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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
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"Only sensible answers please and definitely no riff-raff 
What’s your decorating skills like? Asking for a friend 
Excellent actually 
Well that is good then, no one likes a bad decorator "
Reasonable rates and I'll do it naked |
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"Only sensible answers please and definitely no riff-raff
What’s your decorating skills like? Asking for a friend
Excellent actually
Well that is good then, no one likes a bad decorator
Reasonable rates and I'll do it naked "
Naked is the only way to decorate, saves on ruining clothes |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Only sensible answers please and definitely no riff-raff
What’s your decorating skills like? Asking for a friend
Excellent actually
Well that is good then, no one likes a bad decorator
Reasonable rates and I'll do it naked
Naked is the only way to decorate, saves on ruining clothes "
Makes splashes easier to wipe off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really need my guttering cleared out, but I’m too scared to go up a ladder.
I’ll give you a mars bar and a cup of tea for your troubles
2 mars bars and maybe I’ll think about it "
Deal! |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I really need my guttering cleared out, but I’m too scared to go up a ladder.
I’ll give you a mars bar and a cup of tea for your troubles
2 mars bars and maybe I’ll think about it
Deal! "
That's cheap |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really need my guttering cleared out, but I’m too scared to go up a ladder.
I’ll give you a mars bar and a cup of tea for your troubles
2 mars bars and maybe I’ll think about it
Deal!
That's cheap "
Ssssh. I’m about to get myself a bargain here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Only sensible answers please and definitely no riff-raff
What’s your decorating skills like? Asking for a friend
Excellent actually
Well that is good then, no one likes a bad decorator
Reasonable rates and I'll do it naked
Naked is the only way to decorate, saves on ruining clothes
Makes splashes easier to wipe off "
Not gloss though. I talk from experience of....... Getting it on my naked hands  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I need to sort my lingerie out .... I can take you to the draw and you can help sift the good from the bad ?
I’d reward you with some lemon drizzle and hot tea |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I need to sort my lingerie out .... I can take you to the draw and you can help sift the good from the bad ?
I’d reward you with some lemon drizzle and hot tea "
I'll even bring my own lemon drizzle |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Only sensible answers please and definitely no riff-raff
What’s your decorating skills like? Asking for a friend
Excellent actually
Well that is good then, no one likes a bad decorator
Reasonable rates and I'll do it naked
Naked is the only way to decorate, saves on ruining clothes
Makes splashes easier to wipe off
Not gloss though. I talk from experience of....... Getting it on my naked hands "
Oh you still on about decorating  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Only sensible answers please and definitely no riff-raff
What’s your decorating skills like? Asking for a friend "
I’m superb with a paint brush....said my friend |
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never mind, then. It was really amusing too. Nothing to do with Tesco’s 
