly bits please

I'll close my eyes and keep my hands to myself if it helps?

Yes please, I'm sensitive right now.

I will allow you spit on me and tell im disgusting though

I could call you piggy and make squealing noises at you? "

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You need to jump back on that bike then don't you.

Will you be my bike?"

It's not the first time I've been called a bike.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Wouldn't be nice if I could drop my body at the gym and pick it up later when its ready.

I was getting to a place where I was happy with how I looked and then bang, car crash, whiplash, then christmas, then new year. And now here I am, sat at my desk feeling like Jabba the Hutt.

Woe is me

You seem pretty depressed today for a 2019 forum winner

I'm going for the Most Negative Forumite of 2020 now"
Your winning so far

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By *artyanna16TV/TS over a year ago

seacroft

As sarah keys would say , along with soul to soul , “keep on moving, dont stop!” A morning swim or a cycle ride can help tone stuff up , and i should know!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You need to jump back on that bike then don't you.

Will you be my bike?

It's not the first time I've been called a bike."

If you was my bike I be Riding you all day

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You need to jump back on that bike then don't you.

Will you be my bike?

It's not the first time I've been called a bike.

If you was my bike I be Riding you all day

Cum jump on board

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Wouldn't be nice if I could drop my body at the gym and pick it up later when its ready.

I was getting to a place where I was happy with how I looked and then bang, car crash, whiplash, then christmas, then new year. And now here I am, sat at my desk feeling like Jabba the Hutt.

Woe is me

You seem pretty depressed today for a 2019 forum winner

I'm going for the Most Negative Forumite of 2020 now"

All that effort for an award that doesn’t exist....

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Wouldn't be nice if I could drop my body at the gym and pick it up later when its ready.

I was getting to a place where I was happy with how I looked and then bang, car crash, whiplash, then christmas, then new year. And now here I am, sat at my desk feeling like Jabba the Hutt.

Woe is me

That is an inspirational gym idea. If you could work out a way for that to happen you would make a fortune.

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