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The Random Message Generator XP2012-V6
Are the one above threads getting you nowhere?
Can’t work out how to break the ice?
Is “hi how are you” just not working?
The Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 has the perfect message for you to send to prospective new friends and playmates.
Free trials are available for a limited time, subject to terms and conditions.
We aim to give 100% customer satisfaction. Our 24hr Customer Service team will be glad to take your comments at our Papua New Guinea call centre, between 3.34 am and 3.35 am. Your call may be monitors for training purposes.
RGP accept no liability for loss, damage or injury as a result of using any of our products.
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"Looking to break the ice but don't have a 3 ton polar bear to hand! Any suggestions?  "
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
I've ironed my cock just for you. |
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"I want to be able to write messages, so people will like me, Its a tall order i know, but any help will be gratefully accepted.  "
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Just look at my arse
That could be on your bed
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"I want to be able to write messages, so people will like me, Its a tall order i know, but any help will be gratefully accepted.
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Just look at my arse
That could be on your bed
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thank you so much, will be back later to let you know if it works.
P.S do you think people will know if it is a copy and paste message |
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"Looking to break the ice but don't have a 3 ton polar bear to hand! Any suggestions?
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
I've ironed my cock just for you."
Thanks - although i've given that up now i've managed to get it straightened after an accident with a bacon slicer.
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Mind you - she's 21, blonde and very sexy - i'm sure she can do better than working on the meat counter at asda! |
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"I have no luck on here at all....my messages are deleted by everyone 
Any help would be greatly appreciated  "
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
Heaven must be missing an angel, because there's a hole between my legs.
Would you like to apply for the vacant opening? |
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"I would like a random message please."
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
Fanny or chips? Fanny or chips?
Come on don't think about it for too long, the chips will get cold. |
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"Dear RMG, please send me my message, thanks...
PS. Make it good I need all the help I can get! "
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
I've just filled my foo foo with milk, flour, an egg and a pinch of salt...... can I batter your sausage? |
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"I'm very shy, do you think you can help where all others have failed,..help please .. "
Dear customer
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Your free trail message is as follows:
Come on... look in the mirror! You can't afford to be that fussy... give me a chance. |
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"help!!! i cant seem to get a reply no matter how interesting an witty my messages are, please help me  "
Dear customer
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Your free trail message is as follows:
You're a 6 out of 10 and I'm a 9.... don't you think those numbers go well together? |
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"Our 'fancy a shag' message doesn't seem to be working, please help? "
Dear customer
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Your free trail message is as follows:
Just look at the photos and message back saying 'yes'. |
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"My 'thanks for your message but no thanks' message seems a little stale. A new version would be very appreciated."
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
Thanks for your message, yes please.... PS I'm stale.
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Dear RMG operator,
Please conjure the controls, angle the knobs ( ), forward the thrusters and otherwise contrive for us a message for the rude, (not mushroom rude, but free range rude)...
Thank you please
Wolf
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"Dear RMG operator could you randomly generate for us too please as our "can you not read" messages seem to be falling on blind eyes
Kind regards "
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
You have 3 seconds to fuck off or I'm telling polo! |
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"Dear RMG operator,
Please conjure the controls, angle the knobs (), forward the thrusters and otherwise contrive for us a message for the rude, (not mushroom rude, but free range rude)...
Thank you please
Wolf
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Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
The missus and I fancy a bit of cock. As yours doesn't look like a full one, would you be interested in meeting? |
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"Dear RMG operator,
Please conjure the controls, angle the knobs (), forward the thrusters and otherwise contrive for us a message for the rude, (not mushroom rude, but free range rude)...
Thank you please
Wolf
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
The missus and I fancy a bit of cock. As yours doesn't look like a full one, would you be interested in meeting?"
Just the job... ta muchlies |
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"Dear RMG may I please have a message to send to those Adonis's who so far have managed to elude (read ignore) me?
