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What do you worry about, before a meet!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Interested in both men’s and women’s thoughts.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will he notice the stray pubes? |
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Will they be normal. Will my nerves get the better of me and will I chat utter gibberish the whole time x |
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If my stomach is sticking out, what is he notices my cellulite, what if i make a complete arse of everything lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I’m attractive to them and they actually have the personality they claim to have |
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Timing, I don't like to be late.
Also smell, not that I smell, but I would like me/her to be able to smell my aftershave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will they see I’m watching them haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Performance issues, although Indo my best to let go of them and relax |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That they're not so tedious that spending an hour with them over a drink doesn't feel like the longest day of our lives |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will he see beyond the potatoeyness and see the real me...
Does he like bacon?
How soon can we get married? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will they like what I'm wearing, will they be turned on by me |
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"Timing, I don't like to be late.
Also smell, not that I smell, but I would like me/her to be able to smell my aftershave "
Smelling good is important to me also |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will there be snacks |
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"Will he see beyond the potatoeyness and see the real me...
Does he like bacon?
How soon can we get married?"
*Chuckling* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving.
If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking
If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case?
Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath
What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear?
Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight.
Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch.
Did I eat yet, I've forgotten.
Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh.
Shit, what perfume?
Fuck a duck, what eye shadow?
Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow.
Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer.
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Will there be snacks "
I set that out as a deal breaker in advance.
I worry about everything, in a nervous excitement sort of way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If he will find me attractive, if we will click in the flesh, if he will think I’m fat and grossed out at seeing me naked.
Lots of things I always over think. |
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving.
If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking
If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case?
Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath
What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear?
Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight.
Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch.
Did I eat yet, I've forgotten.
Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh.
Shit, what perfume?
Fuck a duck, what eye shadow?
Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow.
Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer.
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Ha ha you never fail to make me chuckle.. whilst also relating into words what happens in my head... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What shoes should i wear... How many should I take with me |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
1. If there are toilets nearby (social meet)
2. If I’m going to need the toilet.
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving.
If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking
If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case?
Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath
What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear?
Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight.
Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch.
Did I eat yet, I've forgotten.
Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh.
Shit, what perfume?
Fuck a duck, what eye shadow?
Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow.
Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer.
P"
I fucking love you P x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Needing a shit mid meet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving.
If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking
If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case?
Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath
What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear?
Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight.
Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch.
Did I eat yet, I've forgotten.
Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh.
Shit, what perfume?
Fuck a duck, what eye shadow?
Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow.
Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer.
P"
Omg, I laughed so much I had to spit my tea back in my cup, half of it went on my lap so now I look like I’ve wet myself, and I’m still choking a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving.
If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking
If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case?
Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath
What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear?
Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight.
Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch.
Did I eat yet, I've forgotten.
Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh.
Shit, what perfume?
Fuck a duck, what eye shadow?
Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow.
Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer.
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Ha ha you never fail to make me chuckle.. whilst also relating into words what happens in my head... "
And that's only part of it!
Me and B have hit the stinky feet, unshaven, bed headed birds nest of doom stage. Must be love.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jeez. I’d love that anyone who is meeting me feels relaxed very quickly. I thought I worried |
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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago
Near Wells |
Will they turn up? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving.
If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking
If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case?
Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath
What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear?
Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight.
Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch.
Did I eat yet, I've forgotten.
Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh.
Shit, what perfume?
Fuck a duck, what eye shadow?
Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow.
Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer.
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I fucking love you P x"
back at ya x |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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Will either of us be disappointed.
Will there be chemistry between us. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will I be safe? "
This is probably the one consistent thought I also have. I know it sounds strange given I am so tall but it is always there in background. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving.
If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking
If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case?
Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath
What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear?
Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight.
Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch.
Did I eat yet, I've forgotten.
Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh.
Shit, what perfume?
Fuck a duck, what eye shadow?
Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow.
Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer.
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Omg, I laughed so much I had to spit my tea back in my cup, half of it went on my lap so now I look like I’ve wet myself, and I’m still choking a bit "
That means you know it's true!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Our first meet is always strictly social in a public environment.
Therefore we worry about nowt! Either he likes us and vice versa or we don't and move on to the next |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
A meet! Hmm. If I were lucky enough to have a meet, nothing would worry me. It will be what it is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Based on last week, will the fucker turn up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If he wants me to walk on him, will i break his ribs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Size of my penis.
I've posted about this before, some one I met about 4 years ago pointed and mocked it's size when I got naked.
