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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I know that there have been, and will continue to be lots of threads about guys who enjoy a sexual fantasy, but have difficulty coming to terms with the reality, but..

There is a vast amount of ladies on here that need to give their pretty little heads a wobble.

A number of times (especially this last week, but I don't know why? ). I have been approached on here, by several females who have fantasized about being taken dogging, or engaging in some mmmmm/f fun and want to take it to the next level. However..

After a few messages back and forward, the trail goes cold, and a block is issued. So ladies, before you start verbally giving the guys on here a bit of a kicking, take a look at each other first.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Oh, I see

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I know that there have been, and will continue to be lots of threads about guys who enjoy a sexual fantasy, but have difficulty coming to terms with the reality, but..

There is a vast amount of ladies on here that need to give their pretty little heads a wobble.

A number of times (especially this last week, but I don't know why? ). I have been approached on here, by several females who have fantasized about being taken dogging, or engaging in some mmmmm/f fun and want to take it to the next level. However..

After a few messages back and forward, the trail goes cold, and a block is issued. So ladies, before you start verbally giving the guys on here a bit of a kicking, take a look at each other first. "

.. They were men

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They were men"

Why would a bloke go to. All that trouble when they knew that they'd never meet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So just to be clear, are we going dogging or what?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know that there have been, and will continue to be lots of threads about guys who enjoy a sexual fantasy, but have difficulty coming to terms with the reality, but..

There is a vast amount of ladies on here that need to give their pretty little heads a wobble.

A number of times (especially this last week, but I don't know why? ). I have been approached on here, by several females who have fantasized about being taken dogging, or engaging in some mmmmm/f fun and want to take it to the next level. However..

After a few messages back and forward, the trail goes cold, and a block is issued. So ladies, before you start verbally giving the guys on here a bit of a kicking, take a look at each other first. .. They were men"

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"So just to be clear, are we going dogging or what? "

I think you’ve been turned down.

Sorry

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"They were men

Why would a bloke go to. All that trouble when they knew that they'd never meet? "

The bants or lulz.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They were men

Why would a bloke go to. All that trouble when they knew that they'd never meet? "

Erm... Its a fantasy? Like the ones you mentioned in your opening post? Just a bloke looking for a wank, love. You don't need to worry about our pretty little heads. But thanks for the thought

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"They were men

Why would a bloke go to. All that trouble when they knew that they'd never meet? "

So they could wank to the fantasy of it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They were men

Why would a bloke go to. All that trouble when they knew that they'd never meet? "

Wank chat... Duh!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So just to be clear, are we going dogging or what?

I think you’ve been turned down.

Sorry "

Oh man!!

You guys don’t know how hard it is for us single girls

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"They were men

Why would a bloke go to. All that trouble when they knew that they'd never meet? "

No idea

Is the blonde in your pics on here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No idea

Is the blonde in your pics on here? "

Yep!

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"So just to be clear, are we going dogging or what?

I think you’ve been turned down.

Sorry

Oh man!!

You guys don’t know how hard it is for us single girls "

We do, just don’t care

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dreams are the stuff of, well dreams. Never stop dreaming people

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So just to be clear, are we going dogging or what?

I think you’ve been turned down.

Sorry

Oh man!!

You guys don’t know how hard it is for us single girls "

do a thread about it and teach us

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So just to be clear, are we going dogging or what?

I think you’ve been turned down.

Sorry

Oh man!!

You guys don’t know how hard it is for us single girls "

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"They were men

Why would a bloke go to. All that trouble when they knew that they'd never meet?

No idea

Is the blonde in your pics on here? "

Even porn stars have their needs MM

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"So just to be clear, are we going dogging or what?

I think you’ve been turned down.

Sorry

Oh man!!

You guys don’t know how hard it is for us single girls "

Rejection. Alas.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I dream of gorgeous men ....

I know the feeling

Subjective

Before you start

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

Why is it whenever someone posts something like this, the immediate response is "it was a bloke"....

because what, woman would never do that? Maybe it was women, maybe the OP came on too strong, maybe they were both fantasists and women (I know, I know, perish the thought).

Nah fuck it, had a negative experience with a female profile, must have been a bloke.....

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why is it whenever someone posts something like this, the immediate response is "it was a bloke"....

because what, woman would never do that? Maybe it was women, maybe the OP came on too strong, maybe they were both fantasists and women (I know, I know, perish the thought).

