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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Lying is essential. Just trust me , let's not dwell on it.

Here , there any old where YOU need to bend those 'facts' to survive.

Here goes............

1. The pastry was perfect thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your fanny is so tight thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That dress really suits you...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheques in the post

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By *apasmurfkingMan over a year ago

premier inn Southampton

No your arse doesn't look big in that

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By *ayden_82Man over a year ago

corby

...Yes I’m seeing a girl...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Of course I have sent so and so’s birthday card, it must have got lost in the post”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven't got any condoms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im a salesman its my job to massage truths

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm only speaking to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

That's a lot of deep voiced singers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh go on.i promise I wont cum in your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of course I dont mind helping.

I loved banging the lady....and oh yeah that bloke aka the husband, he was a decent guy.

I'm not prejudiced but....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

Can I have Jonas Kaufmann, he looks hunky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It wasn’t me there’s no video evidence so I’m innocent until proven otherwise I went to catholic school after all so proof there I’m tellin the truth and I’m a good lass x

lol x Kay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No thank you, I'm not hungry

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

Makes me laugh when a large proportion of people say they never lie.

Everyone does to a certain extent.

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

Yes I measured it from the base I promise.

(The base of my gooch that is)

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'm going to start eating better tomorrow.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

You are really the best at blow jobs ever (and I am sure the bits you chewed off will grow back)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lying is essential. Just trust me , let's not dwell on it.

Here , there any old where YOU need to bend those 'facts' to survive.

Here goes............

1. The pastry was perfect thank you.

"
you were the best honest

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

Can I have Jonas Kaufmann, he looks hunky"

It's me you daft duck. I'll sing to all of you .... Still a tenor for each of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be more worried about lies to myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lying is essential. Just trust me , let's not dwell on it.

Here , there any old where YOU need to bend those 'facts' to survive.

Here goes............

1. The pastry was perfect thank you.

"
your bum looks great in that

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Makes me laugh when a large proportion of people say they never lie.

Everyone does to a certain extent."

Do you mean that ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

of course i heard what you said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was the best blow job ever

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Santa underpants are sexy

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Thank you, we had a lovely evening.

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By *elshsunsWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

Oooooooo that was the best ever

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By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I'm not looking to meet anyone..

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

The most often told one here...

I'm going away with the Birds for the weekend.

Ok not quite a lie, but not the whole truth either

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yes she is in. I saw her before. She wen't toward the office

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By *lceeWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I couldn’t possibly manage another bite.

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By *atalie..Woman over a year ago

Bolton

I'm cumming..(insert fake orgasm)

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

‘This coffee is delicious’

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

The only lie I tell is to get my kid to eat food

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By *adylydfordWoman over a year ago

altinkum

Im not looking for a relationship

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

Pavarotti?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm cumming..(insert fake orgasm)

eughhh mwahhhhh eeeeeee oooooooowaaaaaaaa fk fk fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkk ghhhhhhhhh bleruuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmm aaaaa shsssssghttttttt haaaaaaaaaaaa

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

Pavarotti?"

No. It's me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m at a training course

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm cumming..(insert fake orgasm)

eughhh mwahhhhh eeeeeee oooooooowaaaaaaaa fk fk fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkk ghhhhhhhhh bleruuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmm aaaaa shsssssghttttttt haaaaaaaaaaaa "

Will you phone me and do that so I can have a phone wank?

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

I won’t cum in yr mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m fine

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm cumming..(insert fake orgasm)

eughhh mwahhhhh eeeeeee oooooooowaaaaaaaa fk fk fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkk ghhhhhhhhh bleruuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmm aaaaa shsssssghttttttt haaaaaaaaaaaa

Will you phone me and do that so I can have a phone wank? "

Yes of course........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The diet starts tomorrow

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I’m at a training course "

Jesus.......... I feel ashamed.

I was just wonderin' what course takes place on new years day....

Gullible Gran or what

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Yes, you really do look like your profile pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m at a training course

Jesus.......... I feel ashamed.

I was just wonderin' what course takes place on new years day....

Gullible Gran or what "

Gullible is no longer in the English Dictionary

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Ofcourse I’m ok

I’m fine thank you

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By *irty Boy-123Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

I am celibate.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

I'm only here for the forum

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yes your pics are so tasteful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have an ear hair combover

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

I have a headache

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No. I have NOT farted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was the rats.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're the best I've ever had.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crikey the farms must be muck spreading

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a mythomaniac

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh ..... bath additive .... there's novel and welcome..... thank you x

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

They're not new,.I've had them ages

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By *niceguyMan over a year ago

Bristol

Yes the meal was great, thank you!

