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The difference between the woman's criteria and the man's.
The woman criteria
Over 6ft
Six pack
Facially stable
model material
Nice eyes
Cute bum
Gsoh
At least 9 Inches
Girthy
Shaven
No facial hair
Big arms
Nice car
Professional
Must accommodate
Single
Free whenever I want him to be
Please me first
Stamina
Last longer than 10 minutes
Repeat cummer
The man
Over 18
Must have a pussy
And they say us men are complicated |
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"Facially stable?
No twitches, then.
Bugger just noticed that typo, Frigging hell fire 
Faecally stable... there, fixed it for you.  "
I'm actually laughing my arse off.
These forum posts are blooming hard work.
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
"Your friend also lists:
Stamina
Last longer than 10 minutes
They seem to be quite contradictory to one another 
He's a man.. give him a break fgs  "
I see...now the whole stamina/10 minute comparison makes perfect sense |
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