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over a year ago
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"It’s a full on bush
I’ve just made some brandy cream 
Don’t like that either lol
Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin "
Include some berries and I’ll think about it  |
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over a year ago
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"It’s a full on bush
I’ve just made some brandy cream
Don’t like that either lol
Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin
Chocolate orange cupcakes "
I don’t like cake either |
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over a year ago
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"It’s a full on bush
I’ve just made some brandy cream
Don’t like that either lol
Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin
Include some berries and I’ll think about it
Cocktail umbrella  "
Ouch! |
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"It’s a full on bush
I’ve just made some brandy cream
Don’t like that either lol
Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin
Include some berries and I’ll think about it
Cocktail umbrella
Ouch!"
I thought it was kinder than a sparkler in there |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"It’s a full on bush
I’ve just made some brandy cream
Don’t like that either lol
Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin
Chocolate orange cupcakes
I don’t like cake either "
I'll get my coat then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s a full on bush
I’ve just made some brandy cream
Don’t like that either lol
Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin
Include some berries and I’ll think about it
Cocktail umbrella
Ouch!
I thought it was kinder than a sparkler in there "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s a full on bush
I’ve just made some brandy cream
Don’t like that either lol
Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin
Include some berries and I’ll think about it "
Ok just putting them in now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s a full on bush
I’ve just made some brandy cream
Don’t like that either lol
Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin
Include some berries and I’ll think about it
Ok just putting them in now "
I require proof  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s a full on bush
I’ve just made some brandy cream
Don’t like that either lol
Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin
Chocolate orange cockcakes "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s a full on bush
I’ve just made some brandy cream
Don’t like that either lol
Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin
Include some berries and I’ll think about it
Ok just putting them in now
I require proof "
When I’ve stopped laughing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s a full on bush
I’ve just made some brandy cream
Don’t like that either lol
Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin
Include some berries and I’ll think about it
Ok just putting them in now
I require proof
When I’ve stopped laughing "
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"It’s a full on bush
I’ve just made some brandy cream
Don’t like that either lol
Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin
Include some berries and I’ll think about it
Ok just putting them in now
I require proof
When I’ve stopped laughing "
When you laugh does it fire the berries out like the woman in Thailand can do with a ping pong ball? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You like marmite
Well I wont suck your cock if you're into Bisto Gravy
What about a nice curry sauce
Indian yes, Chinese no.
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Generally agree but chinese chips dipped in chinese curry sauce is delicious though. |
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"Er......I don’t?!
Do you have a fanny
no! And I don’t like marmite neither!
*Grammar police arrive and spot a double negative.......
I don’t not disagree "
Congratulations, you win a lifetime's free supply of Marmite |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s a full on bush
I’ve just made some brandy cream
Don’t like that either lol
Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin
Chocolate orange cockcakes
Cheeky "
Oooh there’s an idea. We can make cock cakes and use cocks a mould. All different sizes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s a full on bush
I’ve just made some brandy cream
Don’t like that either lol
Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin
Chocolate orange cockcakes
Cheeky "
Yes, I’m here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s a full on bush
I’ve just made some brandy cream
Don’t like that either lol
Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin
Chocolate orange cockcakes
Cheeky
Oooh there’s an idea. We can make cock cakes and use cocks a mould. All different sizes "
There’s a niche in the market for that plan |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"It’s a full on bush
I’ve just made some brandy cream
Don’t like that either lol
Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin
Chocolate orange cockcakes
Cheeky
Oooh there’s an idea. We can make cock cakes and use cocks a mould. All different sizes
There’s a niche in the market for that plan "
Oi I want in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s a full on bush
I’ve just made some brandy cream
Don’t like that either lol
Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin
Chocolate orange cockcakes
Cheeky
Oooh there’s an idea. We can make cock cakes and use cocks a mould. All different sizes
There’s a niche in the market for that plan
Oi I want in "
You can definitely be in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love marmite.
Weirdo
Yeah..... but I’m kinda hot
I came here to tip-ex out the ‘kinda’ xx"
It’s a quote from the advert with the zombie. Her hand falls off as he kisses her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it resembles grimsby on a hot day.
Or Grimsby on any day, then I'd be licking a shit hole "
If its like grimsby im sure the sphincter would resemble my silage spreader at full chat |
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