Now I am perfectly happy with it and it's size, confident with it too. But something like that never leaves you and meeting some one new that memory always rears its head briefly.
Thankfully no one has ever complained since, not to my face any way
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Will the chicken costume put them off. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving.
If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking
If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case?
Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath
What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear?
Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight.
Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch.
Did I eat yet, I've forgotten.
Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh.
Shit, what perfume?
Fuck a duck, what eye shadow?
Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow.
Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer.
P
Omg, I laughed so much I had to spit my tea back in my cup, half of it went on my lap so now I look like I’ve wet myself, and I’m still choking a bit
That means you know it's true!
P"
You’re brilliant! |
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving.
If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking
If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case?
Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath
What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear?
Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight.
Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch.
Did I eat yet, I've forgotten.
Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh.
Shit, what perfume?
Fuck a duck, what eye shadow?
Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow.
Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer.
P"
This is brillant and proper made us laugh haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will either of us be disappointed.
Will there be chemistry between us. " my thoughts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Timing, I don't like to be late.
Also smell, not that I smell, but I would like me/her to be able to smell my aftershave "
A guy wearing sexy aftershave is a must! Jesus, weak knees from that alone...;) lol Mrs x |
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"Size of my penis.
I've posted about this before, some one I met about 4 years ago pointed and mocked it's size when I got naked.
Now I am perfectly happy with it and it's size, confident with it too. But something like that never leaves you and meeting some one new that memory always rears its head briefly.
Thankfully no one has ever complained since, not to my face any way
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That is a truly awful situation to be in.
I'm glad that your over it..they should be ashamed |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"1. If there are toilets nearby (social meet)
2. If I’m going to need the toilet.
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Oh god yes, that too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hope she's really a woman.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope she's really a woman.."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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most worries me if they don't enjoy themselves inside and outside bedroom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope she's really a woman.." well that as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope she's really a woman..
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fab.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *illyredWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
how long after the introduction should i leave it before going in for a feel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When arranging a social and you walk into the pub to discover someone you know well also in there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how long after the introduction should i leave it before going in for a feel " nice to see some from my local area |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
I also worry how I’m going to know if they like the look of me, as I’m shit at reading things like that. |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
I don't worry about anything. It's like meeting a friend for a drink. What's the worst that can happen!! |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
Will they turn up?
Will I be alive by tonight?
After the initial safety panic,
Do i need to brush my teeth again?
Do i need to spray cologne?
Have i got the condoms....
Will they like me in person too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't worry about anything. It's like meeting a friend for a drink. What's the worst that can happen!! " you could be tango'd |
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Will they be normal
Will we get on
Will I be safe
How will I get out of there if I don't feel safe or there's no chemistry
Do I look ok
Have I missed any bits when I was shaving
Are my makeup/hair/nails/clothes ok
Will they try to sneakily not use a condom
Generally though I look forward to meeting new people. It's just a few experiences that have made me much more wary. |
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Honestly, I think about everything. |
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Will he turn up.
Have I tucked my skirt into my knickers. |
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Cellulite
My stomach/arm fat
How recent my wax was
Smelly feet
Bad breath
Sweating
What if I get gassy
Accidentally getting my hair down my throat and that time I had to pull it out like some sort of sword swallower
Starting bleeding during sex
Falling over in my heels
Having to wee between the pre meet shower and the sex
Will I live up to expectations or be dissapointing
What if their cock is huge and I'm scared to take it
Will they be dissapointed that I'm not that into doggy
Will they be one of those painfully furious clit strummers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cellulite
My stomach/arm fat
How recent my wax was
Smelly feet
Bad breath
Sweating
What if I get gassy
Accidentally getting my hair down my throat and that time I had to pull it out like some sort of sword swallower
Starting bleeding during sex
Falling over in my heels
Having to wee between the pre meet shower and the sex
Will I live up to expectations or be dissapointing
What if their cock is huge and I'm scared to take it
Will they be dissapointed that I'm not that into doggy
Will they be one of those painfully furious clit strummers"
That last sentence, yes! But also |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right I'm ready. Looking swish, smelling fresh. I'd bang me.
Got half an hour to kill before final teeth brushing and getting shoes on. SHIIIITTTTT shoes! Oh fuck oh fuck, what shoes?
Calm down ya tit and think.
I need to know if there are any steps.
Yes. Exact gradient and height, I ain't making a cunt of myself toppling in heels coz of death steps from hell, I suppose I could always bum shuffle down? Don't be a dick.
Maybe he could piggy back me ?
Helloooooooooooo fucknugget get a grip woman.
