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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mines sound loving life sary, dads took mum on big old airplane so im on farming duty... everyone in the village knows this is a disaster.
-ive run over a gate in tractor a sheeps clocked it and done one.
-went tesco for some scran - whiskey and jammy dodgers in said tractor with muc spreader hooked up and got told off by tesco for trapesing cow poo in the car park.
-neighbouring crankys that hate me moaned to the dibble because ive woke them up at 5am the past 3 morning starting the harley up to go for a raz to the farm.
-village dibble told me i couldnt have a rave in the cow shed some scallywag leaked the details so that sucks because its a tradition when they go away.
Hows urs been?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" that brings back fun memories
Putting the Fordson sideways down a ditch was not one of my best moments  "
Been there pal dad was not happy not one bit. Got my own tractor now  fitted a mint stereo in it, got subwoofers and everything |
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"God help the farm "
Its fucking mayhem my mate came up earlier to help fetch the bails ...
We drank whisky made a big fire and jumped it on the quad bike
The bails are still in the field.
Ive not fed his pet ostrich either. |
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"God help the farm
Its fucking mayhem my mate came up earlier to help fetch the bails ...
We drank whisky made a big fire and jumped it on the quad bike
The bails are still in the field.
Ive not fed his pet ostrich either. "
that poor ostrich you big meanie! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"God help the farm
Its fucking mayhem my mate came up earlier to help fetch the bails ...
We drank whisky made a big fire and jumped it on the quad bike
The bails are still in the field.
Ive not fed his pet ostrich either.
that poor ostrich you big meanie! "
Ive just fed it. Its a right grumpy thing. |
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