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over a year ago
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"thankfully not often (cos I fart a lot these days - the older I get, the more I fart)....but when they do whiff they can be real hum-dingers 
I'm quite sure everyone does stinky farts some times  "
ur lucky uve got great big boobs or i may of just gone off ya  |
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"thankfully not often (cos I fart a lot these days - the older I get, the more I fart)....but when they do whiff they can be real hum-dingers
I'm quite sure everyone does stinky farts some times "
So thats what the occasional smell is in Warrington when I go to work!  |
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...and lo, it came to pass that upon this day, the Professor realised that the forum topics had run their course and there was nothing else left to discuss
..and he wept. |
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"...and lo, it came to pass that upon this day, the Professor realised that the forum topics had run their course and there was nothing else left to discuss
..and he wept."
nah...there have been loads of fart threads over the years.....and they are usually good for a giggle |
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"...and lo, it came to pass that upon this day, the Professor realised that the forum topics had run their course and there was nothing else left to discuss
..and he wept.
nah...there have been loads of fart threads over the years.....and they are usually good for a giggle "
Duth tho comparest me to a fart ...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"HA HA , i just remembered ,my mate with his petrol lighter trying to set fire to his farts ...lol, bet some of you guys have tried it too..  "
I'll go find a really funny YouTube link .. |
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"pfffffffffft...nah, not me. Don't you know the saying.....
a lady who says no means maybe, a lady who says maybe means yes and a lady who says yes is no lady "
So the answer is yes you aren't a lady ..?
Which I doubt. |
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"pfffffffffft...nah, not me. Don't you know the saying.....
a lady who says no means maybe, a lady who says maybe means yes and a lady who says yes is no lady
So the answer is yes you aren't a lady ..?
Which I doubt. "
Ermmm, Charlie do one .. i'm working here .. 
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"Mine smell of roses and violets"
God what a mixture ,( been waiting for this ) well my aunty Rose's smelt terrible , But her sister Violet was known as 'VIOLENT VIOLET' .and could clear a room with her farts . .....
So you must be a right Stinker ..
Bum Bum .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Been told my farts smell like a sunday roast dinner. I had a whiff once to check (held my head under the duvet after a good old rip), and it kinda did but in a more concentrated variety.  |
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My daughter got me a bottle of that Guinness flavoured brown sauce , i used to rely on baked beans to liven up a sweet smelling evening , but now i can brew up a stinker on command after splashing on the Guinness sauce .. |
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On a second meet I farted when I laughed, just a little one but non the less a fart in front of an almost stranger.
Lucky we r still friends and lovers but he now follows me to the bathroom for a pee so he can catch me again
I think he enjoys watching my blushes
I still die on the inside when he mentions it, |
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