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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee 
Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague
Crumpets? You tease x"
Warburtons giant crumpets at that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee
Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague
Crumpets? You tease x
Warburtons giant crumpets at that "
Utter filth.
How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee
Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague
Crumpets? You tease x
Warburtons giant crumpets at that
Utter filth.
How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?"
They’re seriously amazing. Never had them before but not sure I can go back to just regular crumpets ever again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee
Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague
Crumpets? You tease x
Warburtons giant crumpets at that
Utter filth.
How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?
They’re seriously amazing. Never had them before but not sure I can go back to just regular crumpets ever again "
Look, can you stop with the food porn? It's unfair. The best I got in the house is leftover xmas twiglets. I feel deprived |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee
Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague
Crumpets? You tease x
Warburtons giant crumpets at that
Utter filth.
How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?"
Agreed.
Where are the Forum Mods when you need them?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee
Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague
Crumpets? You tease x
Warburtons giant crumpets at that
Utter filth.
How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?
They’re seriously amazing. Never had them before but not sure I can go back to just regular crumpets ever again
Look, can you stop with the food porn? It's unfair. The best I got in the house is leftover xmas twiglets. I feel deprived"
I think my daughter is trying to make up for the semi raw potato dish she served me last night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee
Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague
Crumpets? You tease x
Warburtons giant crumpets at that
Utter filth.
How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?
Agreed.
Where are the Forum Mods when you need them? "
Probably distracted my the smell of toasting crumpets |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee
Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague
Crumpets? You tease x
Warburtons giant crumpets at that
Utter filth.
How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?
Agreed.
Where are the Forum Mods when you need them?
Probably distracted my the smell of toasting crumpets "
They’re all here with me eating crumpets |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee
Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague
Crumpets? You tease x
Warburtons giant crumpets at that
Utter filth.
How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?
Agreed.
Where are the Forum Mods when you need them?
Probably distracted my the smell of toasting crumpets "
#ModsLikeCrumpet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee
Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague
Crumpets? You tease x
Warburtons giant crumpets at that
Utter filth.
How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?
They’re seriously amazing. Never had them before but not sure I can go back to just regular crumpets ever again
Look, can you stop with the food porn? It's unfair. The best I got in the house is leftover xmas twiglets. I feel deprived
I think my daughter is trying to make up for the semi raw potato dish she served me last night "
Semi raw? Isn't that illegal? |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee
Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague
Crumpets? You tease x
Warburtons giant crumpets at that
Utter filth.
How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?
They’re seriously amazing. Never had them before but not sure I can go back to just regular crumpets ever again
Look, can you stop with the food porn? It's unfair. The best I got in the house is leftover xmas twiglets. I feel deprived
I think my daughter is trying to make up for the semi raw potato dish she served me last night
Semi raw? Isn't that illegal?"
I think that the OP is trying to distract us away from her crumpet torture. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee
Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague
Crumpets? You tease x
Warburtons giant crumpets at that
Utter filth.
How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?
They’re seriously amazing. Never had them before but not sure I can go back to just regular crumpets ever again
Look, can you stop with the food porn? It's unfair. The best I got in the house is leftover xmas twiglets. I feel deprived
I think my daughter is trying to make up for the semi raw potato dish she served me last night
Semi raw? Isn't that illegal?"
It bloody shoulda been. Potatoes definitely shouldn’t crunch when you’re eating them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee
Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague
Crumpets? You tease x
Warburtons giant crumpets at that
Utter filth.
How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?
They’re seriously amazing. Never had them before but not sure I can go back to just regular crumpets ever again
Look, can you stop with the food porn? It's unfair. The best I got in the house is leftover xmas twiglets. I feel deprived
I think my daughter is trying to make up for the semi raw potato dish she served me last night
Semi raw? Isn't that illegal?
It bloody shoulda been. Potatoes definitely shouldn’t crunch when you’re eating them "
I am calling the police! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee
Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague
Crumpets? You tease x
Warburtons giant crumpets at that
Utter filth.
How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?
They’re seriously amazing. Never had them before but not sure I can go back to just regular crumpets ever again
Look, can you stop with the food porn? It's unfair. The best I got in the house is leftover xmas twiglets. I feel deprived
I think my daughter is trying to make up for the semi raw potato dish she served me last night
Semi raw? Isn't that illegal?
It bloody shoulda been. Potatoes definitely shouldn’t crunch when you’re eating them
I am calling the police!"
I tried that. Not sure why they weren’t very interested |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"My semi gets raw after a good session...  "
Please focus on the thread topic...we are discussing how awful it is to read about huge, hot, buttery crumpets being consumed, with butter running down the chin...
Sorry, I got carried away.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My semi gets raw after a good session...
Please focus on the thread topic...we are discussing how awful it is to read about huge, hot, buttery crumpets being consumed, with butter running down the chin...
Sorry, I got carried away.. "
There is nothing dribbling down my chin, I’m always very careful not to let anything spill out of my mouth |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"My semi gets raw after a good session...
Please focus on the thread topic...we are discussing how awful it is to read about huge, hot, buttery crumpets being consumed, with butter running down the chin...
Sorry, I got carried away..
