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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.
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With all due respect you don't ruining, you need a man to please and give you everything you need! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.
I can ruin sex on a fairly regular basis. Does that count? "
Does it include rocking in a corner and/or crying? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I came for the bacon! All I get is sausages!! 
No vegans  "
Absolutely not! No vegans!!! I am a vegan free zone....
What am I? Not vegan free that's what!
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.
I can ruin sex on a fairly regular basis. Does that count?
Does it include rocking in a corner and/or crying? "
It does indeed. While also looking out of a window. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.
I can ruin sex on a fairly regular basis. Does that count?
Does it include rocking in a corner and/or crying?
It does indeed. While also looking out of a window. "
Celine dion playing in the background? |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.
I can ruin sex on a fairly regular basis. Does that count?
Does it include rocking in a corner and/or crying?
It does indeed. While also looking out of a window.
Celine dion playing in the background? "
yes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I came for the bacon! All I get is sausages!!
No vegans
Absolutely not! No vegans!!! I am a vegan free zone....
What am I? Not vegan free that's what!
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This |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.
I can ruin sex on a fairly regular basis. Does that count?
Does it include rocking in a corner and/or crying?
It does indeed. While also looking out of a window.
Celine dion playing in the background? yes! "
Sign me up good sir.. Exactly what I'm looking for  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.
Define regular? 
Monthly would do it right now
Do you meet in the middle or do I have to drive all that bloody way?  "
Depends how long you take, only I gotta get back for the School run  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.
I can ruin sex on a fairly regular basis. Does that count?
Does it include rocking in a corner and/or crying?
It does indeed. While also looking out of a window.
Celine dion playing in the background? yes!
Sign me up good sir.. Exactly what I'm looking for "
Deal! |
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"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.
Define regular?
Monthly would do it right now
Do you meet in the middle or do I have to drive all that bloody way?
Depends how long you take, only I gotta get back for the School run "
Be the best two minutes of your life. |
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"I'm looking for a lady who can suck an orange through a garden hose
I can suck a watermelon through a McDonald's paper straw without breaking the straw! "
That’s a good talent. I can hardly suck a milkshake through those paper fuckers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for a lady who can suck an orange through a garden hose
I can suck a watermelon through a McDonald's paper straw without breaking the straw! "
I can eat through a water melon without coming up for air If that doesn't get the ladies going nothing will  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I came for the bacon! All I get is sausages!!
No vegans
Absolutely not! No vegans!!! I am a vegan free zone....
What am I? Not vegan free that's what!
This "
We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!!
They took our Greggs! But they will never take our bacon!! |
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"I came for the bacon! All I get is sausages!!
No vegans
Absolutely not! No vegans!!! I am a vegan free zone....
What am I? Not vegan free that's what!
This
We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!!
They took our Greggs! But they will never take our bacon!! "
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I'm looking for someone to laugh at my jokes, call me out when I'm being a pain in the arse, catch me when I topple and shag me senseless.
Never quite managed to find anyone who can do all 4 simultaneously. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I'm looking for someone to laugh at my jokes, call me out when I'm being a pain in the arse, catch me when I topple and shag me senseless.
Never quite managed to find anyone who can do all 4 simultaneously."
I can only promise 1 of those 4 things. The other 3 are situational. |
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"I'm looking for someone to laugh at my jokes, call me out when I'm being a pain in the arse, catch me when I topple and shag me senseless.
Never quite managed to find anyone who can do all 4 simultaneously.I can only promise 1 of those 4 things. The other 3 are situational. "
so your just going to call her a pain in the arse |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I'm looking for someone to laugh at my jokes, call me out when I'm being a pain in the arse, catch me when I topple and shag me senseless.
Never quite managed to find anyone who can do all 4 simultaneously.I can only promise 1 of those 4 things. The other 3 are situational. so your just going to call her a pain in the arse "
Indeed I am |
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