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By *loria JamesTV/TS over a year ago

Durham

Nice pics hunni...

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By *atalie..Woman over a year ago

Bolton

Have you lost weight... knowing full well that they have gained

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Don't be silly, everyone likes you

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

Pavarotti?

No. It's me."

You're Pavarotti!?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

Pavarotti?

No. It's me.

You're Pavarotti!?

Yeah ...... ( twirl )

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

I'm just off to church

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

Haha, just kidding!

Yeah, I'm not laughing and nor am I kidding.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To my son explaining my absences - I'm out having a girly night. Which means I'm out riding Beasts face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lying is essential. Just trust me , let's not dwell on it.

Here , there any old where YOU need to bend those 'facts' to survive.

Here goes............

1. The pastry was perfect thank you.

I’ve not fucked your mum Or your sister

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

I'm shy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I’m a 27 year old virgin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Niki....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm shy"

I know your not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm shy

I know your not

"
she is shes two shy of a full coconut

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

Of course I will be gentle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lying is essential. Just trust me , let's not dwell on it.

Here , there any old where YOU need to bend those 'facts' to survive.

Here goes............

1. The pastry was perfect thank you.

Yeah I totally love your heavily filtered pictures with stickers on them, now tell me how you like honesty.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I'm shy

I know your not

she is shes two shy of a full coconut

I shouldn't be laughing, but I am

Cheek of it eh

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I'm shy

I know your not

Are you fibbing or not

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm a rubbish shag.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"That I’m a 27 year old virgin

Virgin in what...that's the thing

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I'm a rubbish shag."

Say it's not so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No of course I won’t cum in your mouth!

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm a rubbish shag.

Say it's not so

I'm the best you've never had yet!

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Of course it would be nice if they came to dinner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm shy

I know your not

she is shes two shy of a full coconut

I shouldn't be laughing, but I am

Cheek of it eh

"
and lovely cheeks they are too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That I’m a 27 year old virgin

"
omg

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

“You cannot have my penis”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Just taking the dog for a walk in the woods”....

“We haven't got a dog?”

“I’ll be in the woods!”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im ok thank you.

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Lying is essential. Just trust me , let's not dwell on it.

Here , there any old where YOU need to bend those 'facts' to survive.

Here goes............

1. The pastry was perfect thank you.

your bum looks great in that

Thank you.

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Yes I'll pull out

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

I'm cumming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That kiss was pucker

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

I gushed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You always look good with... Me

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I'm a rubbish shag.

Say it's not so

I'm the best you've never had yet!

This can never happen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm rich beyond your wilest dreams

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm a rubbish shag.

Say it's not so

I'm the best you've never had yet!

This can never happen

I'm staying celibate.

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

I'm leaving now when I'm still in my PJs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i have a period

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I'm a rubbish shag.

Say it's not so

I'm the best you've never had yet!

This can never happen

I'm staying celibate."

Good..no sex for you at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

no sex please I'm British

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"no sex please I'm British

never heard that one before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yes I'd love to help..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"no sex please I'm British

never heard that one before "
no youre thinking of no drink please I'm British

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's never happened to me before.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gosh it’s huge.

The biggest I’ve ever tried.

Wow. That was amazing.

Shall we meet again?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

I'm always on my best behaviour

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By *aekaeWoman over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

Carreras, Domingo or Pavarotti?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"i have a period

I have a very good feeling

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

Carreras, Domingo or Pavarotti?

Just me ..... in front of you all like a sell out concert.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Refund please.... no i have never worn it.

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By *ornychickxxxWoman over a year ago

north east

I’m told a lot of lies

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Your fanny is so tight thank you "

Dammit, I thought you meant it

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have not been eating fruit cake

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By *plpxp2Couple over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

Carreras, Domingo or Pavarotti?

Messy doormats xx

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By *edVelveteenCouple over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

It's ok.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OMG I'm cumin...

Sure I'll defo be seeing you again...

Sorry I'm busy...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The fruit cake I haven't been eating has not made me fart.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can lick pussy for hours, all I want to do is give you pleasure

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By *aekaeWoman over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

Carreras, Domingo or Pavarotti?

Just me ..... in front of you all like a sell out concert."

I'd get a ticket for that.

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