Thank you. "
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
Dear handsome fella
I don't have issues
I know what I'm doing
I know what I want
I won't get clingy
What the fuck are you waiting for? |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"I'm very shy, do you think you can help where all others have failed,..help please ..
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
Come on... look in the mirror! You can't afford to be that fussy... give me a chance."
Many thanks RMG, your message worked,....I've found the perfect partner,s for a threesome, ..
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me and my hands are blissfully happy .... |
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"Dear RMG operator could you randomly generate for us too please as our "can you not read" messages seem to be falling on blind eyes
Kind regards
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
You have 3 seconds to fuck off or I'm telling polo!"
Perfect thankyou
Ignore at their peril  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Dear RMG
As a single fem, inundated with messages  I seldom send out initial messages (and I'm also very shy and retiring), please generate me a message that will engage the interest of those I target for my bunny boiling escapades....ooops I meant NSA sex sessions
Thanks in advance |
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"Dear RMG
As a single fem, inundated with messages I seldom send out initial messages (and I'm also very shy and retiring), please generate me a message that will engage the interest of those I target for my bunny boiling escapades....ooops I meant NSA sex sessions
Thanks in advance "
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
Hi
I have read your profile and yet I still want to meet you..... how crazy is that? |
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Dear R.P.G! I need to be lavished with your sophistication. I need to convey that I'm a very dirty slutty pure bastard and would do anything for a chip sandwich! Please help asap as I'm well hank marvin innit! |
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"Dear R.P.G! I need to be lavished with your sophistication. I need to convey that I'm a very dirty slutty pure bastard and would do anything for a chip sandwich! Please help asap as I'm well hank marvin innit!"
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
I know a lot of you fat birds with body image hang-ups usually go for chubby blokes so you don't feel as self-conscious about your own body, but seriously I will not judge you …….. I really am not that fussy. |
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"Dear R.P.G! I need to be lavished with your sophistication. I need to convey that I'm a very dirty slutty pure bastard and would do anything for a chip sandwich! Please help asap as I'm well hank marvin innit!
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
I know a lot of you fat birds with body image hang-ups usually go for chubby blokes so you don't feel as self-conscious about your own body, but seriously I will not judge you …….. I really am not that fussy."
Back at you babe, what time will I pick u up? |
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"Dear R.P.G! I need to be lavished with your sophistication. I need to convey that I'm a very dirty slutty pure bastard and would do anything for a chip sandwich! Please help asap as I'm well hank marvin innit!
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
I know a lot of you fat birds with body image hang-ups usually go for chubby blokes so you don't feel as self-conscious about your own body, but seriously I will not judge you …….. I really am not that fussy. Back at you babe, what time will I pick u up?"
I dunno... how long will it take you to get a six pack... from the gym not the co-op? |
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"Dear R.P.G! I need to be lavished with your sophistication. I need to convey that I'm a very dirty slutty pure bastard and would do anything for a chip sandwich! Please help asap as I'm well hank marvin innit!
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
I know a lot of you fat birds with body image hang-ups usually go for chubby blokes so you don't feel as self-conscious about your own body, but seriously I will not judge you …….. I really am not that fussy. Back at you babe, what time will I pick u up?
I dunno... how long will it take you to get a six pack... from the gym not the co-op?"
That's your date fucked you cheeky bitch |
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"Dear R.P.G! I need to be lavished with your sophistication. I need to convey that I'm a very dirty slutty pure bastard and would do anything for a chip sandwich! Please help asap as I'm well hank marvin innit!
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
I know a lot of you fat birds with body image hang-ups usually go for chubby blokes so you don't feel as self-conscious about your own body, but seriously I will not judge you …….. I really am not that fussy. Back at you babe, what time will I pick u up?
