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"bleugh - morning hope everyone has a wonderful friday," turn that frown upside down  | |||
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"Morning...some psychobabble...just for you.... "thanks i appreciate it | |||
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"Pick on one of your friends...or make a new one and talk dirty to them...you'll feel much better in no time...works for me... "did that sent some messages, but the ones i sent messages to arnt online and prob away to work.  | |||
"awww im happy hehe, just dealing with a week of headaches x pokes _icboy just for fun ;O)" aww hope thing get better xx  | |||
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"awww im happy hehe, just dealing with a week of headaches x pokes _icboy just for fun ;O) aww hope thing get better xx " thank you i will i hope, just lotta fresh air needed at the mment hehe, anyways i needs to go back into rl again...what is that again hehe | |||
"its always the same, ive to do that as well play catch up on msgs, still 75 to go through hehe found out i left some back from 6 weeks back almost had a heart attack lol" As a guy I never have that problem...take me two maybe three minute to sort through my mail... Is you poke a nice poke or.... | |||
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"top 'o' the mornin to ye. lol. when ya felin sad and blue. there is just one thing you can do. take a trip to your local bank sit on the floor and have a wank. " lol....that had me laughing | |||
"top 'o' the mornin to ye. lol. when ya felin sad and blue. there is just one thing you can do. take a trip to your local bank sit on the floor and have a wank. "  | |||
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"its always the same, ive to do that as well play catch up on msgs, still 75 to go through hehe found out i left some back from 6 weeks back almost had a heart attack lol As a guy I never have that problem...take me two maybe three minute to sort through my mail... Is you poke a nice poke or.... "Tis a nice one 
Ok *vanished* but hiding around | |||
"As long as you don't check your account... "or make a deposit | |||
"I'm lying in bed putting off the task of packing for a work trip... Distracting myself on here! "tis a good distraction | |||
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"im stopping myself from going out, in the little bit of sunshine, to change some bits over on the 2 bikes before Em comes over. so will write you some more poetry, missy. give me a subject. x" or mister, depending on who's posting lol | |||
"I'm lying in bed putting off the task of packing for a work trip... Distracting myself on here!
tis a good distraction "Distracts me far too often! Any advice on whats to do in Belfast if I can escape for an hour or so? (already had the offer of a fireman... ) | |||
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"Fuck...poetry...lets rock... "hmm, more difficult to write a rock song, especially on a forum, cant get teh melody across lol | |||
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"(already had the offer of a fireman... Could'nt eat a whole one... "Ooooooh but I can!
As long as he returns the favour...  | |||
"I'm lying in bed putting off the task of packing for a work trip... Distracting myself on here!
tis a good distraction
Distracts me far too often!
Any advice on whats to do in Belfast if I can escape for an hour or so?
(already had the offer of a fireman... )"depends on what you like.the new titanic experience is meant to be good(havnt been yet) | |||
"Fuck...poetry...lets rock... "and roll, you canny forget the roll | |||
"I'm lying in bed putting off the task of packing for a work trip... Distracting myself on here!
tis a good distraction
Distracts me far too often!
Any advice on whats to do in Belfast if I can escape for an hour or so?
(already had the offer of a fireman... )
depends on what you like.the new titanic experience is meant to be good(havnt been yet)"That is on the to do list, all depends how much time I get to myself. | |||
"I'm lying in bed putting off the task of packing for a work trip... Distracting myself on here!
tis a good distraction
Distracts me far too often!
Any advice on whats to do in Belfast if I can escape for an hour or so?
(already had the offer of a fireman... )
depends on what you like.the new titanic experience is meant to be good(havnt been yet)
That is on the to do list, all depends how much time I get to myself."There is also some good shops in belfast. | |||
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"Go big knicker shopping again, I lost the last pic of you in them, or did I "I dont know what your talking about  | |||
"My eyes are not fully open yet, so there may be typos" Morning | |||
" (already had the offer of a fireman... Could'nt eat a whole one...
Ooooooh but I can!
As long as he returns the favour... "In fact I could probably manage an engines worth of them... | |||
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"In fact I could probably manage an engines worth of them... Oh you greedy lady... "I've never denied it!
Mmmmmm must ask my Belfast fireman about his colleagues... | |||
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"Good morning FAB people, have a good day, whatever you are doing. "Morning pearl xxx | |||
"A Melbourne radio station conducted a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing public moment in a listener’s life. Here are the final four... 4th Place While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy & started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust & annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she didn’t start behaving herself, right now, she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye & said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don’t let me go right now, I will tell Grandma I saw you kissing Daddy’s Willie last night.' After this enlightening exchange, the silence was deafening. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered the last of my dignity & walked out of the bank, with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard as the door closed behind me were screams of laughter. 3rd Place It was the day before my 18th birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a piggyback ride down to the phone. Since we didn’t want to miss the call, we didn’t make time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on as a whole crowd of people yelled 'SURPRISE'. My entire family parents, grand parents, aunts, uncles, cousins as well as my friends, were standing there. My girlfriend & I were frozen on the spot in a state of shocked embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity. Since then, no one in my family has planned any surprise parties. 2nd Place A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally Got up to the checkout, she learned that one of the items had no price tag. The checkout girl got on the public address system, which boomed out across the store for everyone to hear, 'Price check for Tampax supersize.' But it got worse. Someone at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood word 'Tampax' for 'Thumbtacks' & replied in a business like tone, his voice booming back over the same public address system: 'Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind one you knock in with a hammer? ...& the winner is... 1st Place. This happened at a major Australian University, during a biology lecture. A professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young woman raised her hand & asked, 'If I understand you correctly, you are saying there is as much glucose in male semen as in sugar?' The professor responded, yes, that’s correct adding some statistical data. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, 'Then why doesn’t it taste sweet?' After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl turned bright red as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said, she picked up her books & without another word, walked out of the class. However, as she was heading for the door, the professor’s reply was a classic. Totally straight faced, he answered her question. 'It doesn’t taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue & not in the back of your throat'. "brilliant  | |||
"Go big knicker shopping again, I lost the last pic of you in them, or did I
I dont know what your talking about "Don't worry I have found it | |||
"Go big knicker shopping again, I lost the last pic of you in them, or did I
I dont know what your talking about
Don't worry I have found it "I know nothing | |||
"In fact I could probably manage an engines worth of them... Oh you greedy lady...
I've never denied it!
Mmmmmm must ask my Belfast fireman about his colleagues... "when you hear the firebell chime your belfast firemans there on time he will ut you in a spin when you let him slip it in. he's always on the go fireman Mac he'll ask you for a blow fireman Mac you can not ignore his friends when they knock on your door | |||
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"lol go out then ha ha" I'm nice and cosy in my bed | |||