Nah fuck it, had a negative experience with a female profile, must have been a bloke....."

It was a fantasist wanking of some description.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So just to be clear, are we going dogging or what? "

With you?.. Anytime you want

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Cool will do!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales


"Why is it whenever someone posts something like this, the immediate response is "it was a bloke"....

because what, woman would never do that? Maybe it was women, maybe the OP came on too strong, maybe they were both fantasists and women (I know, I know, perish the thought).

Nah fuck it, had a negative experience with a female profile, must have been a bloke....."

Married woman fantasist? Surely they must exist just as we know the married male ones do...

S

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Op, I've been hit on by males who fantasise about sticking their cock inside outside... Dogging

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They were men

Why would a bloke go to. All that trouble when they knew that they'd never meet?

No idea

Is the blonde in your pics on here?

Even porn stars have their needs MM "

My friend Rachel reveals all her dogging stories to me, she's a porn star and loves it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it whenever someone posts something like this, the immediate response is "it was a bloke"....

because what, woman would never do that? Maybe it was women, maybe the OP came on too strong, maybe they were both fantasists and women (I know, I know, perish the thought).

Nah fuck it, had a negative experience with a female profile, must have been a bloke....."

Because most times...its a bloke

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Why is it whenever someone posts something like this, the immediate response is "it was a bloke"....

because what, woman would never do that? Maybe it was women, maybe the OP came on too strong, maybe they were both fantasists and women (I know, I know, perish the thought).

Nah fuck it, had a negative experience with a female profile, must have been a bloke....."

I agree. Though odds are that it likely was a bloke.

People just assume the most likely scenario and move on.

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Why is it whenever someone posts something like this, the immediate response is "it was a bloke"....

because what, woman would never do that? Maybe it was women, maybe the OP came on too strong, maybe they were both fantasists and women (I know, I know, perish the thought).

Nah fuck it, had a negative experience with a female profile, must have been a bloke....."

Truth is nobody knows and never will but if I was a betting man then I would put my money on it being men. I don't really care tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Appreciate your concern OP. I've given my head a wobble and can still safely say I've never been inclined to send such messages as you describe.

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Why is it whenever someone posts something like this, the immediate response is "it was a bloke"....

because what, woman would never do that? Maybe it was women, maybe the OP came on too strong, maybe they were both fantasists and women (I know, I know, perish the thought).

Nah fuck it, had a negative experience with a female profile, must have been a bloke.....

I agree. Though odds are that it likely was a bloke.

People just assume the most likely scenario and move on. "

This

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Why is it whenever someone posts something like this, the immediate response is "it was a bloke"....

because what, woman would never do that? Maybe it was women, maybe the OP came on too strong, maybe they were both fantasists and women (I know, I know, perish the thought).

Nah fuck it, had a negative experience with a female profile, must have been a bloke....."

The thing is one woman doing what the OP describes...yeah I'd buy that...but several in the past week? Doesn't add up - yeah woman can be fantasists as much as men can but not in that way - my money is on blokes

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"They were men

Why would a bloke go to. All that trouble when they knew that they'd never meet?

No idea

Is the blonde in your pics on here?

Even porn stars have their needs MM

My friend Rachel reveals all her dogging stories to me, she's a porn star and loves it. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My head does not wobble

My head screwed on

My curves wobble but I love my wobbles

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Truth is nobody knows and never will but if I was a betting man then I would put my money on it being men. I don't really care tbh."

Yet here you are..?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it whenever someone posts something like this, the immediate response is "it was a bloke"....

because what, woman would never do that? Maybe it was women, maybe the OP came on too strong, maybe they were both fantasists and women (I know, I know, perish the thought).

Nah fuck it, had a negative experience with a female profile, must have been a bloke.....

The thing is one woman doing what the OP describes...yeah I'd buy that...but several in the past week? Doesn't add up - yeah woman can be fantasists as much as men can but not in that way - my money is on blokes "

Quite agree

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I know that there have been, and will continue to be lots of threads about guys who enjoy a sexual fantasy, but have difficulty coming to terms with the reality, but..

There is a vast amount of ladies on here that need to give their pretty little heads a wobble.

A number of times (especially this last week, but I don't know why? ). I have been approached on here, by several females who have fantasized about being taken dogging, or engaging in some mmmmm/f fun and want to take it to the next level. However..

