When it come to a lot of guys on here.....
A sky remote control.
A chameleon like ability to change your sexuality to suit the proposed meet despite what your profile says.
No sense of humour
Well that's how it has seemed to me.
Never trust a man who doesn’t own a pair of wellies
Wales is a made up place English people use to scare their children (all welsh profiles are fake)
And if she can eat a banana sideways, meet her