I dunno... how long will it take you to get a six pack... from the gym not the co-op? That's your date fucked you cheeky bitch"
We aim to give 100% customer satisfaction. Our 24hr Customer Service team will be glad to take your comments at our Papua New Guinea call centre, between 3.34 am and 3.35 am. Your call may be monitored for training purposes.... and so the rest of the office can take the piss. |
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"Dear R.P.G! I need to be lavished with your sophistication. I need to convey that I'm a very dirty slutty pure bastard and would do anything for a chip sandwich! Please help asap as I'm well hank marvin innit!
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
I know a lot of you fat birds with body image hang-ups usually go for chubby blokes so you don't feel as self-conscious about your own body, but seriously I will not judge you …….. I really am not that fussy. Back at you babe, what time will I pick u up?
I dunno... how long will it take you to get a six pack... from the gym not the co-op? That's your date fucked you cheeky bitch
We aim to give 100% customer satisfaction. Our 24hr Customer Service team will be glad to take your comments at our Papua New Guinea call centre, between 3.34 am and 3.35 am. Your call may be monitored for training purposes.... and so the rest of the office can take the piss."
Don't get technical you just got the elbow |
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over a year ago
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Dear R G P,
Being a shy retiring person with SOME cute thrown in for good taste, please could you help me write a convincing message to all the beautiful ladies in Fabland?
Fainthearted of the Fens... |
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"Dear R G P,
Being a shy retiring person with SOME cute thrown in for good taste, please could you help me write a convincing message to all the beautiful ladies in Fabland?
Fainthearted of the Fens... "
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
I'm trying to spend more time sampling the simple things in life........ having seen the sort of crass you come out with, I recon you're dim enough to qualify. |
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"polo would luv u too check my prof pls and tell me what u think pls "
I think you may have the wrong Random Generator thread........ though a Random Profile Ratings Generator might be a good idea. |
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"polo would luv u too check my prof pls and tell me what u think pls
I think you may have the wrong Random Generator thread........ though a Random Profile Ratings Generator might be a good idea."
Oh liking the sound of that one  |
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" I'm trying to spend more time sampling the simple things in life........ having seen the sort of crass you come out with, I recon you're dim enough to qualify."
Yaaayyy!!!
Finally... I didnt get blocked... |
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"How about a to the point yet polite it dont want to bang your bones reply i can use?  "
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
You'll always be second best to polo... and I don't do seconds. |
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"How about a to the point yet polite it dont want to bang your bones reply i can use?
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
You'll always be second best to polo... and I don't do seconds."
Do us another that dont make them jealous of you |
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"How about a to the point yet polite it dont want to bang your bones reply i can use?
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
You'll always be second best to polo... and I don't do seconds.
Do us another that dont make them jealous of you "
Dear customer
Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.
Your free trail message is as follows:
Oh, baby trog
I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do (I know you do)
Thats why whenever I come online you give my profile a view
And I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
You know you’ll never get a man like me
Dont cha wish your next meet was hot like me
Dont cha wish your next meet had a bod like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont cha wish your next meet was raw like me
Dont cha wish your next meet was fit like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)
Leave me alone (leave me alone)
Cause ya perving too much
And ya never getting near my bone
Let's keep it simple (let's keep it simple)
Which you are to be fair (you’re real simple yeah)
See, I dont care
If you’re wishing I was with you there
Dont cha wish your next meet was hot like me
Dont cha wish the guys who fuck ya looked like me
Dont cha, dont cha
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"We'd love a message to send out to replace the polite "thanks, but no thanks" one that single males get, when they obviously havent read our profile. Preferably very castic and cutting lol!  "
Dear customer
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Your free trail message is as follows:
If you were the only single male on this site.... you'd still be wanking at home tonigh.
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"I'd like a polite , concise response to - 'Why not?' "
Dear customer
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Your free trail message is as follows:
How do I loath thee? Let me count the ways.
I loath thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of being and ideal grace.
I loath thee to the level of every day's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I loath thee freely, as men strive for right.
I loath thee purely, as they turn from praise.
I loath thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I loath thee with a loath I seemed to lose
With my lost saints. I loath thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose,
I shall but loath thee better after death.
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