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over a year ago
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"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )
Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it"
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"You shouldn't cruel around on the carpet pp
I suppose walking on it all day doesn't help 
No you get blisters
You're doing it too fast, if you have blisters "
I'll have to do it slower no fun in that  |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
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"You shouldn't cruel around on the carpet pp
I suppose walking on it all day doesn't help
No you get blisters
You're doing it too fast, if you have blisters
I'll have to do it slower no fun in that "
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
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"I got terrible carpet burns after shagging one of my first bfs, I couldn't walk properly for days 
How do you get carpet burns there
Where do you think they were?  "
If I have to explain the the humour is lost in translation |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"I got terrible carpet burns after shagging one of my first bfs, I couldn't walk properly for days
How do you get carpet burns there
Where do you think they were?
If I have to explain the the humour is lost in translation "
Yes obviously it's lost!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )
Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it
You’ll be rescinded your offer then "
No, I dont mind sharing std |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )
Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it
You’ll be rescinded your offer then
No, I dont mind sharing std "
Is that a sandwich  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )
Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it
You’ll be rescinded your offer then
No, I dont mind sharing std "
Sharing is caring |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )
Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it
You’ll be rescinded your offer then
No, I dont mind sharing std
Sharing is caring "
I'd do ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )
Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it
You’ll be rescinded your offer then
No, I dont mind sharing std
Is that a sandwich "
Could be if you play your cards right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )
Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it
You’ll be rescinded your offer then
No, I dont mind sharing std
Sharing is caring "
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )
Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it
You’ll be rescinded your offer then
No, I dont mind sharing std
Sharing is caring
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Wheres the shake your head emoji when you need it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )
Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it
You’ll be rescinded your offer then
No, I dont mind sharing std
Sharing is caring
Wheres the shake your head emoji when you need it. "
GUM clinic receiving some bad news |
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Many years ago I had a rather energetic fuck hanging off the edge of a table, after a lot of energetic thrusting by my fb at the time my lower back was covered in friction burns, bloomin hurt for days it did  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )
Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it
You’ll be rescinded your offer then
No, I dont mind sharing std
Sharing is caring
I'd do ya "
What, POF? I’ll watch |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )
Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it
You’ll be rescinded your offer then
No, I dont mind sharing std
Sharing is caring
I'd do ya
What, POF? I’ll watch "
God no not POF |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah I used to live on a holiday camp with cheap cord carpet. I once spent 2 weeks give or take with carpet burns on my nose and forehead
I can laugh about it now 
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nose and fore head lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )
Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it
You’ll be rescinded your offer then
No, I dont mind sharing std
Sharing is caring
I'd do ya
What, POF? I’ll watch
God no not POF "
Wow, ok, dont sugar coat it or anything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )
Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it
You’ll be rescinded your offer then
No, I dont mind sharing std
Sharing is caring
I'd do ya
What, POF? I’ll watch
God no not POF
Wow, ok, dont sugar coat it or anything"
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )
Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it
You’ll be rescinded your offer then
No, I dont mind sharing std
Sharing is caring
I'd do ya
What, POF? I’ll watch
God no not POF
Wow, ok, dont sugar coat it or anything"
Sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )
Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it
You’ll be rescinded your offer then
No, I dont mind sharing std
Is that a sandwich
Could be if you play your cards right"
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