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Ok, i'm thinking His and Her Soap shaped a in the form of cocks and pussy holes ,lol... not sure what colour ,smell or packaging /brand name Logo ,etc ...any ideas ?..your suggestions most welcome,it would make a nice gift ,and could make us a fortune here on FAB... 
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"Ok, i'm thinking His and Her Soap shaped a in the form of cocks and pussy holes ,lol... not sure what colour ,smell or packaging /brand name Logo ,etc ...any ideas ?..your suggestions most welcome,it would make a nice gift ,and could make us a fortune here on FAB...
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Pretty sure that's been done.
Plus limited life span - the more you use it the more it wears out - and would soon lose it's original shape. Would no doubt end up looking a tad flaccid rather than hard (the cock) and increasingly wider by the day (the pussy!) - but that could reflect real life for some I guess!!  |
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"Ok, i'm thinking His and Her Soap shaped a in the form of cocks and pussy holes ,lol... not sure what colour ,smell or packaging /brand name Logo ,etc ...any ideas ?..your suggestions most welcome,it would make a nice gift ,and could make us a fortune here on FAB...
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Pretty sure that's been done.
Plus limited life span - the more you use it the more it wears out - and would soon lose it's original shape. Would no doubt end up looking a tad flaccid rather than hard (the cock) and increasingly wider by the day (the pussy!) - but that could reflect real life for some I guess!! "
Thats called ,repeat purchase , you dont make things to last if you want to sell lots and lots , but i take your point , perhaps the price could reflect the novelty of the first few use's and thehn peeps would buy again to repeat the initial pleasure ,and also it's duel purpose ....  |
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A soap cock is a good idea but as stated above, once it started wearing down it would like a poor relation... so... how about the same thing but hollow in the middle and filled with foam so that when it wears down it 'erupts' and that's the end of it, so to speak. |
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"Invent a new Sex Toy :-
for men /women /couples.....  "
Sheeeeeezzzzz Ade……Bloom'in typical....
Yeah-yeah-yeah lets invent new toys for the boys and the girls and the couples……
But lets leave those weirdo trannie's without a new source of titillation ….!.
pffft,,,, I feel so abandoned ….!. your such a meanie Ade,,,,, such a meanie !!!!!!!
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"A soap cock is a good idea but as stated above, once it started wearing down it would like a poor relation... so... how about the same thing but hollow in the middle and filled with foam so that when it wears down it 'erupts' and that's the end of it, so to speak. "
Hmmm, nice to hear you thinking positive for a change , perhaps this team bonding on a solution might just bring us together .......... Business is Business , after all... |
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"Invent a new Sex Toy :-
for men /women /couples.....
Sheeeeeezzzzz Ade……Bloom'in typical....
Yeah-yeah-yeah lets invent new toys for the boys and the girls and the couples……
But lets leave those weirdo trannie's without a new source of titillation ….!.
pffft,,,, I feel so abandoned ….!. your such a meanie Ade,,,,, such a meanie !!!!!!!
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LOL, you lot can be our Sales Team ... go and make the promotion Video .....b and Hurry Up for Fcuk Sake ... moan moan moan ..
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We need more sex toys for men. Women have a multi-billion pound industry built around a tiny little thing most men can't find, and what do we get? A blow up doll!  |
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"Invent a new Sex Toy :-
for men /women /couples.....
Sheeeeeezzzzz Ade……Bloom'in typical....
Yeah-yeah-yeah lets invent new toys for the boys and the girls and the couples……
But lets leave those weirdo trannie's without a new source of titillation ….!.
pffft,,,, I feel so abandoned ….!. your such a meanie Ade,,,,, such a meanie !!!!!!!
LOL, you lot can be our Sales Team ... go and make the promotion Video .....b and Hurry Up for Fcuk Sake ... moan moan moan ..
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Tuh,,,,,, sales team..!... you want me me in your sales team...... no-way.....your hav'in a laff ain't ya !!!!
erm..... I'll take the position of chief test pilot or you can spin on it chummy-bummy-boi !!!!! .......
pffft sales-team, frick'in sales team..!..!..!
Pah, I bet there's not even a snazzy uniform with that job either..... sheeeeezzzz |
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"OKAY we have a couple of suckers ..OOps i mean Team Leaders .... WISHY vs SOXY
well done girls ..( )
What are you thinking of calling your Teams......? "
But Ade on reflection I don't think I could be part of your team after-all,,,,,,,,,,
The only leader you’ll ever find me involved with, is either having a cute flufy pink one padlocked round my neck or having a hard leather one cracked across my arse cheeks with a frequency derived from fearsome anticipation ……  |
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"OKAY we have a couple of suckers ..OOps i mean Team Leaders .... WISHY vs SOXY
well done girls ..( )
What are you thinking of calling your Teams......?
