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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok obs the forums are like a fucked up family type thing so you all got roles for example
Gemini is forum pappa talking sence bringing folks back to earth
Pp and bladey are like 2 delinquent uncles looking at all the boobies
Obs theres cool auntie p giving her advice
Im the awesome over excitable but moody kid that wont share his penis
And so on so go on whats your role in this fucked up little in family of in breeders  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm the shy, quiet one that no one wants to admit being related to  "
Shy... quiet...
 You're the hot auntie who's a bit of a hippy, loves life and found chugging back the drinks at a wedding and tearing up the dance floor, giving support to those who need it when you're not making out with the best man. |
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"I'm the shy, quiet one that no one wants to admit being related to
Shy... quiet...
You're the hot auntie who's a bit of a hippy, loves life and found chugging back the drinks at a wedding and tearing up the dance floor, giving support to those who need it when you're not making out with the best man."
Nailed it |
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"I'm the shy, quiet one that no one wants to admit being related to
Shy... quiet...
You're the hot auntie who's a bit of a hippy, loves life and found chugging back the drinks at a wedding and tearing up the dance floor, giving support to those who need it when you're not making out with the best man."
Oh Meli I Iove you...that made me chuckle. Pretty spot on x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I would be the brother who just plays on his Xbox and isn’t phased by all the mayhem
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ooo good call lets leave this lot to it fifa or cod? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The black sheep...says very little but often when I do it is to offer up a Lil something someone maybe able to use...don t meet, preferring to chat from afar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bay at the moon and offer dodgy snake oil
How much for some dodgy snake oil?
It’s free what flavour?
Prawn cocktail please."
It’ll take a while to produce that flavour. You could always put it on some prawn cocktail flavoured crisps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The elderly female relative who is generally ambivalent and inoffensive but every now and again will shock the others by flashing her boobs and inappropriately blaspheming.
Then she'll go back to sipping tea and complaining about the crusts on her turkey sandwiches. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m the Irish cousin  "
I wanted this lol I'll be that one relative that turns up but no one actually knows who hes related to or how they are tied to the family |
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"The elderly female relative who is generally ambivalent and inoffensive but every now and again will shock the others by flashing her boobs and inappropriately blaspheming.
Then she'll go back to sipping tea and complaining about the crusts on her turkey sandwiches. "
we're the same age, there's life in us yet. I'll ply you with alcohol, you'll forget all about the crusty sandwiches  |
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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago
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I'm the big sister- a model of good behaviour and always there for words of wisdom, but from tales still circling of a misspent youth, you all know different! And any cousins can just jolly well keep their mouths shut (and will, for fear of incriminating themselves) and join me with the food and alcohol til we can escape the old farts and head out for a real party. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The elderly female relative who is generally ambivalent and inoffensive but every now and again will shock the others by flashing her boobs and inappropriately blaspheming.
Then she'll go back to sipping tea and complaining about the crusts on her turkey sandwiches.
we're the same age, there's life in us yet. I'll ply you with alcohol, you'll forget all about the crusty sandwiches "
But may well flash more frequently when tipsy.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We are the visiting family friends that no one quite remembers when/how we arrived in their lives apart from one aunty who has a wry dirty grin when we turn up. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The elderly female relative who is generally ambivalent and inoffensive but every now and again will shock the others by flashing her boobs and inappropriately blaspheming.
Then she'll go back to sipping tea and complaining about the crusts on her turkey sandwiches.
we're the same age, there's life in us yet. I'll ply you with alcohol, you'll forget all about the crusty sandwiches
But may well flash more frequently when tipsy.... "
yaaaaay wheres the booze at |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know I’d be the one quietly questioning why the fuck I was even there in the first place
By the way - is it some kind of dare or do you get royalties every time you mention ‘don’t share my penis?’
I don’t share mine either |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know I’d be the one quietly questioning why the fuck I was even there in the first place
By the way - is it some kind of dare or do you get royalties every time you mention ‘don’t share my penis?’
I don’t share mine either"
No but as new people join every day fab is growing fast they must be informed im being proactive |
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I'd be the relative who sits quietly.. politely interacting when spoken to. Longing to join in properly .... I would probably eventually retire to the dungeon, to my comfort zone awaiting anyone who strays from the path in to the darkness... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm that perenially single uncle that turns up after dinner, gets everyone a little too d*unk, changes the music, turns it up and starts an impromptu dancefloor.
Probably snogged someone I shouldn't have, but just about got away with it and definitely drank the last of the tequila. |
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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago
manchester |
"Ok obs the forums are like a fucked up family type thing so you all got roles for example
Gemini is forum pappa talking sence bringing folks back to earth
Pp and bladey are like 2 delinquent uncles looking at all the boobies
Obs theres cool auntie p giving her advice
Im the awesome over excitable but moody kid that wont share his penis
And so on so go on whats your role in this fucked up little in family of in breeders "
Haha you got that right |
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"Ok obs the forums are like a fucked up family type thing so you all got roles for example
Gemini is forum pappa talking sence bringing folks back to earth
Pp and bladey are like 2 delinquent uncles looking at all the boobies
Obs theres cool auntie p giving her advice
Im the awesome over excitable but moody kid that wont share his penis
And so on so go on whats your role in this fucked up little in family of in breeders "
Oi I'm not related to that limp dick sort arse. Bloody cheek. Hmmmmm boobies  |
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"Ok obs the forums are like a fucked up family type thing so you all got roles for example
Gemini is forum pappa talking sence bringing folks back to earth
Pp and bladey are like 2 delinquent uncles looking at all the boobies
Obs theres cool auntie p giving her advice
Im the awesome over excitable but moody kid that wont share his penis
And so on so go on whats your role in this fucked up little in family of in breeders
Oi I'm not related to that limp dick sort arse. Bloody cheek. Hmmmmm boobies "
Short ffs short |
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"The elderly female relative who is generally ambivalent and inoffensive but every now and again will shock the others by flashing her boobs and inappropriately blaspheming.
