Never trust

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A man in a apron at home shady characters

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is true. If they can't trust themselves not to get food on their clothes, how am I supposed to trust them?

By *lceeWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"A man in a apron at home shady characters

Unless it’s a leather welding apron. Natch.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never trust a fart

By *earded blossomCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Never trust a bubble in a bath

John

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A hippy?

By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A man in a apron at home shady characters

Never trust a man wearing a lampshade on his head