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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Popping into a public bog today for a pee, a guy in a cubicle was going
"[Pphhwaaarrtt] ohhh, [tthhwerrtt] uhnmmm, [sssswwwwirrrttt] ahhh.....etc"
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No-one, normal, ever sits in a toilet cubicle saying 'square bracket pphhwaaarrtt square bracket ohhh comma square bracket tthhwerrtt square bracket uhnmmm comma square bracket sssswwwwirrrttt square bracket ahhh.....et cetera'.
You're just making this stuff up to attract attention to your rudimentary profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No-one, normal, ever sits in a toilet cubicle saying 'square bracket pphhwaaarrtt square bracket ohhh comma square bracket tthhwerrtt square bracket uhnmmm comma square bracket sssswwwwirrrttt square bracket ahhh.....et cetera'.
You're just making this stuff up to attract attention to your rudimentary profile."
Well it worked, I’m currently fucking myself with a cucumber while looking at his profile  |
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"I was in a cubicle once in the public loos at Liverpool Street station and heard the guy next door start crying and then shouting WHY ME, then kicking out at the door by the sound of it.
Put me right off my stride I can tell you  "
Maybe he had a shit with the lid down  |
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"No-one, normal, ever sits in a toilet cubicle saying 'square bracket pphhwaaarrtt square bracket ohhh comma square bracket tthhwerrtt square bracket uhnmmm comma square bracket sssswwwwirrrttt square bracket ahhh.....et cetera'.
You're just making this stuff up to attract attention to your rudimentary profile.
Well it worked, I’m currently fucking myself with a cucumber while looking at his profile "
That’s why I don’t ever ever get meets! Fucking cucumbers and fucking bananas and fucking courgettes. Mind you, I gave Mrs Marrow a wide berth. As indeed, did she no doubt. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Well it worked, I’m currently fucking myself with a cucumber while looking at his profile
Mmmmm x
You should see what she can do with a limp lettuce leaf  "
Oh yes whilst sitting on my face calling me a hopeless fucker. Double mmmmmmm x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well it worked, I’m currently fucking myself with a cucumber while looking at his profile
Mmmmm x
You should see what she can do with a limp lettuce leaf "
What can be done with a limp lettuce leaf?  I’ve got to know! L x |
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Because of my schoolboy sense of humour I'm always struggling not to burst into fits of laughter when I hear someone making strange noises in a public toilet, especially when it's a load of farting and groaning high fibre diet sounds  |
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