There is nothing dribbling down my chin, I’m always very careful not to let anything spill out of my mouth "
Skillz...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My semi gets raw after a good session...
Please focus on the thread topic...we are discussing how awful it is to read about huge, hot, buttery crumpets being consumed, with butter running down the chin...
Sorry, I got carried away..
There is nothing dribbling down my chin, I’m always very careful not to let anything spill out of my mouth
Skillz... "
I’ve practiced lots |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"My semi gets raw after a good session...
Please focus on the thread topic...we are discussing how awful it is to read about huge, hot, buttery crumpets being consumed, with butter running down the chin...
Sorry, I got carried away..
There is nothing dribbling down my chin, I’m always very careful not to let anything spill out of my mouth
Skillz...
I’ve practiced lots "
You do realise that you will be the cause of a national crumpet shortage, right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My semi gets raw after a good session...
Please focus on the thread topic...we are discussing how awful it is to read about huge, hot, buttery crumpets being consumed, with butter running down the chin...
Sorry, I got carried away..
There is nothing dribbling down my chin, I’m always very careful not to let anything spill out of my mouth
Skillz...
I’ve practiced lots
You do realise that you will be the cause of a national crumpet shortage, right?"
Not guilty miss |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"My semi gets raw after a good session...
Please focus on the thread topic...we are discussing how awful it is to read about huge, hot, buttery crumpets being consumed, with butter running down the chin...
Sorry, I got carried away..
There is nothing dribbling down my chin, I’m always very careful not to let anything spill out of my mouth
Skillz...
I’ve practiced lots
You do realise that you will be the cause of a national crumpet shortage, right?
Not guilty miss "
Err..I think you are guilty of a lot of things! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My semi gets raw after a good session...
Please focus on the thread topic...we are discussing how awful it is to read about huge, hot, buttery crumpets being consumed, with butter running down the chin...
Sorry, I got carried away..
There is nothing dribbling down my chin, I’m always very careful not to let anything spill out of my mouth
Skillz...
I’ve practiced lots
You do realise that you will be the cause of a national crumpet shortage, right?
Not guilty miss
Err..I think you are guilty of a lot of things!"
I’m innocent I tell ya |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"My semi gets raw after a good session...
Please focus on the thread topic...we are discussing how awful it is to read about huge, hot, buttery crumpets being consumed, with butter running down the chin...
Sorry, I got carried away..
There is nothing dribbling down my chin, I’m always very careful not to let anything spill out of my mouth
Skillz...
I’ve practiced lots
You do realise that you will be the cause of a national crumpet shortage, right?
Not guilty miss
Err..I think you are guilty of a lot of things!
I’m innocent I tell ya "
Can I please remind you of your original post?..
I rest my case. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee
Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague
9pm in California. Napa White wine and crumpets here. Dinner of the gods"
Ssshhhhh, don’t mention you have crumpets. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Never had one, I just put a request to my hotels kitchen for Crumpets.
They look like toast with holes in
I Googled them lol"
Oh you’re gonna love them. Nothing like bread.
So soft and crunchy at the same time if they’re cooked properly |
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By *atinocoupleCouple
over a year ago
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"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee
Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague
9pm in California. Napa White wine and crumpets here. Dinner of the gods
Ssshhhhh, don’t mention you have crumpets. "
CRUMPETS FOR THE WIN! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee
Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague
9pm in California. Napa White wine and crumpets here. Dinner of the gods
Ssshhhhh, don’t mention you have crumpets.
CRUMPETS FOR THE WIN!"
Crumpets lovers unite  |
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By *atinocoupleCouple
over a year ago
SF, NY, London (in that order) |
"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee
Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague
9pm in California. Napa White wine and crumpets here. Dinner of the gods
Ssshhhhh, don’t mention you have crumpets.
CRUMPETS FOR THE WIN!
Crumpets lovers unite "
Crumpet sex. I'm calling it, it's a thing  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee
Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague
9pm in California. Napa White wine and crumpets here. Dinner of the gods
Ssshhhhh, don’t mention you have crumpets.
CRUMPETS FOR THE WIN!
Crumpets lovers unite
Crumpet sex. I'm calling it, it's a thing "
Is that having sex with a crumpet? Or lying on a bed of crumpets?
I think I need more information |
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By *atinocoupleCouple
over a year ago
SF, NY, London (in that order) |
"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee
Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague
9pm in California. Napa White wine and crumpets here. Dinner of the gods
Ssshhhhh, don’t mention you have crumpets.
CRUMPETS FOR THE WIN!
Crumpets lovers unite
Crumpet sex. I'm calling it, it's a thing
Is that having sex with a crumpet? Or lying on a bed of crumpets?
I think I need more information "
I'm going with bed of crumpets, having sex whilst eating crumpets. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee
Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague
Crumpets? You tease x
Warburtons giant crumpets at that
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Stop teasing. I want a lovely warm, moist crumpet to munch on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks all, we just landed and waiting for luggage now lol"
Always the fun part. Travelled with a colleague a months a go. As I grabbed her bag for I couldn’t help but notice her vibrator was buzzing away. In front of everyone she opened her case to turn it off. I had to laugh.
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