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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When you take a bath ladies with vaginas, how many liter of water goes in there ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

But what if there arse hole shares the water does that mean the results are ruined?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I read that women should have 2 to 3 litres a day

Hope this helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"But what if there arse hole shares the water does that mean the results are ruined?"

Haven't thought about that! Usually the asshole isn't close all the time unless the package needs to be dropped ? Then it opens ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I read that women should have 2 to 3 litres a day

Hope this helps"

Down the hatch ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But what if there arse hole shares the water does that mean the results are ruined?

Haven't thought about that! Usually the asshole isn't close all the time unless the package needs to be dropped ? Then it opens ? "

maybe she drops kids at the pool while in the pool?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I read that women should have 2 to 3 litres a day

Hope this helps

Down the hatch ? "

I dont think it matters which lips they use to drink it with

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I read that women should have 2 to 3 litres a day

Hope this helps

Down the hatch ?

I dont think it matters which lips they use to drink it with "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"But what if there arse hole shares the water does that mean the results are ruined?

Haven't thought about that! Usually the asshole isn't close all the time unless the package needs to be dropped ? Then it opens ? maybe she drops kids at the pool while in the pool?"

Which pool are we talking about though ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But what if there arse hole shares the water does that mean the results are ruined?

Haven't thought about that! Usually the asshole isn't close all the time unless the package needs to be dropped ? Then it opens ? maybe she drops kids at the pool while in the pool?

Which pool are we talking about though ? "

if you see a floater u know there doing science stuff

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"But what if there arse hole shares the water does that mean the results are ruined?

Haven't thought about that! Usually the asshole isn't close all the time unless the package needs to be dropped ? Then it opens ? maybe she drops kids at the pool while in the pool?

Which pool are we talking about though ? if you see a floater u know there doing science stuff"

Shitting for Science. Always underestimated.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out."
is that squirting?

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By *dam_TinaCouple  over a year ago

Hampshire


"But what if there arse hole shares the water does that mean the results are ruined?"

No, he can help to measure it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out."

I'd be happy to take a bath with you and plug the gaps

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The baths normally empty by the time I get out F&B

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.is that squirting?"

Yeah I think so, I've heard anyway.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.is that squirting?"

Yup. That's why it's bubbly and smells of imperial leather.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.

I'd be happy to take a bath with you and plug the gaps "

How generous of you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.is that squirting?

Yup. That's why it's bubbly and smells of imperial leather."

who gets the sticker bit wins a prize

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you take a bath ladies with vaginas, how many liter of water goes in there ? "
depends how big bath is the bathstore baths omg they can take so many litres

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


" depends how big bath is the bathstore baths omg they can take so many litres "

Shame they have gone into liquidation

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It’s a direct correlation between displacement when she gets in and how much goes up her. I know this (FACT) because I read it in a magazine at Hove train station.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


" depends how big bath is the bathstore baths omg they can take so many litres

Shame they have gone into liquidation"

ka-boom tish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" depends how big bath is the bathstore baths omg they can take so many litres

Shame they have gone into liquidation"

lol love the pun

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out."

The trick is, so a bearded gentleman coyly informed me, is to hold your nose as you ‘suck in’ using your vaginal muscles.

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Fab forum law dictates that all Vaginas are exactly the same size and therefore tightness, so once you know the volume of one vagina please share it as we will then know the volume of every vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.is that squirting?

Yup. That's why it's bubbly and smells of imperial leather."

I'm dead

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Fab forum law dictates that all Vaginas are exactly the same size and therefore tightness, so once you know the volume of one vagina please share it as we will then know the volume of every vagina."

3.4 cubic metres.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.is that squirting?

Yup. That's why it's bubbly and smells of imperial leather.

I'm dead "

RIP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.

I'd be happy to take a bath with you and plug the gaps

How generous of you!"

I live to please

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out."

If one can hold the water in long enough it’s a very useful during the summer for watering the flower beds in the evening

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.

If one can hold the water in long enough it’s a very useful during the summer for watering the flower beds in the evening "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dunno. Mines sewn up so I don’t get pregnant

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.