Then she'll go back to sipping tea and complaining about the crusts on her turkey sandwiches.
we're the same age, there's life in us yet. I'll ply you with alcohol, you'll forget all about the crusty sandwiches
But may well flash more frequently when tipsy.... "
Ooòo bonus |
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"I'm that perenially single uncle that turns up after dinner, gets everyone a little too d*unk, changes the music, turns it up and starts an impromptu dancefloor.
Probably snogged someone I shouldn't have, but just about got away with it and definitely drank the last of the tequila."
Oui hands of the teqila.
I once had a night to remember on tequila. We fondly recall it as tequila Tuesday |
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"Ok obs the forums are like a fucked up family type thing so you all got roles for example
Gemini is forum pappa talking sence bringing folks back to earth
Pp and bladey are like 2 delinquent uncles looking at all the boobies
Obs theres cool auntie p giving her advice
Im the awesome over excitable but moody kid that wont share his penis
And so on so go on whats your role in this fucked up little in family of in breeders
Haha you got that right "
I want a divorce. Your keeping the fucking dog !!!! |
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"Ok obs the forums are like a fucked up family type thing so you all got roles for example
Gemini is forum pappa talking sence bringing folks back to earth
Pp and bladey are like 2 delinquent uncles looking at all the boobies
Obs theres cool auntie p giving her advice
Im the awesome over excitable but moody kid that wont share his penis
And so on so go on whats your role in this fucked up little in family of in breeders
Oi I'm not related to that limp dick sort arse. Bloody cheek. Hmmmmm boobies
Short ffs short"
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
I eschew the role given me so kindly by the OP as it's really not me at all...
....I'm more that Uncle that turns up once a year and no-one seems to know how he's related to anyone...sits quietly in the corner until he's reached a certain level of inebriation then becomes the life and soul of the party doing stupid things for laughs until the inebriation level goes up another notch and he falls asleep in the corner to be woken the next morning and sent on his way till next year |
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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago
manchester |
"Ok obs the forums are like a fucked up family type thing so you all got roles for example
Gemini is forum pappa talking sence bringing folks back to earth
Pp and bladey are like 2 delinquent uncles looking at all the boobies
Obs theres cool auntie p giving her advice
Im the awesome over excitable but moody kid that wont share his penis
And so on so go on whats your role in this fucked up little in family of in breeders
Haha you got that right
I want a divorce. Your keeping the fucking dog !!!!"
Yep I’m the long suffering auntie who rolls her eyes and slaps him across the back of his head every now and again...but with a smile
...and it’s your bloody dog |
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"Ok obs the forums are like a fucked up family type thing so you all got roles for example
Gemini is forum pappa talking sence bringing folks back to earth
Pp and bladey are like 2 delinquent uncles looking at all the boobies
Obs theres cool auntie p giving her advice
Im the awesome over excitable but moody kid that wont share his penis
And so on so go on whats your role in this fucked up little in family of in breeders
Haha you got that right
I want a divorce. Your keeping the fucking dog !!!!
Yep I’m the long suffering auntie who rolls her eyes and slaps him across the back of his head every now and again...but with a smile
...and it’s your bloody dog "
Awww poor nico  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm that perenially single uncle that turns up after dinner, gets everyone a little too d*unk, changes the music, turns it up and starts an impromptu dancefloor.
Probably snogged someone I shouldn't have, but just about got away with it and definitely drank the last of the tequila.
Oui hands of the teqila.
I once had a night to remember on tequila. We fondly recall it as tequila Tuesday "
Tequila on a tuesday? Doffs cap. I knew I liked you... |
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"I eschew the role given me so kindly by the OP as it's really not me at all...
....I'm more that Uncle that turns up once a year and no-one seems to know how he's related to anyone...sits quietly in the corner until he's reached a certain level of inebriation then becomes the life and soul of the party doing stupid things for laughs until the inebriation level goes up another notch and he falls asleep in the corner to be woken the next morning and sent on his way till next year"
Add to that some Madness dancing and you are really on your way |
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"I'm that perenially single uncle that turns up after dinner, gets everyone a little too d*unk, changes the music, turns it up and starts an impromptu dancefloor.
Probably snogged someone I shouldn't have, but just about got away with it and definitely drank the last of the tequila.
Oui hands of the teqila.
I once had a night to remember on tequila. We fondly recall it as tequila Tuesday
Tequila on a tuesday? Doffs cap. I knew I liked you..."
I sat at work with a hangover the next day, smiling ..it was so worth it |
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"I eschew the role given me so kindly by the OP as it's really not me at all...
....I'm more that Uncle that turns up once a year and no-one seems to know how he's related to anyone...sits quietly in the corner until he's reached a certain level of inebriation then becomes the life and soul of the party doing stupid things for laughs until the inebriation level goes up another notch and he falls asleep in the corner to be woken the next morning and sent on his way till next year
Add to that some Madness dancing and you are really on your way "
And a bit of Paul Kelly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm that perenially single uncle that turns up after dinner, gets everyone a little too d*unk, changes the music, turns it up and starts an impromptu dancefloor.
Probably snogged someone I shouldn't have, but just about got away with it and definitely drank the last of the tequila.
Oui hands of the teqila.
I once had a night to remember on tequila. We fondly recall it as tequila Tuesday
Tequila on a tuesday? Doffs cap. I knew I liked you...
I sat at work with a hangover the next day, smiling ..it was so worth it "
The impromptu nights are the best |
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