Ok, I'll brave the stairs. I believe in me.
*puts on shoes*
Looking fiiiiiine.
Bollocks, didn't check if it's a cobble road.
Fuck it, flats it is, be safe.
*look of horror*
The only ones that go with my outfit are my work ones, they've had my trotters in them running round the restaurant for 11 solid hours they're gonna smell like a skunks ringpiece. Febreeze baby girl, you got time.
Phew... I'm good.
what if he wants to toe suck?
Fuck it, if I break my neck and ankle so be it.
*waddles off like Vicki Pollard doing her poshest catwalk*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve not had a meet off here, but imagine it would be like a date. So I would generally worry about all sorts:
What if the conversation is bad?
I hope I don’t pass gas/burp
I hope I/they smell nice
I hope there is chemistry. |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Without writing a James Joyce-esque stream of consciousness monologue like the inimitable P,
It runs along the lines of;
How do I look, did I trim/shave/manscape adequately, do I smell good, will they like me, will I like them, what happens if we don't get on, what happens if we do get on, not too much tongue for the love of god, what if they're a bad kisser, what if they think I'm a bad kisser...
Etc, etc. Until the point of actually meeting them! |
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What to wear but I wouldn't class it as a worry more a frustration. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Without writing a James Joyce-esque stream of consciousness monologue like the inimitable P,
It runs along the lines of;
How do I look, did I trim/shave/manscape adequately, do I smell good, will they like me, will I like them, what happens if we don't get on, what happens if we do get on, not too much tongue for the love of god, what if they're a bad kisser, what if they think I'm a bad kisser...
Etc, etc. Until the point of actually meeting them! "
Worst bit is I say it all out loud to myself it's far from internal
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing im the king of seduction |
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"Nothing im the king of seduction"
Prove it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will I get to keep my pants |
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For a social: will they turn up, will they hold up their end of the conversation, will they take one look at me and bolt, will I be safe?
After the social: will I be safe, will they still want me after I strip my clothes off or will they take one look and try to claw their way out of the bedroom, will my stupidly irregular periods choose that exact moment to show up, will I be safe, will they want to do anything really bizarre that freaks me out and they've not mentioned it yet because they know it's bizarre, will I be safe?
Please don't be a murderer: https://youtu.be/iH3FPrI_Cuw |
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over a year ago
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving.
If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking
If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case?
Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath
What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear?
Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight.
Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch.
Did I eat yet, I've forgotten.
Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh.
Shit, what perfume?
Fuck a duck, what eye shadow?
Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow.
Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer.
P
This is brillant and proper made us laugh haha "
Awesome! This is the real stuff we worry about too.
Along with... is my tummy bloated? Did I forget the 'ffs don't eat bread today rule?'.
What underwear shall I wear, have I worn it to this place before or for this person before?
Then turning to my better half .... babe dont forget to nip to the barbers, trim your beard and when you get home trim your pubes.... as he is doing sit ups and press ups to get his body looking good.
We go through all of this in the name of swinging and its actually all part of the fun |
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What if she’s exhausted after the first 2 hours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Am I doing the right thing, will it be awkward and will they like me. |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
Will they like me?..
Will they think I'm too weird?..
Will I know what to say?..
Will they be disappointed?..
Will I they be happy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will I be attracted to them in the flesh ?
Will the conversation be stilted or will it flow easily?
Will they bore the fuck out of me?
Can I leave yet?
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This thread hasn’t just dented my confidence, it’s chewed it up and spat it out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread hasn’t just dented my confidence, it’s chewed it up and spat it out "
I think it’s good to know we all have worries and doubts. We’re all human. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread hasn’t just dented my confidence, it’s chewed it up and spat it out "
Just make sure you have snacks and toothpaste |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Interested in both men’s and women’s thoughts.
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All of it
Might show confidence but need that conversation to be flowing to make it great. |
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Not a lot to be honest - not that I'm anything special, but I take the time to get to know the person and establish a rapport beforehand, which apart from once has never failed me yet. I always try to make sure my profile shows the real me so they'll not be getting any unpleasant surprises on arrival. I'm always feeling good, but if there's one thing I do worry about it's that they're as genuine as me and I don't get stood up or ghosted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Interested in both men’s and women’s thoughts.