If one can hold the water in long enough it’s a very useful during the summer for watering the flower beds in the evening "

Fantastic tip thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.is that squirting?

Yup. That's why it's bubbly and smells of imperial leather."

you should help put out the fires in Australia

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.

If one can hold the water in long enough it’s a very useful during the summer for watering the flower beds in the evening

Fantastic tip thank you!"

I read it in Gardeners Weekly

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.is that squirting?

Yup. That's why it's bubbly and smells of imperial leather.you should help put out the fires in Australia"

I bet they never thought of hanging a dozen ladies with bladder issues out of a plane, ring the embassy immediately and make this happen!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.is that squirting?

Yup. That's why it's bubbly and smells of imperial leather.you should help put out the fires in Australia

I bet they never thought of hanging a dozen ladies with bladder issues out of a plane, ring the embassy immediately and make this happen!!! "

That is actually genius. Nasty steam burns mind you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.is that squirting?

Yup. That's why it's bubbly and smells of imperial leather.you should help put out the fires in Australia

I bet they never thought of hanging a dozen ladies with bladder issues out of a plane, ring the embassy immediately and make this happen!!!

That is actually genius. Nasty steam burns mind you."

Steaming vaginas is a thing now

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman  over a year ago

Victoria, London

Really?! you've no idea about women

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Really?! you've no idea about women"

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Dunno. Mines sewn up so I don’t get pregnant "

Does that mean you can't have sex either ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dunno. Mines sewn up so I don’t get pregnant

Does that mean you can't have sex either ?"

I have other holes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dunno. Mines sewn up so I don’t get pregnant

Does that mean you can't have sex either ?"

ear sex only

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Like family guy

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"

Steaming vaginas is a thing now"

As a tasting plate in high end restaurants ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I only have a shower so no water goes into my vagina.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

the comments made my day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine take 3.68 litres

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field


"When you take a bath ladies with vaginas, how many liter of water goes in there ? "

I only bathe with ladies without vaginas, so i'm afraid i can't enquire or measure the displacement

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Fab forum law dictates that all Vaginas are exactly the same size and therefore tightness, so once you know the volume of one vagina please share it as we will then know the volume of every vagina.

3.4 cubic metres."

Wow, I ejaculate 3400 litres of jizz per climax so we must be super compatible.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Fab forum law dictates that all Vaginas are exactly the same size and therefore tightness, so once you know the volume of one vagina please share it as we will then know the volume of every vagina.

3.4 cubic metres.

Wow, I ejaculate 3400 litres of jizz per climax so we must be super compatible."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I put a cork in mine before i get into the bath to avoid this issue

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales


"I put a cork in mine before i get into the bath to avoid this issue"

Least you won’t drown!

S

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Clench and close before lowering and then when you relax a natural vacuum created, do limited water enters and flooding upon standing unlikely to happen

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By *aekaeWoman  over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place


"Really?! you've no idea about women"

He does do jokes that go over people's heads really well though.

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Really?! you've no idea about women"

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out."

I know I'm late, but

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I put a cork in mine before i get into the bath to avoid this issue"
what do u use?

Dinner plate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I put a cork in mine before i get into the bath to avoid this issuewhat do u use?

Dinner plate "

couldnt resist

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination

500ml

I then bottle it and sell it on Ebay.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I put a cork in mine before i get into the bath to avoid this issuewhat do u use?

Dinner plate couldnt resist "

The full dinner set

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I read that women should have 2 to 3 litres a day

Hope this helps

Down the hatch ? "

Up the snatch

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By *rthur WrightusMan  over a year ago

Round the Bend

500ml

I then bottle it and sell it on Ebay.

I concur. . . , good eBayer 5* well packed del ontime . , working wonders on the arthritis

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By *entileschiWoman  over a year ago

Norwich


"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out."

This made me laugh

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Clench and close before lowering and then when you relax a natural vacuum created, do limited water enters and flooding upon standing unlikely to happen "

Unfortunately I'm still working on my mind vagina connection.

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