After a few messages back and forward, the trail goes cold, and a block is issued. So ladies, before you start verbally giving the guys on here a bit of a kicking, take a look at each other first. "

Get over yourself. Wobble your own head. You're the one who's frustrated.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

ah so what we are saying then is, it was a bloke because woman lack the imagination and wherewithal, do not have the innate ability to deceive and are less likely to lead someone up the garden path to crack one off...cool.

Do they eat rainbows, poop butterflies and whiny when they orgasm too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Get over yourself. Wobble your own head. You're the one who's frustrated. "

.. I think I've found one!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it whenever someone posts something like this, the immediate response is "it was a bloke"....

because what, woman would never do that? Maybe it was women, maybe the OP came on too strong, maybe they were both fantasists and women (I know, I know, perish the thought).

Nah fuck it, had a negative experience with a female profile, must have been a bloke.....

The thing is one woman doing what the OP describes...yeah I'd buy that...but several in the past week? Doesn't add up - yeah woman can be fantasists as much as men can but not in that way - my money is on blokes

Quite agree"

The 'dirtier'stuff like the dogging and the mmmmmmmf fantasies are unliklier to be initiated by ladies I reckon. Sweeping statement obvs but I know men love talking about thaf stuff more

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I find it surprising that whilst most men around here struggle to get a reply never mind someone approaching them the OP has had several of these in the past week.

It's funny how his other forum posts are along the same lines trying to provoke a reaction. Methinks all is not as it seems.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its the usual men hating other men on here. Straight men think that if they criticise and belittle other men, women will like them more. Sad and embarassing.

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"

Truth is nobody knows and never will but if I was a betting man then I would put my money on it being men. I don't really care tbh.

Yet here you are..? "

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I know that there have been, and will continue to be lots of threads about guys who enjoy a sexual fantasy, but have difficulty coming to terms with the reality, but..

There is a vast amount of ladies on here that need to give their pretty little heads a wobble.

A number of times (especially this last week, but I don't know why? ). I have been approached on here, by several females who have fantasized about being taken dogging, or engaging in some mmmmm/f fun and want to take it to the next level. However..

After a few messages back and forward, the trail goes cold, and a block is issued. So ladies, before you start verbally giving the guys on here a bit of a kicking, take a look at each other first. .. They were men"

that would be sweet, talking as a lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Truth is nobody knows and never will but if I was a betting man then I would put my money on it being men. I don't really care tbh.

Yet here you are..?

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

Hey Ron!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I find it surprising that whilst most men around here struggle to get a reply never mind someone approaching them the OP has had several of these in the past week.

It's funny how his other forum posts are along the same lines trying to provoke a reaction. Methinks all is not as it seems. "

I must say in my time on here I think I've approached men twice. I certainly dont make it a habit and I imagine.many other women are similar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I find it surprising that whilst most men around here struggle to get a reply never mind someone approaching them the OP has had several of these in the past week.

It's funny how his other forum posts are along the same lines trying to provoke a reaction. Methinks all is not as it seems. "

Maybe it's something to do with my recent pics that I posted. Maybe it's something to do with I actually won't massage someone's ego that I don't find attractive just to get a fuck. Maybe it's something to do with that I will speak my mind rather than being a sub little cuck just to get acknowledgement on here.. Take your pick love!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Truth is nobody knows and never will but if I was a betting man then I would put my money on it being men. I don't really care tbh.

Yet here you are..?

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

Sky rockets in flight... Afternoon delight!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"

Truth is nobody knows and never will but if I was a betting man then I would put my money on it being men. I don't really care tbh.

Yet here you are..?

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

And a nice face and arse...

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon


"They were men

Why would a bloke go to. All that trouble when they knew that they'd never meet?

No idea

Is the blonde in your pics on here?

But what do porn stars fantasise about?

Cup of tea and an early night perhaps?

Even porn stars have their needs MM "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds like a carrot cruncher fantasy to me! Best get back on the tractor and plough up a couple of acres!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I find it surprising that whilst most men around here struggle to get a reply never mind someone approaching them the OP has had several of these in the past week.

It's funny how his other forum posts are along the same lines trying to provoke a reaction. Methinks all is not as it seems.

Maybe it's something to do with my recent pics that I posted. Maybe it's something to do with I actually won't massage someone's ego that I don't find attractive just to get a fuck. Maybe it's something to do with that I will speak my mind rather than being a sub little cuck just to get acknowledgement on here.. Take your pick love! "

Maybe you need to get the sand out of your vagina?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I find it surprising that whilst most men around here struggle to get a reply never mind someone approaching them the OP has had several of these in the past week.

