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over a year ago
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"I'm officially pissing on her lamp post, then I'm going to stick my dick in her.
There. I said it!
I’m not going to sleep with you any more now  "
Why? What's wrong with sloppy seconds? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm officially pissing on her lamp post, then I'm going to stick my dick in her.
There. I said it!
I’m not going to sleep with you any more now "
bunk beds? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm officially pissing on her lamp post, then I'm going to stick my dick in her.
There. I said it!
I’m not going to sleep with you any more now bunk beds?"
Nope. Banging her in a carpark |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm officially pissing on her lamp post, then I'm going to stick my dick in her.
There. I said it!
I’m not going to sleep with you any more now bunk beds?
Nope. Banging her in a carpark "
Er, I is well classier than that, at least bang me in the corner of the chip shop |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm officially pissing on her lamp post, then I'm going to stick my dick in her.
There. I said it!
I’m not going to sleep with you any more now bunk beds?
Nope. Banging her in a carpark
Er, I is well classier than that, at least bang me in the corner of the chip shop "
Only if I can seductively feed you battered cod at same time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm officially pissing on her lamp post, then I'm going to stick my dick in her.
There. I said it!
I’m not going to sleep with you any more now bunk beds?
Nope. Banging her in a carpark
Er, I is well classier than that, at least bang me in the corner of the chip shop
Only if I can seductively feed you battered cod at same time"
What, no battered sausage. That’s it, I’m off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm officially pissing on her lamp post, then I'm going to stick my dick in her.
There. I said it!
I’m not going to sleep with you any more now bunk beds?
Nope. Banging her in a carpark
Er, I is well classier than that, at least bang me in the corner of the chip shop
Only if I can seductively feed you battered cod at same time
What, no battered sausage. That’s it, I’m off "
So high maintenance |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where are you going to stick it though?
I'm just going to charge at her with dick out and see what happens
What could possibly go wrong?! "
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's a fool proof plan |
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