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Hi
And a smile
Be myself important
If he does not like me
Fuck him |
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Nothing
We always exchange a fair few messages so everyone knows the rules and what's allowed and also to get a feel for the person
If you've done the ground work the 1st meet should be enjoyable and fun
Ray |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a lot to be honest - not that I'm anything special, but I take the time to get to know the person and establish a rapport beforehand, which apart from once has never failed me yet. I always try to make sure my profile shows the real me so they'll not be getting any unpleasant surprises on arrival. I'm always feeling good, but if there's one thing I do worry about it's that they're as genuine as me and I don't get stood up or ghosted. "
We are all special |
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"Will he see beyond the potatoeyness and see the real me...
Does he like bacon?
How soon can we get married?"
I quite like Potato!
I'm kinda partial to Bacon!
Are you free next Saturday?
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving.
If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking
If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case?
Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath
What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear?
Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight.
Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch.
Did I eat yet, I've forgotten.
Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh.
Shit, what perfume?
Fuck a duck, what eye shadow?
Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow.
Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer.
P"
I think that just about covers it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will i get cum in my hair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will I achieve orgasm. I enjoy sex and dont mind not cumming, but it is something that can happen if the spark we had over chat wasnt exactly there in person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will i get cum in my hair "
Yes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will i get cum in my hair
Yes. "
Bloody hope not, otherwise I'll have to wash it, then I'm have to remember shampoo/conditioner , hairdryer, straighteners.. 2nd suitcase... Appropriate shoes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will they fancy me or be otherwise disappointed when they see me face to face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will i get cum in my hair
Or copious amounts of saliva "
Or lube ?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did I put the gaffa tape in the back of the van |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did I put the gaffa tape in the back of the van "
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I don’t. I just treat it like going for a drink with a mate and just let things flow naturally |
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Did we lock the front door when we left the house? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing im the king of seduction
Prove it " no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How many orgasms should i go for |
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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago
KIDLINGTON |
Will there still be a spark.. Will they like me.. Will I like them. Don't be late .. Will they turn up...
Loads of stuff goes through my head.. |
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I'm not a worrier.
I hope that we will get on and that it might lead to a sex meet. |
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"I don’t. I just treat it like going for a drink with a mate and just let things flow naturally "
Exactly this - nothing to be seriously concerned about! |
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"Not a lot to be honest - not that I'm anything special, but I take the time to get to know the person and establish a rapport beforehand, which apart from once has never failed me yet. I always try to make sure my profile shows the real me so they'll not be getting any unpleasant surprises on arrival. I'm always feeling good, but if there's one thing I do worry about it's that they're as genuine as me and I don't get stood up or ghosted.
We are all special "
This is true - in one way or another! |
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"Interested in both men’s and women’s thoughts.
Hi
And a smile
Be myself important
If he does not like me
Fuck him "
Love it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not drooling during the meet |
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Getting to the right place and on time. |
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over a year ago
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
Have they given me the right postcode?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have they given me the right postcode??"
Did i type it in correctly (err that would be no, haha) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They will actually be like the photo and not 8 stone heavier they accidently forgot to mention.. Yet recent date on pic just not the photo indate.
Why do you always get a spot? |
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"They will actually be like the photo and not 8 stone heavier they accidently forgot to mention.. Yet recent date on pic just not the photo indate.
Why do you always get a spot? "
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Have they given me the right postcode??
Did i type it in correctly (err that would be no, haha) "
The postcode you gave me was for Mars. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pants or no pants |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They will actually be like the photo and not 8 stone heavier they accidently forgot to mention.. Yet recent date on pic just not the photo indate.
Why do you always get a spot? "
Spot on the bot ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have they given me the right postcode??
Did i type it in correctly (err that would be no, haha)
The postcode you gave me was for Mars. "
I ended up in the middle of a housing estate |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Have they given me the right postcode??
Did i type it in correctly (err that would be no, haha)
The postcode you gave me was for Mars.
I ended up in the middle of a housing estate "
Yes, but the estate was in Mayfair. Xx |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Mostly performance related worries - but let them go as soon as I am en route and try and relax and just go with the flow after that.
By the time I've got round to actually meeting, I'm 99.99% confident that we'll get along and there will be an attraction there so none of those sort of things crop up as worries.
I do triple check I have everything I need though |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
Most of the above at various times but having the chemistry and there being an attraction is more important |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Most of the above at various times but having the chemistry and there being an attraction is more important "
If the lights are low and you squint a bit ill look better. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nasty smells. I always worry before I go down on a woman that she'll smell bad down there. |
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over a year ago
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
Will she turn up
Will she look like her pictures
Will she have a hairy bumhole
Will she like the sandwiches I've brought her
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"Interested in both men’s and women’s thoughts.