It's funny how his other forum posts are along the same lines trying to provoke a reaction. Methinks all is not as it seems.

Maybe it's something to do with my recent pics that I posted. Maybe it's something to do with I actually won't massage someone's ego that I don't find attractive just to get a fuck. Maybe it's something to do with that I will speak my mind rather than being a sub little cuck just to get acknowledgement on here.. Take your pick love! "

Yeah, I still call bullshit.

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By *ssexhamptonMan  over a year ago

Rayleigh

It is men who cum....then go.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its the usual men hating other men on here. Straight men think that if they criticise and belittle other men, women will like them more. Sad and embarassing."

Who’s doing that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I find it surprising that whilst most men around here struggle to get a reply never mind someone approaching them the OP has had several of these in the past week.

It's funny how his other forum posts are along the same lines trying to provoke a reaction. Methinks all is not as it seems.

Maybe it's something to do with my recent pics that I posted. Maybe it's something to do with I actually won't massage someone's ego that I don't find attractive just to get a fuck. Maybe it's something to do with that I will speak my mind rather than being a sub little cuck just to get acknowledgement on here.. Take your pick love!

Yeah, I still call bullshit. "

Hey wow! Great dialogue love

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral


"Do they eat rainbows, poop butterflies and whiny when they orgasm too?

"

Yes.

Well, to clarify, I do. I can't speak for all women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I find it surprising that whilst most men around here struggle to get a reply never mind someone approaching them the OP has had several of these in the past week.

It's funny how his other forum posts are along the same lines trying to provoke a reaction. Methinks all is not as it seems.

Maybe it's something to do with my recent pics that I posted. Maybe it's something to do with I actually won't massage someone's ego that I don't find attractive just to get a fuck. Maybe it's something to do with that I will speak my mind rather than being a sub little cuck just to get acknowledgement on here.. Take your pick love!

Maybe you need to get the sand out of your vagina? "

And.. Here.. We.. Go!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"Do they eat rainbows, poop butterflies and whiny when they orgasm too?

Yes.

Well, to clarify, I do. I can't speak for all women."

Cool

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Sounds like a carrot cruncher fantasy to me! Best get back on the tractor and plough up a couple of acres! "

Oi, I take offence to that. I have staff to ride my tractors!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I'm pressing my ejection button and leaving the kid alone in the playground.

Bye.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I find it surprising that whilst most men around here struggle to get a reply never mind someone approaching them the OP has had several of these in the past week.

It's funny how his other forum posts are along the same lines trying to provoke a reaction. Methinks all is not as it seems.

Maybe it's something to do with my recent pics that I posted. Maybe it's something to do with I actually won't massage someone's ego that I don't find attractive just to get a fuck. Maybe it's something to do with that I will speak my mind rather than being a sub little cuck just to get acknowledgement on here.. Take your pick love!

Maybe you need to get the sand out of your vagina?

And.. Here.. We.. Go! "

I'm not going dogging with you, dude. Soz and all that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm pressing my ejection button and leaving the kid alone in the playground.

Bye. "

Awww please! Come back, I was just beginning to enjoy our little tate-a-tate!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sounds like a carrot cruncher fantasy to me! Best get back on the tractor and plough up a couple of acres!

Oi, I take offence to that. I have staff to ride my tractors!"

Yeah trouble is we’re getting far to many failed Londoners over here

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"So just to be clear, are we going dogging or what? "

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

If a woman approaches you, with no prior contact, to say she'd like you to take her dogging, I'd assume it was not a woman.

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By *ineMan  over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Wanders in...

Reads thread.

Wonders about OP and all those "pretty little women" who seem to have disturbed his equilibrium.

Wanders away quietly...

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By *sm265Woman  over a year ago

Shangri-la

Wobbles head.

Wobbles it again.

Shakes head in despair.

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Wobbles head.

Wobbles it again.

Shakes head in despair. "

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales


"If a woman approaches you, with no prior contact, to say she'd like you to take her dogging, I'd assume it was not a woman. "

Sadly after being here nearly four years we’d say if a female non forumite contacts you first at all there’s a very good chance it’s a bloke!

;-)

S

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ah so what we are saying then is, it was a bloke because woman lack the imagination and wherewithal, do not have the innate ability to deceive and are less likely to lead someone up the garden path to crack one off...cool.

Do they eat rainbows, poop butterflies and whiny when they orgasm too?

