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By *opinov OP Man
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
So... I fancied a nice shower. I turned it on and stripped off while the hot water started to run through, and then climbed in. You can't beat a good hard shower and before long that's exactly what I was.
You know how it is: a fleeting random smutty thought; a mental picture of a fancy's naked curves, and suddenly there's another square half foot of skin to wash.
Ach well... reach for the shower gel and settle in for a nice solo knee-trembler... apply shower gel and start stroking... feels nice... then more tingly... and, oh wow, I remember it's Original Source Mint & Tea Tree and that ain't gentle. Still really nice though - so invigorating and stimulating that my testicles almost turned inside out to create a quantum singularity when I orgasmed. Holy smokes!! All I could do after was stand for a while under the shower trembling and watching my cum running down the wall in front of me.
And then I burst out laughing, because I remembered a critical review for this very Original Source Mint & Tea Tree shower gel written by a woman after she'd washed her pussy with it... and I haven't stopped sniggering about it yet - it was bloody hilarious!
You know the one... I think she wrote it on FB and it was republished in Cosmo.
Anyway... what's your favourite product review? |
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The woman who used to put strawberry lube on her kids breakfast when they had run out of jam.
Various hair removal products being utilised by males.
Sometimes I have to read them as part of my job and some of the things that people misuse are horrifying, I won't go into any more detail but even I shake my head and wonder. |
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