But Ade on reflection I don't think I could be part of your team after-all,,,,,,,,,,
The only leader you’ll ever find me involved with, is either having a cute flufy pink one padlocked round my neck or having a hard leather one cracked across my arse cheeks with a frequency derived from fearsome anticipation …… "
SOXY ................YOUR FIRED !!
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"OKAY we have a couple of suckers ..OOps i mean Team Leaders .... WISHY vs SOXY
well done girls ..( )
What are you thinking of calling your Teams......?
But Ade on reflection I don't think I could be part of your team after-all,,,,,,,,,,
The only leader you’ll ever find me involved with, is either having a cute flufy pink one padlocked round my neck or having a hard leather one cracked across my arse cheeks with a frequency derived from fearsome anticipation ……
SOXY ................YOUR FIRED !!
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Although I fully appreciate the wonderful support given by the gorgeous Foresters…….
Ade …..my good man….. in the name of cock smothering arse mustard………you can’t fire me….. I have withdrawn…..try and keep-up fella… sheeeeezzzzzz
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"A soap cock is a good idea........
Yeah, a sex toy which gives you thrush, that will be a novelty.
Perhaps you could cum Up with something..
Wishy washy 's Waiting ... "
I could come up with many things... but I fear that you Lord Saccharin could not afford to hire me... not even on my discount Tuesday hourly rates for OAP's. |
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"A soap cock is a good idea........
Yeah, a sex toy which gives you thrush, that will be a novelty.
Perhaps you could cum Up with something..
Wishy washy 's Waiting ...
I could come up with many things... but I fear that you Lord Saccharin could not afford to hire me... not even on my discount Tuesday hourly rates for OAP's."
Ha Ha ... well perhaps you could humour us by being one of the Judges .... |
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Hey Ade......How about a transsexual blow up doll with a retractable penor that turns inside out to become lady-like orifice…….!.
hey,,,,,,,come-on man..... don’t say ya wouldn’t……… pfftttt |
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ok the best idea im sure you all agre is my idea. Here we go.
This is called the multi vibro.
Picture this, a large is sized vibrator, but not the normal kind, the batteries are formed in the tip of the bellend instead of the base, this ensures that the base to tip is hollow (removable screw type base).
This means that when the man inserts the vibrator into his partner, he can also slide his cock into the vibrator whilst its in her, ensuring he feels the vibrations aswell
soft foam padded at the top to ensure he doesnt bruise.
Wen the woman wants to play alone the can, when the man wants to play alone he can, and when they want to play as a couple......yup they can
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"ok the best idea im sure you all agre is my idea. Here we go.
This is called the multi vibro.
Picture this, a large is sized vibrator, but not the normal kind, the batteries are formed in the tip of the bellend instead of the base, this ensures that the base to tip is hollow (removable screw type base).
This means that when the man inserts the vibrator into his partner, he can also slide his cock into the vibrator whilst its in her, ensuring he feels the vibrations aswell
soft foam padded at the top to ensure he doesnt bruise.
Wen the woman wants to play alone the can, when the man wants to play alone he can, and when they want to play as a couple......yup they can
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Suzi Quatro did that a few years ago i think ...she put a catchy tune to it too , do you have to Kick your legs high and do the splits too ?...cos ya can can can
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well without infringing on southparks copyright, ive gone for the same monowheel design, which is controlled by four dildos, i mean handles. two for the hands which control steering and two which control accelerate and brakes. these are inserted into the mouth and anus and controlled by a riding action. so the harder you ride the faster you accelerate/brake.
As mentioned before this is a tandem version and is marketed at couples of certain nature. Who enjoy exploring there sexual fantasies and sunday drives.
Im still crunching the numbers on the business plan, but look forward to seeing you in the boardroom soon |
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"well without infringing on southparks copyright, ive gone for the same monowheel design, which is controlled by four dildos, i mean handles. two for the hands which control steering and two which control accelerate and brakes. these are inserted into the mouth and anus and controlled by a riding action. so the harder you ride the faster you accelerate/brake.
As mentioned before this is a tandem version and is marketed at couples of certain nature. Who enjoy exploring there sexual fantasies and sunday drives.
Im still crunching the numbers on the business plan, but look forward to seeing you in the boardroom soon"
Okies , cant wait , but if we cant sort it .. we can put it to the DRAGONS on here in their Den .. |
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"well without infringing on southparks copyright, ive gone for the same monowheel design, which is controlled by four dildos, i mean handles. two for the hands which control steering and two which control accelerate and brakes. these are inserted into the mouth and anus and controlled by a riding action. so the harder you ride the faster you accelerate/brake.
As mentioned before this is a tandem version and is marketed at couples of certain nature. Who enjoy exploring there sexual fantasies and sunday drives.
Im still crunching the numbers on the business plan, but look forward to seeing you in the boardroom soon
Okies , cant wait , but if we cant sort it .. we can put it to the DRAGONS on here in their Den .. "
great idea, would love to see deborah and pheo take it for a test drive  |
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"well without infringing on southparks copyright, ive gone for the same monowheel design, which is controlled by four dildos, i mean handles. two for the hands which control steering and two which control accelerate and brakes. these are inserted into the mouth and anus and controlled by a riding action. so the harder you ride the faster you accelerate/brake.