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My being late |
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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago
Plymouth |
My regular anxiety become fancy meet anxiety |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will she turn up
Will she look like her pictures
Will she have a hairy bumhole
Will she like the sandwiches I've brought her
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You take sandwiches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They will actually be like the photo and not 8 stone heavier they accidently forgot to mention.. Yet recent date on pic just not the photo indate.
Why do you always get a spot?
Spot on the bot ? "
Pain in the ass |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will she turn up
Will she look like her pictures
Will she have a hairy bumhole
Will she like the sandwiches I've brought her
You take sandwiches "
Yeah so do I, and nibbles and drinks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will she turn up
Will she look like her pictures
Will she have a hairy bumhole
Will she like the sandwiches I've brought her
You take sandwiches
Yeah so do I, and nibbles and drinks"
I don’t worry about that though, I just ask what they like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will she turn up
Will she look like her pictures
Will she have a hairy bumhole
Will she like the sandwiches I've brought her
You take sandwiches
Yeah so do I, and nibbles and drinks
I don’t worry about that though, I just ask what they like "
Omg, sign me up!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will she turn up
Will she look like her pictures
Will she have a hairy bumhole
Will she like the sandwiches I've brought her
You take sandwiches
Yeah so do I, and nibbles and drinks
I don’t worry about that though, I just ask what they like
Omg, sign me up!! " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They will actually be like the photo and not 8 stone heavier they accidently forgot to mention.. Yet recent date on pic just not the photo indate.
Why do you always get a spot?
Spot on the bot ?
Pain in the ass"
Use lube x |
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Will they murder me? Will there be awkward silences. What underwear is she wearing. Have I definitely got condoms. Is my hair alright. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Am I going to wake up? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will she turn up
Will she look like her pictures
Will she have a hairy bumhole
Will she like the sandwiches I've brought her
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Hairy bum hole looooool
Only in Norfolk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will I be safe? "
This is the one for men and women. A first meet no matter what is putting a lot of faith in that person to be who they say they are and I’m not on about just in terms of looks. Could be completely different in many ways.
Another thing that goes through my mind is I hope they are actually where they say they are. No shows really suck for everyone |
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving.
If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking
If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case?
Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath
What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear?
Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight.
Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch.
Did I eat yet, I've forgotten.
Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh.
Shit, what perfume?
Fuck a duck, what eye shadow?
Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow.
Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer.
P"
Not much to worry about then |
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over a year ago
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
How she comes down from subspace.
It is very intense and intimate.
With a regular submissive type person you can prepare, a little B/d play is equally important.
However, she needs to come down ecologically and no one is the same. |
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1: That they think I look different or bigger in real life than in my pictures. (I do try to be upfront and have unfiltered pictures at all angles on my profile)
2: Making sure that I smell like happiness and rainbows with a hint of wife material through out the meet.
3: Over night meets freak me out, I couldn't possibly be caught snoring unless by a potential life partner haha!
4: SAFETY that's why the idea of clubs is more appealing to me now. |
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"Will I be safe?"
Basically this everytime, especially after a local guy was found murdered after meeting someone off Grinder yesterday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What planet are they from? "
Hairy bum hole ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What planet are they from?
Hairy bum hole ? "
One knuckle or two |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What planet are they from?
Hairy bum hole ?
One knuckle or two "
Up to the wrist ? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"What planet are they from?
Hairy bum hole ?
One knuckle or two
Up to the wrist ? "
One fist or two. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What planet are they from?
Hairy bum hole ?
One knuckle or two
Up to the wrist ?
One fist or two. "
Hard core |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"What planet are they from?
Hairy bum hole ?
One knuckle or two
Up to the wrist ?
One fist or two.
Hard core "
I'm not as vanilla as you think. |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
Oh multiple orgasms, if they go on forever, when is it safe to put my dick in her mouth,
So overrated. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will I be too fat in the flesh? |
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Is he/she/they someone that we know? |
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"Will there be chemistry..."
Very much this.
If there's chemistry there's no awkwardness at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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does my bum look big in this ? |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
Will we still be awake at 2am?
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"Will I cum too quick "
Gave up on worrying about this lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will we still be awake at 2am?
S"
Hmmm... Maybe?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is she vegan |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Will we still be awake at 2am?
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Hmmm... Maybe?! "
How’s the devil in your knickers?
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will we still be awake at 2am?
S
Hmmm... Maybe?!
How’s the devil in your knickers?
S"
Stirring |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Is she vegan
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If so will it be too cold to leave the windows open?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Awkward silences/lack of 'spark'
Physical rejection
Being murdered
In that order. |
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