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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Watch a porn vid, get the raging horn, come onto FAB and ask how many ladies like it ........
I get the pop corn "
How will you masturbate if you’re eating popcorn? |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
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"Watch a porn vid, get the raging horn, come onto FAB and ask how many ladies like it ........
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I often think I'd get more sex if I had a faulty washing machine..... |
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"Watch a porn vid, get the raging horn, come onto FAB and ask how many ladies like it ........
I get the pop corn
How will you masturbate if you’re eating popcorn?"
That sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Vid? The days of videos and the frustration they caused to horn are well gone!
No more trying to pause 100 times for the perfect shot, or winding for half an hour to avoid that naff plot and get to the hairy mot shot.
Phwooar look what you e done, I'm going to put a mert me now status up. |
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" Vid? The days of videos and the frustration they caused to horn are well gone!
No more trying to pause 100 times for the perfect shot, or winding for half an hour to avoid that naff plot and get to the hairy mot shot.
Phwooar look what you e done, I'm going to put a mert me now status up. "
You daft bugger. Videos still exist on the web.....
I wasn't shoving me faj in a betamax ! |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"Watch a porn vid, get the raging horn, come onto FAB and ask how many ladies like it ........
What are you watching Granny?
*Asking for a friend
Judge Judy. "
Did you mean Judge Juicy? |
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