As mentioned before this is a tandem version and is marketed at couples of certain nature. Who enjoy exploring there sexual fantasies and sunday drives.
Im still crunching the numbers on the business plan, but look forward to seeing you in the boardroom soon
Okies , cant wait , but if we cant sort it .. we can put it to the DRAGONS on here in their Den ..
great idea, would love to see deborah and pheo take it for a test drive "
Hmm, i was thinking Polo , Granny and Wishy Washy , but perhaps they aren't quite ready for it yet .. |
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So have we got any further forward with this Sex Toy Yet ..,Ummm? Does anyone know way they are failing in this task?.. who's to blame here ?, Cos i can tell you ...one of you mother Fcukers is gonna get 'FIRED' '...
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Well anytime, I was rather hoping that my team had won the task and was looking forward to our treat back at the house. A hot tub night with champagne and good time girls, yum yum |
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Woohoo!!! I finally won something
Not one for speeches, but would like to thank lord anytime for giving me this opportunity. And don't see my victory as been in anyway affected by the lack of activity in this thread.
Now I've got the confidence of my first strike I feel that I can only grow in this competition and look forward to the next task eagerly.
Plus I have a idea growing for a future task, but will probably fall flat on its face! |
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"Woohoo!!! I finally won something
Not one for speeches, but would like to thank lord anytime for giving me this opportunity. And don't see my victory as been in anyway affected by the lack of activity in this thread.
Now I've got the confidence of my first strike I feel that I can only grow in this competition and look forward to the next task eagerly.
Plus I have a idea growing for a future task, but will probably fall flat on its face!"
Well if you want me to start a Task 2 thread well , i'll think about it |
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Yes yes task 2
My idea is for you to arrange the teams to meet you in leeds brewery wharf at 6 am sharp. The task is to organise a swingers party\social. The best party wins, simple.
As leeds brewery wharf was part of tetleys brewery the teams are basically organising a piss up in a brewery! |
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piss up anywhere sounds ideal.
Other than that, are there any product designers on Fab? I'm looking for a sexual product to be designed, possibly to concept form, but a little embarrassed to go to a design company for work on it. |
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"piss up anywhere sounds ideal.
Other than that, are there any product designers on Fab? I'm looking for a sexual product to be designed, possibly to concept form, but a little embarrassed to go to a design company for work on it."
Sounds interesting , i would imagine you dont want to give your idea away here in case it gets nicked , lol, but could you give us some idea of the functions and who will be the chief pleasure giver/receiver etc |
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"Yes yes task 2
My idea is for you to arrange the teams to meet you in leeds brewery wharf at 6 am sharp. The task is to organise a swingers party\social. The best party wins, simple.
As leeds brewery wharf was part of tetleys brewery the teams are basically organising a piss up in a brewery!"
Leeds ..??...  |
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"Yes anytime
Are we getting anywhere with the piss up in a brewery task........ I mean task 2?
Leeds ,  cant you think of some place a bit more erm quiter "
Could change location to Mansfield brewery if that would be more accommodating anytime |
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"Yes anytime
Are we getting anywhere with the piss up in a brewery task........ I mean task 2?
Leeds , cant you think of some place a bit more erm quiter
Could change location to Mansfield brewery if that would be more accommodating anytime "
Shut down M8 , about 6years ago . the owners sold it to the Jocks and Geordies Firm ...  |
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Seems its getting quite difficult to organise a piss up in a brewery
Who'd have thought that?
Maybe we could make that into task 1.2, a warm up task before task 2 kicks off good and proper |
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"Seems its getting quite difficult to organise a piss up in a brewery
Who'd have thought that?
Maybe we could make that into task 1.2, a warm up task before task 2 kicks off good and proper "
WE ? who's We |
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The competing participants in the tasks of course ! But as it seems there's only me and thee contributing at the moment, guess that narrows it down a bit lord anytime |
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"The competing participants in the tasks of course ! But as it seems there's only me and thee contributing at the moment, guess that narrows it down a bit lord anytime "
ERM, no touching M8 , but if you can tempt a few fit birds into our iccle circle , then i might be UP 4 it ....
Mebbies
(p.s. i do like a fiery red head or 2 ,if you know of any |
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"Used to know a arsonist called Lucy, who was a big man united fan
We don't talk anymore though, my fingers got burnt  "
I'm just wondering if any Delicious Ladies from Leeds are interested in a piss UP .. |
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not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Used to know a arsonist called Lucy, who was a big man united fan
We don't talk anymore though, my fingers got burnt
I'm just wondering if any Delicious Ladies from Leeds are interested in a piss UP .. "
Would that not be classed as water sports..?? |
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