"

I would confidently say it was a bloke. Reasons being, women, even dog rough women or pictureless female profiles on here get lots of messages a day on here.

To actively go out of your way to chat to someone you have no interest in meeting, it just wouldn’t happen. The fact that straight guys will get messages from guys asking to suck them off so the chances of a guy passing himself off as a woman to maybe collect pictures of other guys.

Also there’s probably less than 5% of women who enjoy discussing sexual scenarios with someone they’ve never met. How many women actually send first messages to guys describing things they’d like to do and how many women instantly delete those messages from guys where they start with a story, wait till I see you I’ll suck on your tits and lick your soaking pussy till you’re screaming blah blah blah fuck off mate. It just doesn’t happen.

Plus there’s probably 60 guys to every 1 female on this site so I’m gonna say yeah it probably was a guy you were talking to who just wanted wank chat.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Wobbles head.

Wobbles it again.

Shakes head in despair. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ah so what we are saying then is, it was a bloke because woman lack the imagination and wherewithal, do not have the innate ability to deceive and are less likely to lead someone up the garden path to crack one off...cool.

Do they eat rainbows, poop butterflies and whiny when they orgasm too?

I would confidently say it was a bloke. Reasons being, women, even dog rough women or pictureless female profiles on here get lots of messages a day on here.

To actively go out of your way to chat to someone you have no interest in meeting, it just wouldn’t happen. The fact that straight guys will get messages from guys asking to suck them off so the chances of a guy passing himself off as a woman to maybe collect pictures of other guys.

Also there’s probably less than 5% of women who enjoy discussing sexual scenarios with someone they’ve never met. How many women actually send first messages to guys describing things they’d like to do and how many women instantly delete those messages from guys where they start with a story, wait till I see you I’ll suck on your tits and lick your soaking pussy till you’re screaming blah blah blah fuck off mate. It just doesn’t happen.

Plus there’s probably 60 guys to every 1 female on this site so I’m gonna say yeah it probably was a guy you were talking to who just wanted wank chat. "

Totally this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ah so what we are saying then is, it was a bloke because woman lack the imagination and wherewithal, do not have the innate ability to deceive and are less likely to lead someone up the garden path to crack one off...cool.

Do they eat rainbows, poop butterflies and whiny when they orgasm too?

I would confidently say it was a bloke. Reasons being, women, even dog rough women or pictureless female profiles on here get lots of messages a day on here.

To actively go out of your way to chat to someone you have no interest in meeting, it just wouldn’t happen. The fact that straight guys will get messages from guys asking to suck them off so the chances of a guy passing himself off as a woman to maybe collect pictures of other guys.

Also there’s probably less than 5% of women who enjoy discussing sexual scenarios with someone they’ve never met. How many women actually send first messages to guys describing things they’d like to do and how many women instantly delete those messages from guys where they start with a story, wait till I see you I’ll suck on your tits and lick your soaking pussy till you’re screaming blah blah blah fuck off mate. It just doesn’t happen.

Plus there’s probably 60 guys to every 1 female on this site so I’m gonna say yeah it probably was a guy you were talking to who just wanted wank chat. "

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"ah so what we are saying then is, it was a bloke because woman lack the imagination and wherewithal, do not have the innate ability to deceive and are less likely to lead someone up the garden path to crack one off...cool.

Do they eat rainbows, poop butterflies and whiny when they orgasm too?

I would confidently say it was a bloke. Reasons being, women, even dog rough women or pictureless female profiles on here get lots of messages a day on here.

To actively go out of your way to chat to someone you have no interest in meeting, it just wouldn’t happen. The fact that straight guys will get messages from guys asking to suck them off so the chances of a guy passing himself off as a woman to maybe collect pictures of other guys.

Also there’s probably less than 5% of women who enjoy discussing sexual scenarios with someone they’ve never met. How many women actually send first messages to guys describing things they’d like to do and how many women instantly delete those messages from guys where they start with a story, wait till I see you I’ll suck on your tits and lick your soaking pussy till you’re screaming blah blah blah fuck off mate. It just doesn’t happen.

Plus there’s probably 60 guys to every 1 female on this site so I’m gonna say yeah it probably was a guy you were talking to who just wanted wank chat. "

Thanks, I didn't think it really needed that much explaining but I was wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So just to be clear, are we going dogging or what? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some of the ladies on here have cheek mind, god damn chancers. Constantly happens to me too

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