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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ability to travel precisely 43 seconds into the future."
Unless you could travel back to, in which case there's a hell of a lot of money to be made in the gambling arena! |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
Liking Marmite, but only in the absence of bread or twiglets.
"Being able to read minds..... But only your own.  "
Not useless at all - the world would be a much happier place if we could all do this... I'm still learning.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you're all sleepy on the sofa at night, being able to just magic yourself into bed in pyjamas, teeth cleaned and had a wee without the effort of actually moving. |
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"When you're all sleepy on the sofa at night, being able to just magic yourself into bed in pyjamas, teeth cleaned and had a wee without the effort of actually moving. "
One of the most useful super powers I've ever heard of! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seeing in the dark in a place where there is 24 hour daylight "
Being able to converse in ancient langurs fluently but only to people who speak them as a main language. |
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Have the ability to talk the knickers off any lady, but only when she's in a hot tub already. 